Liz
@doomedhippo.bsky.social
Wrecking my finances.
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Wrecking my finances.
Sleep Through the Night with this One Simple Trick
(take two extra strength Tylenol right before bed)
(take two extra strength Tylenol right before bed)
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Sleep Through the Night with this One Simple Trick
(take two extra strength Tylenol right before bed)
(take two extra strength Tylenol right before bed)
God forbid a girl buy a rotisserie chicken for dinner! The audacity!
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
God forbid a girl buy a rotisserie chicken for dinner! The audacity!
Utterly inspired by the sheer simplicity of the actual Berkshire Hathaway website:
berkshirehathaway.com
berkshirehathaway.com
berkshirehathaway.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Utterly inspired by the sheer simplicity of the actual Berkshire Hathaway website:
berkshirehathaway.com
berkshirehathaway.com
Y’all, Ghost is playing here tonight and I’m not going :(
Couldn’t afford the tix and it’s a freaking TUESDAY.
Couldn’t afford the tix and it’s a freaking TUESDAY.
February 11, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Y’all, Ghost is playing here tonight and I’m not going :(
Couldn’t afford the tix and it’s a freaking TUESDAY.
Couldn’t afford the tix and it’s a freaking TUESDAY.
Catching up with Ilia Malinin’s freestyle performance and no one told me this guy’s out here doing Scott Hamilton flips!
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Catching up with Ilia Malinin’s freestyle performance and no one told me this guy’s out here doing Scott Hamilton flips!
West coast, best coast!
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
West coast, best coast!
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the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
the bushes were people 😂
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
What’s the point of Cadillac using ai to make that commercial when they could’ve just taken a car out to the salt flats? So stupid.
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
What’s the point of Cadillac using ai to make that commercial when they could’ve just taken a car out to the salt flats? So stupid.
Still upset by the William Shatner Raisin Bran ad as someone whose last name starts with the same four letters and had to endure poop jokes my entire childhood because of it, not to mention the constant question about whether or not I was related to him.
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Still upset by the William Shatner Raisin Bran ad as someone whose last name starts with the same four letters and had to endure poop jokes my entire childhood because of it, not to mention the constant question about whether or not I was related to him.
Best halftime show in ages!
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Best halftime show in ages!
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These Super Bowl commercials are recession indicators
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
These Super Bowl commercials are recession indicators
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a field goal is exactly half as difficult as a touchdown. that’s why it’s worth three
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
a field goal is exactly half as difficult as a touchdown. that’s why it’s worth three
What’s with all these sappy commercials? Remember the Budweiser frogs? We need to get back to that level of Super Bowl ads. These have all been terrible.
February 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
What’s with all these sappy commercials? Remember the Budweiser frogs? We need to get back to that level of Super Bowl ads. These have all been terrible.
Matt Berry
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Matt Berry
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I do not think the most significant cultural shifts will come from a World War, Class War, Race War, or whatever other battle people weirdly fantasize about. I think it’ll be an integration of the idea that children are people and not the property of their parents.
February 6, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I do not think the most significant cultural shifts will come from a World War, Class War, Race War, or whatever other battle people weirdly fantasize about. I think it’ll be an integration of the idea that children are people and not the property of their parents.
So I’m trying out this app to track stuff with the arachnids and it has this ad for the company I bought my enclosures from but it’s so frustrating that this is the ad they use because that incredible pyramid enclosure is DISCONTINUED and I can’t get one! 😩😩😩
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
So I’m trying out this app to track stuff with the arachnids and it has this ad for the company I bought my enclosures from but it’s so frustrating that this is the ad they use because that incredible pyramid enclosure is DISCONTINUED and I can’t get one! 😩😩😩
Everything’s terrible so have this still from a video my sister sent me of Baby Nephew deciding to put his straw into his ranch cup to drink it. He is fully gulping it down.
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Everything’s terrible so have this still from a video my sister sent me of Baby Nephew deciding to put his straw into his ranch cup to drink it. He is fully gulping it down.
Welp. Sweetums the baby Asian forest scorpion decided to molt last night so there’s a new glowy addition to the molt jar!
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Welp. Sweetums the baby Asian forest scorpion decided to molt last night so there’s a new glowy addition to the molt jar!
Let’s play Spot Sweetums, the baby Asian forest scorpion I just brought home. Can you find her/him?
February 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Let’s play Spot Sweetums, the baby Asian forest scorpion I just brought home. Can you find her/him?
Boo, taxes, boooooooooooo.
February 3, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Boo, taxes, boooooooooooo.
My bigger tarantula baby molted last night! I can’t wait to see it! (it’s currently barricaded in its burrow so I can’t see what it looks like now) I had a suspicion about molting when it dint eat the cricket I put in there yesterday.
February 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
My bigger tarantula baby molted last night! I can’t wait to see it! (it’s currently barricaded in its burrow so I can’t see what it looks like now) I had a suspicion about molting when it dint eat the cricket I put in there yesterday.
So the reptile store I went to today to get crickets for the tarantulas has baby Asian forest scorpions and what if I…
February 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
So the reptile store I went to today to get crickets for the tarantulas has baby Asian forest scorpions and what if I…
I need a shirt that says, “Can’t buy, just nosy” so I can go to real estate open houses without wasting the agent’s time.
January 31, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I need a shirt that says, “Can’t buy, just nosy” so I can go to real estate open houses without wasting the agent’s time.