dooms-dave.bsky.social
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Schumer: ball’s in your court

Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain

Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls

Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families

Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I like that Twin Peaks is in the Pacific North-West but somehow borders Quebec.
February 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I dont understand the lyrics in at least half the english songs I listen to. It's why "[song name] lyrics" is one of the top search results for every song.
February 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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hit 'em where it hurts!! 🥰✨
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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every single "principled libertarian" put on the red hat in 2016 and i don't think we should let them take it off and pretend like they're real intellectuals again now that he's unpopular
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!
February 8, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Making a satellite radio station that only plays early 2000s fps music and calling it Sirius Sam Radio.
February 8, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Maybe America is just haunted.
February 8, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants"

No you don't.

If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way

The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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July 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Pathologic 4 is gonna be crazy
February 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I'll probably keep trying the demo but it isnt clicking so far. Also this game has so many systems on top of systems crammed into it, it's nuts. I dont know if that's good or bad, but it's very funny that every few minutes a new tutorial window is popping up with an entire new system to learn.
February 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I dont know if Im into Nioh 3. I really enjoyed Rise of Ronin but something about Nioh just feels... worse. I also dont like the loot system, which felt less important in Ronin because Ronin just seemed easier. But also swapping stances feels awkward and I dont really enjoy it so far in the demo.
February 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Well now I _do_ wanna hear them.
February 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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Hard to explain if you didn’t grow up in the 90s but this frog was huge
May 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Holy shit that's so funny
February 1, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Psycho behavior tbh I respect it
February 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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The ruling class has never hated sex or sexuality or porn, they just want complete iron-fisted control over it which means no one involved in it gets to have personal or bodily autonomy
January 31, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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well with all due respect to bethesdas current design sensibilities, between morrowind n starfield i know which one has prompted me to revisit it N times over the years
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 10d
"Go back and play Morrowind and tell me that’s the game you want to play again," said Bruce Nesmith, who worked for Bethesda for over 17 years, adding that playing The Elder Scrolls 3 "would not stand the test of time." https://bit.ly/4q4GoKh
January 31, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 8:35 AM