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i violate article 1, section 8, clause 3 of the united states constitution safely, often, and extremely well. psalm 51:3 tj, any pronouns

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17h

"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 1h

Stella Sacco
@antlervel.vet
It's really funny that The Art of War is treated as this like alpha male book when it's clearly meant to be read by ancient Chinese failsons because it's all "please don't forget you have to feed your troops" and "if someone asks if you're going to attack them consider lying about it"
April 23, 2024 at 1:28 AM © Everybody can reply
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 11h

one thing that's funny is the weirdo canadians/nazis on x the everything app increasingly have to monitor this place to get their rage fix now. you won! enjoy your cool app with your cool friends

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 11h

this is wild. could you tell me what it tasted like?

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 11h

me learning that there are enough willing customers to bring something like this to market

blurry 3d 😐 looking offscreen with bloodshot eyes

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 11h

i do sensory at a brewery that produces large volumes of non-alcoholic product. i have seen some real bad test products on my drink tray, and i have dutifully drank the vast majority.

know that when i say this: something must be deeply wrong with you to see that label and buy it thinking it's good

scari @cari.bsky.social · 13h

The Oreo Coke Zero has been dethroned. This tastes so bad and I can't get the taste out of my mouth after one sip. I might actually throw up

A glass bottle that says "phony mezcal negroni" on it. The liquid in it is red and the label is green.

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 11h

that is up there for worst pooch punts i've seen. i wonder how it felt to see that land

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 18h

soup nazi staring in disgust

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d

when you hear a couple start to fight at the restaurant

Still from the weird Peter Boyle TV Poochinski about a cop that gets reincarnated as a dog show the titular dog man done by I believe poor animatronics with an uncanny face hard eyes and a too articulate looking mouth. It's mouth appears to open as if if in midspeech and he is kind of looking off camera.

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Logan :) @joelogan.bsky.social · 1d

The problem with jokes is that I'm stupid

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 1d

oh FUCK yes

Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 1d

First look at "Primal" Season 3 (by Genndy Tartakovsky).
Coming January 2026 on Adult Swim.

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 1d

lookit the jingly keys

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 1d

Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 1d

OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 1d

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logo, acting spoopy @logophobe.bsky.social · 1d

As.. AB-OVE...... So.. Be-LOW

Teddy sitting on the back of a gray couch while Ozzy sits in an identical position on the seat of the couch below him

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

i’ll never get over this

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 16d

Yakubza

Yakub head on Kazama Kiryu body

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 1d

incredible line from this article

www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/longform...

Lawless: “I don’t care how big you are. I don’t care how slow you are. I don’t care about your belly. I don’t care about your ass,” Lawless would tell him. “But I do care about you producing and you catching a good game.”

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 2d

i believe they still are. unfortunately, our wonderful policing community counts among its members roughly 85% of the headlight fuckers

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dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 2d

i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 2d

i tried for months before bsky existed but it's just so ass

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 2d

it sure is

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 2d

chip dinner

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 2d

you would also try The Flavor

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 2d

imagine if you dropped an airborne tablet (the fake cold medicine stuff) into a vodka soda