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drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 8h

Vikings offense not fixing Wentz’ jersey kinda says something.

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drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 9h

Too many cats in the Timonium Petsmart adoption windows 😿. I gotta win the lottery and buy a big farm ASAP.

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drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 15h

Streaming platforms reallllly pushing the limits with these price increases. Even as someone that watches more tv than I should, I’m about to cancel them all out of principle.

drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 17h

JPMorgan has been one of the loudest “return to office” voices in the country … for THIS? Line the C-Suite floors with rakes you can’t avoid stepping on while you’re at it.

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 20h

Congrats workers on your new hell zone

Congratulations
@jpmorgan
on the opening of your new headquarters! 🎉🇺🇸🙏

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drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 19h

I’m always jealous of that yard when I walk by that [near perfect] house.

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 1d

Mabel Butt Pickles

England and Wales, Birth Registration Index, 1837-2008

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drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 1d

Cuomo’s entire “but I deserve this!” attitude is so gross.

drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 1d

The Slow Horses writers are having so much fun with Roddy this season.

drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 1d

Do it and then if anyone says anything just issue a naan-apology.

drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 1d

Good to see. Procurement reform anywhere needs: MUCH better pre-solicitation planning by budgeting and stakeholders, real category management, contractor performance oversight (concurrent with performance, not as a closeout audit), time to negotiate btwn bids/awards, and much more staff.

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drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 2d

Musk complaining about Duffy trying to kill NASA contracts after DOGE decimated contracts everywhere else, is pretty damn galling. It could also be a dumb way of distracting from Q3 Tesla earnings (tomorrow).

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drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 2d

Immediate Emmy for the salesman (Jared Lindner).

Tim Robinson’s character (one of five Ron’s) interacts with Jared Lindner playing a suit salesman in the show The Chair Company. They stand on opposite sides of a sales counter.

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drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 2d

Crystal Mason got 5 years in Texas for filling out a provisional ballot for herself (which she very reasonably believed was her right). The appellate court dropped her charges eventually, but I wonder what’s so different about her and the Minnesota woman who outright cheated (I don’t wonder).

A Minnesota woman who cast her dead mother’s ballot for Trump in 2024 must write an essay on voting - WTOP News

A Minnesota woman convicted of filling out and submitting a mail-in ballot for her deceased mother in support of Republican Donald Trump during the 2024 presidential election was ordered by a judge to...

wtop.com

drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 3d

Best weather of the year this week.

drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 3d

I am no forming zoning board executive director, but when a neighborhood association claims they didn’t get notice of the city doing stuff that even I knew was happening, it definitely raises a red flag for me.

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🕯️ Crowley Rae Jepsen 🕯️ @mags.colvett.online · 4d

Sorry but this is the funniest headline I will read all year

Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre
Andrew Harding
Paris correspondent, at the scene

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drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 4d

My first day as president: “This executive order makes it so not ok to take away the ‘skip intro’ button before I can get to the remote. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 4d

Guy in the front isn’t too good at disguising his face. Is that a pantyhose mask, tv burglar style?

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drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 4d

It existed but RIP.

The Jeremy Renner app was too good for this world

I downloaded the app to commit to a bit, but ended up having a change of heart

www.polygon.com

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drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 4d

A thing I’d like to see more coverage/organizing of in Baltimore (or learn about if it’s already out there): judicial campaigns. Huge impacts on the citizens of the city but basically no information voters can easily access about the candidates.

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drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 4d

Thank god the Ravens don’t play today.

drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 5d

Read this as “Van Halen” at first 🎸

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drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 5d

We’re so inured to him being like this that it’s hard to step back and really consider how incredibly embarrassing it is for THE PRESIDENT to behave this way.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America

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drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 5d

Watching Making a Murderer and everything else aside (ACAB!), I can’t stress enough how much I love those accents.

drewinbalt.bsky.social @drewinbalt.bsky.social · 5d

Best morning of the year!

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