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i violate article 1, section 8, clause 3 of the united states constitution safely, often, and extremely well. psalm 51:3

tj, any pronouns
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i just wanted some context for the video
youtube video titled "Moaning Black Bear" which depicts someone's amateur recording of a black bear making typical noises. the creator's video description reads, "Moaning black bear, looks angry and dangerous, seems to like this big tree. Now thanks to corrupt cops that think a person should allow ATV riders to run you over on your own property, now I have no guns for protection. If this bear wants to eat me, it's his choice."
January 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
binp.bsky.social
researching chemicals
Geosmin is also implicated in the migratory patterns of eels, where its higher concentration in freshwater systems guides the fish from the ocean into estuaries and rivers.[18] Geosmin is also likely involved in raccoon predation of turtle nests, where burrowing disturbs the soil and ejects the chemical and other volatile indicators into the air.[19]
January 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
binp.bsky.social
a fine beer to pair with some white people chana masala
a tulip glass of kasteel cuvée a poorly-lit dutch oven of tomato chickpea curry
January 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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shot // chaser
r/relationship_advice u/Weak-Expression1204 My(M41) wife (F41) has been in prison for last 2 years and is getting out Monday. So my wife is getting out Monday. And wanna make it special something that she'll remember. We've been together for 15 years. We have two kids a five year old son anda six year old daughter. Just need some ideas on how to make a memorable moment. What would suggest to knock her off her feet? Or what kind of things would you want if it was you in her position. I am picking her up 2.5 hours away from where we live at 8am, kids will be in school. My six year old daughter has already come up with setting up a table with a homemade cake baked by her as well as cards and pictures that we, my son daughter and have made her. reply from u/i_swear_too_muchffs Have you asked the people over in r/prison ? And maybe get rid of your public jerk off request post, your sexting request comments and let’s not forget commenting in the meth sub. Your poor kids. Edited to show the full douchiness of OP. Edit # 2…go to OP’s profile and hit on the magnifying glass in the top right corner, click on it and you can still see their hidden posts and comments.
January 11, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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gm. going to fuckin town on some slop
sausage, apple and cheese butter grits
January 10, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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BOOBS

MONEY

ASS
it's a word search, if you're blind don't worry about it
December 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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her posture is giving cruella deville
cruella deville posed up like erika kirk in 10 years
December 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Lemurs in Madagascar Face an Unexpected Killer - The New York Times
December 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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she yearns for the sauce
my grey tuxedo idiot pawing for a packet of diablo sauce while yawning. it looks like she is trying to snap the packet out of the air
December 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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capital is t mfs when immigrant
December 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
binp.bsky.social
who else prefers vein-in avocado
avocado with the vein
December 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
binp.bsky.social
he a lil confused but he got the spirit
a santa and snowman ornament, both in a woodcut 6-point star
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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nintendo switch
my tux cat cookie in a nintendo switch case
December 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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nothing like coming home to a fresh pair of doggers
a brand-new pair of homefield sweatpants with the sad husky of '59 emblazoned on the side
December 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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view from the airport lounge
the airport waiting area bench. the snowcapped alps are visible through the large glass wall on the opposite end.
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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it's 5 o'clock at my destination (don't check am or pm)
ottakringer helles
December 12, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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another absolute banger. nobody does it better than the belgians
an enthusiastically emptied bottle of kasteel cuveé
December 12, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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me + my followers
8' tall mannequin in a suit of armor surrounded by seven 4-5' tall mannequins in armor
December 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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cool view, maybe could have prepped better in hindsight
view of innsbruck from the top of a fuckoff-tall mountain my idiot ass hiking up the fuckoff-tall mountain through ice and snow in leather vans
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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i went to the estrogen mustard aisle and nobody knew you
"original estragon senf" at a SPAR in austria
December 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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train snack of champions
a bottle of stiegl grapefruit radler and a mini babybel cheese wheel on a fold-down train tray
December 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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big chillin
kinderkrampus reclining in the street
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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peep this dope-ass statue i saw in salzburg today
'guardian of nature' statue, outside the stiegl brewery in salzburg
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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diy doppelbock instructions:

1: order a bock

2: order a bock
2 steins of augustiner bock at bärenwirt, salzburg
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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what are you thankful for today? i am thankful for this frame from the video of trump getting attacked by a bald eagle
donald trump is mid-dodge from the attempted eagle bite. everything in the photo is blurred by motion except for his wrists. despite the blur, this image is a vast canvas. the chin and jowls slosh about while the artificial hair job remains suspiciously still. the neck is squat and retracted. the suit, curiously enough, finally seems to fit his grotesque figure.
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM