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Donkey Bott 平
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Disc golf, course design, family, outdoors, programming, science fiction, pets, video games …
Disc golf night bird
January 20, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Even the strongest AI can’t understand Disc Golf, because it simply cannot relax and just smoke a little reefer. There are dozens of us Disc golfers ready to take on Sky net.
January 20, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Looking at a new Disc Golf fairway. It is hard to see, but it is about a 200 foot straight shot or up to 280 on a left to right
January 20, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Let’s get a birdie together
January 17, 2026 at 1:46 AM
the meek shall inherit the earth
nah, they get shot in the face
January 13, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Warming up my disc golf putt.
My family thinks I’m out barbecuing, but I’m really making TikTok’s
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 AM
TikTok content
January 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Lust
Pride
Gluttony
Envy
Greed
Wrath
Sloth

Medieval theologians would lose their fucking minds.
January 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
portland.craigslist.org/grg/spo/d/un...
Anybody in the PNW looking for a starter set. $30 bucks for a bag and 20 discs!
Disc Golf - 20 discs + backpack - sporting goods - by owner - sale - craigslist
Selection of 20 discs and a Prodigy backpack. Discs are mostly drivers; a wide variety for beginners and more experienced players. $30 for all.
portland.craigslist.org
January 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
January 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I'm not forgetting. Fucking stains!
Samuel Alito flew two flags used by insurrectionists.

Clarence Thomas' wife plotted to overturn the 2020 election.

Both justices refused to recuse themselves from SCOTUS cases related to the January 6th plot.

It's a stain on our nation that this has effectively been forgotten.
January 6, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Take your max disc golf drive distance in feet and divide by 35 to get a suggested driver speed for your arm.
Ex: 320ft/35=~9 speed
woody from toy story is sitting on a shelf looking at a book that says 1984
ALT: woody from toy story is sitting on a shelf looking at a book that says 1984
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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The Bible
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Got out golfing before the weather turned nasty
January 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet

Lottery with Xmas present from uncle @beatnikdude.com
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Took puppy to Benson to get some throws in to start year. It was insane. So windy the waterfalls were being blown off hillside. But my dog loved it
January 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Disc golf resolution: Be satisfied with all the plastic I already own
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Rewatching 2014 Worlds from Blue Lake in Portland Oregon. I had recently started playing Disc Golf when worlds came to my hometown and I had zero idea what pros could do with discs. I was stupefied/amazed when I saw what they could do on a course that could score 40+ for me
December 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Lying sick on the sofa
Crow picks on dead rat
How did we meet here?

- today’s fever poem
December 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Star Trek folk music
December 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Happy Solstice
December 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Its that time of year again!
Run The Jewels - A Christmas F*cking Miracle (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RunTheJewels
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Just signed up for a 4 player team disc golf event. Super Bowl Scramble!! Third year I’ve attended and always have a blast. This years team name: Portland Birdie Society
@oregonsoracle.bsky.social @hudsp3th.bsky.social check it out
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM