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Dragon Cobolt
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I'm Dragon Cobolt, formerly of Twitter! I write erotica SF and erotica fantasy! He/Him
time to go to sleep!

tomorrow, i'm going to see if my girlfriend is going to stay in her rehabilitation center or if they're gonna...literally kick her out to fucking die on the street! WOO!!!

(she will not die on the street, I have alternative backup plans)
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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making the wrecker (the jetpack-equipped juvie) was going well, i had a cool dynamic midair pose where she's sort of descending toward the ground, and then i was like

wait shit

probably...

probably shouldn't go jetpacking in a skirt
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
weird take: i am more okay with a novelist writing, like, the most fucked up snuff porn than I am with a porn studio that exploits barely legal adults with unsafe working spaces and bad pay

because what matters is, like, who is being harmed

fictional characters cannot die! they're not alive!
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
some people are like, "This is bad, this game doesn't even have porn in it, it's art" and it's true, this game is using sexual themes for artistic purposes

...but, like, if it was just porn, it also shouldn't be banned?

If it's porn, it should be securely and firmly labeled! not banned!
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Oh man, when I was 12, the character design that fucking SEARED itself into my brain was Fallout 1's power armor, but it shared the top spot with PEACE, the reprogrammed assassin robot from the 1977 film Wizards, which I saw for some reason
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
and I can too! Tamora Pierce novels are all pretty great...basically the only thing that has aged kinda poorly is she clearly was a little hot for teacher, lol
It’s the troubling implication that they haven’t read a single other book

Like, I can and will fanboy about Tamora Pierce books I read when I was a kid, but they’re not the ONLY book I’ve ever read!
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i'm a bad person, I put jokes in my alt-text
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Harry, don't be ashamed, it's normal for straight men to own five or six longswords...you are a straight man, Harry?
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
giving me power over the thermostat was too much, they will rue the day
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
what if I took the weirdest kinks, put them in a hat, pulled out some and made a novel around those
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I am kinda curious where the name Half Life...like...

came from?
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
sometimes, i see some right wing meme and...like...

how do you make this shit and not go, "Oh wait, I'm literally the villain"

Like, you can't even make the brown person villainous? Give them knives and guns, cover them in gang tats, give them a scowly face?

this is just a mom, man
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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A half-elf mercenary from North Valeria, a region which borders the Imperial Duchy of Soderlingen.

"Real" elves don't actually exist on this continent (if at all), so any elf-looking person is technically more human than elf at this point in history
October 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I'm generally in favor of piracy - mostly because it's not really a lost sale if you already couldn't afford it.

but, like...

It's a book. Many books are, at this point, 1/3rd the cost of eating a single meal at Wendies, if not cheaper. Those that are more expensive are about as expensive.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
one of the creepier episodes
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
love the adventure time owl who wears a t-shirt with OWL on it
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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(unfamiliar with cyberpunk argot) fuck I wish that was me
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
"You thought the theme was the five fingers? No one has had five fingers for fifty gabilion maybles - five telepathy glands, maybe!"
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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i’m barely exaggerating when i say this is slightly less convoluted than trying to get state healthcare in california
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
people don't put land deeds into pies for me to steal while delivering them to the King anymore and this is why the United Kingdom is going down hill
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
a young trans woman is frozen in the 2020s and wakes up in the distant gender year of X981 - where genders have become so advanced that her primitive transgenderism is a facet of delight and awe for the far future x-gender superbeings. It's like unfrozen 50s caveman, but with more yuri
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Sad boy (who's totally not an egg btw do not put in the paper that he's an egg) returning home after a long day and asks for another feminizing hypnosis session from his GF.

but in like a cis guy way for boys, definitely
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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*enormous* torchship progress today. as of right now, the core rules section (all the foundational rules everything else keys off of) is *done*. It's 36 thousand words!

We've been hitting our heads against it for a long while because it has to carry *so much game* but it's finally, *finally* done
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM