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i violate article 1, section 8, clause 3 of the united states constitution safely, often, and extremely well. psalm 51:3

tj, any pronouns
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i saw the mothman and she was black
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i saw the mothman and she was black
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
fruit flies like a banana
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
death wears us like a cloak
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if you're not watching panthers vs niners: we just began the 8th combined possession of the game. there have been 4 interceptions
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Maybe the worst FBS team of the millennium AND this at the same time. This is special
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
UCONN "FOOTBALL SCHOOL" HUSKIES MENTIONED IN THE CFP POLL
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
i am not going to succumb to woke 'science.' 57 IS PRIME
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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The two types of Bluesky users
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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#mtg #welcome to the #resistance she is finally standing up to #taco #drumpf and the #democratic #party should welcome her and other brave #good #republicans who realize that the only thing that matters is #country and we need a #big-tent to fuck over the #far-left #trans #activists 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
she gumboot on my chiton till my meatloaf wanders
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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It's so rare to see the old world dying and the new world struggling to be born in the same room together
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
that's because rfk jr was getting the snipe on them before he got summoned out of massachusetts
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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It’s not just that people don’t know there are simpler ways to do things. It’s that they’re being TOLD to integrate Ai into everything. I’m reminded, again, of the radium craze. Radium is not magic and nor is Ai. Both are, unfortunately, harmful.

Original from @mariyadelano.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
big dawg is gonna primary abraham lincoln just to lose to logan paul
Trump: My pollsters said, 'sir, if George Washington and Abraham Lincoln came back from the dead and they aligned and they went for the president, vice president as a combination, you'd be beating them by 25 points.'
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"faye mcginty" is an astounding name. like something jk rowling would name a transphobic headmaster in the alternate timeline where she's an ally
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
dawg you cannot be the "1" on a 427-1 vote. especially not for pedo shit
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
just got pulled over for speeding by a cop i was *driving behind* fuck these assholes lol
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man

me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head

friend: did it kill him

me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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He tried to lie to the arresting officers about where he worked so Border Patrol supervisor wouldn't find out. We won't know if he would actually have been fired, though, because he went off and overdosed. lbpost.com/news/isaiah-...
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM