David Lindsey Pittman
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David Lindsey Pittman
@dphrygian.com
MAEK GAEM
Engineering Director at @questiongames.bsky.social
Co-founder at @minorkeygames.com, making Eldritch 2
Guitar, vinyl, film, pro wrestling
All cats are beautiful
Anti-fascist
✝️🏳️‍🌈

👤 he/him 🌎 Texas 🔗 https://dphrygian.com/
Pinned
Anyway, trans rights. 🏳️‍⚧️
AGDQ moving to ATL next year! I might have to go to that.
Upcoming events:

Back to Black 2026: Feb. 5-8th
#FrostFatales 2026: Mar. 8-15th
#SGDQ2026: Minneapolis, MI | July 5-11th
#AGDQ2027: Atlanta, GA | Jan. 3-10th
January 11, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Reposted by David Lindsey Pittman
Okay so we knew this @gamesdonequick.com was getting pretty 🔥 during the finale but seriously...
January 11, 2026 at 6:01 AM
WE'RE SO BACK
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Oh nooo, fire alarm during the last run of AGDQ. Hope everyone stays safe and they get to wrap the event up as intended.
January 11, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Dismukes is great. With Bowen and Ego gone now, I think it's Dismukes, JAJ, and Ashley Padilla carrying the show.
January 11, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Got lunch with @piratehearts.com and @spiffysteph.bsky.social, did some speedcubing with my nephew, then went to an ICE protest. Good birthday.
January 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Ooh, I've been interested in Shadowglass but hadn't seen this update yet. Thanks!
January 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
“Low poly” 🥁
January 10, 2026 at 9:31 AM
🎵 and that's how David ended up never working at Nintendo 🎵
January 10, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Obviously Luigi is pan, but Mario is closeted and secretly gay for Bowser. ::turns off replies::
January 10, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Oops that was it, that's the post I'm going to hell for.
January 10, 2026 at 8:54 AM
::youth pastor voice:: You know what Man was really Mega?
January 10, 2026 at 8:53 AM
It's my birthday, I can have a little fun on my birthday. I'm just a little birthday boy!
January 10, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Link has only been the main character in one game, Zelda II: The Adventure of Link. It's right there in the name. Zelda was the main character in all the other Zelda games. That's why they're called The Legend of Zelda.
January 10, 2026 at 8:45 AM
something something Yoshi's Cookie something GDPR
January 10, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Dr. Mario doesn't accept my healthcare plan.
January 10, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Coheed *and* Cambria? In this economy?
January 10, 2026 at 8:29 AM
ToeJam *and* Earl? In this economy?
January 10, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Sonic *and* Knuckles? In this economy?
January 10, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Checking my posts before going to bed, like, which ones am I going to wake up with anxiety about? Okay, I think I'm good. Might regret the FUCK ICE one, but FUCK ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Yeah it took me 10 years to come up with that one.
January 10, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Stranger? Things? gross
January 10, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Reposted by David Lindsey Pittman
Capricorns are goated.
January 10, 2026 at 5:57 AM
One of the things I miss about living in Nebraska is how everyone wanted to get out of Nebraska. Didn't matter where, they just wanted out.

Then you move to a state like California or Texas or Washington or New York, and it's like... oh shit, where can I go now?
January 10, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Reposted by David Lindsey Pittman
Oh no, I have to explain a joke.

See, "works on my machine" is a thing programmers say when they can't reproduce a bug. It's so common that it's a cultural meme.

I'm saying that because the systems work for politicians and they can't repro the bugs locally, they ignore that they exist for others.
January 9, 2026 at 11:31 PM