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The terrible CR Budget bill — written by right-wing House Republicans with no input from anybody but themselves — was passed tonight with the support of 10 Democrats.
An absolute failure of Democratic leadership. NOBODY in the Senate should have voted for this dangerous bill.
An absolute failure of Democratic leadership. NOBODY in the Senate should have voted for this dangerous bill.
March 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The terrible CR Budget bill — written by right-wing House Republicans with no input from anybody but themselves — was passed tonight with the support of 10 Democrats.
An absolute failure of Democratic leadership. NOBODY in the Senate should have voted for this dangerous bill.
An absolute failure of Democratic leadership. NOBODY in the Senate should have voted for this dangerous bill.
Oh hell yeah I'm doing this next time I get online.
March 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Oh hell yeah I'm doing this next time I get online.
DEI used to be known as DEIA with the A referring to 'accessibility.' But when conservatives started to attack it, they dropped the A for political expediency.
March 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
DEI used to be known as DEIA with the A referring to 'accessibility.' But when conservatives started to attack it, they dropped the A for political expediency.
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Today, Arab leaders convened in Cairo for an emergency Arab League summit to discuss and then unanimously endorse Egypt’s plan for the reconstruction of Gaza, presenting an alternative to Trump’s ethnic cleansing ‘Riviera’ proposal.
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March 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Today, Arab leaders convened in Cairo for an emergency Arab League summit to discuss and then unanimously endorse Egypt’s plan for the reconstruction of Gaza, presenting an alternative to Trump’s ethnic cleansing ‘Riviera’ proposal.
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No it's cause those damned almond milkers. The logistics got outta control.
March 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
No it's cause those damned almond milkers. The logistics got outta control.
Don't stop winning until I'm allowed to hit my employees...which I will acquire some day.
March 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Don't stop winning until I'm allowed to hit my employees...which I will acquire some day.
Please run for POTUS so Montana can be Minnesota too.
March 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Please run for POTUS so Montana can be Minnesota too.
Good thing I put some money into ETFs right before this. Basically propping up Trump's shit economy.
March 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Good thing I put some money into ETFs right before this. Basically propping up Trump's shit economy.
Hell hath no fury like 200 million Brazilians scorned
March 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Hell hath no fury like 200 million Brazilians scorned
So elated that this won. I think the mission of the film was a success because of this. I wanna say that tonight's acceptance speech was the true ending, but it can only be Palestinian freedom.
March 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
So elated that this won. I think the mission of the film was a success because of this. I wanna say that tonight's acceptance speech was the true ending, but it can only be Palestinian freedom.
He means someone paid him to deregulated the private surveillance state.
February 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
He means someone paid him to deregulated the private surveillance state.
I know what you're thinking. Go ahead, eat four eggs instead of three...
February 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I know what you're thinking. Go ahead, eat four eggs instead of three...
You know there's somebody out there who dips stuff in straight Worcestershire sauce.
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You know there's somebody out there who dips stuff in straight Worcestershire sauce.
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Ready to introduce my 'always say gay' bill
January 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Ready to introduce my 'always say gay' bill
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A big misconception about Greenland is that since it’s labeled a Danish colony, its residents are just a bunch of white dudes named Kristian—which is extremely harmful and inaccurate.
The population is 85% Indigenous! It belongs to the Kalaallit people, not to Denmark and CERTAINLY not to the U.S.
The population is 85% Indigenous! It belongs to the Kalaallit people, not to Denmark and CERTAINLY not to the U.S.
January 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
A big misconception about Greenland is that since it’s labeled a Danish colony, its residents are just a bunch of white dudes named Kristian—which is extremely harmful and inaccurate.
The population is 85% Indigenous! It belongs to the Kalaallit people, not to Denmark and CERTAINLY not to the U.S.
The population is 85% Indigenous! It belongs to the Kalaallit people, not to Denmark and CERTAINLY not to the U.S.
It's the scarf
January 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It's the scarf
Some will argue that having an absurd amount of income inequality compared to decades past is fine because even the poorest Americans are better off than xyz. That's missing the point. The point is that this fact proves something's being taken from American workers now that wasn't before.
January 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Some will argue that having an absurd amount of income inequality compared to decades past is fine because even the poorest Americans are better off than xyz. That's missing the point. The point is that this fact proves something's being taken from American workers now that wasn't before.
I am a couch suppressant
January 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I am a couch suppressant
You do you is another way of saying go fuck yourself.
January 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
You do you is another way of saying go fuck yourself.
I just figured out cigarettes are keto friendly.
January 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I just figured out cigarettes are keto friendly.
I'm gonna take it on the other slide
January 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I'm gonna take it on the other slide
Left my cart at the end of a crowded isle so I could walk halfway down and grab some olives. Came back and someone had LOADED my cart with brownie mix and a bunch of other stuff. Just took my three things out of it when they weren't looking and ran.
January 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Left my cart at the end of a crowded isle so I could walk halfway down and grab some olives. Came back and someone had LOADED my cart with brownie mix and a bunch of other stuff. Just took my three things out of it when they weren't looking and ran.
Everything worth reading about COVID is a scroll and by the end of it you're like...but what if it's all bullshit.
January 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Everything worth reading about COVID is a scroll and by the end of it you're like...but what if it's all bullshit.