jeb haus
@drjeb.bsky.social
i’m a hip old granny who can hip-hop, be-bop, dance til you drop
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hack for better service at restaurants:
when you sit down, place five crisp clean dollar bills on the table. when the server comes and asks what you want, say “no food thanks, brought my own” and take a big bite of a dollar
when you sit down, place five crisp clean dollar bills on the table. when the server comes and asks what you want, say “no food thanks, brought my own” and take a big bite of a dollar
December 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
hack for better service at restaurants:
when you sit down, place five crisp clean dollar bills on the table. when the server comes and asks what you want, say “no food thanks, brought my own” and take a big bite of a dollar
when you sit down, place five crisp clean dollar bills on the table. when the server comes and asks what you want, say “no food thanks, brought my own” and take a big bite of a dollar
god he made the right choice, imagine trying to have sympathy for a sick child named "Little Fred"...
December 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
god he made the right choice, imagine trying to have sympathy for a sick child named "Little Fred"...
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INCREDIBLE BREAKTHROUGH IN AI TECHNOLOGY
the fake "tiny houses" have fat dog now
the fake "tiny houses" have fat dog now
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
INCREDIBLE BREAKTHROUGH IN AI TECHNOLOGY
the fake "tiny houses" have fat dog now
the fake "tiny houses" have fat dog now
moisturize
moisture rise
moist your eyes
moisture rise
moist your eyes
October 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
moisturize
moisture rise
moist your eyes
moisture rise
moist your eyes
lol this kids hair. graphic designer saw those dreads and said “nope!” did a quick swoosh with the lasso tool and called it a day
October 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
lol this kids hair. graphic designer saw those dreads and said “nope!” did a quick swoosh with the lasso tool and called it a day
the INTOLERANT left doesn’t want this beautiful Charlie Kirnk memorial statue on the Ave Marina University campus in Florida. SHARE TO SHAME THEM #shame
October 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
the INTOLERANT left doesn’t want this beautiful Charlie Kirnk memorial statue on the Ave Marina University campus in Florida. SHARE TO SHAME THEM #shame
yeah wow she really went off on this one
![screenshot from genius.com with the lyrics for wood by taylor swift:
I ain't got to knock on wood
[Post-Chorus]
His love it set me free
That dick is giving me CTE
QB sack into my back wall
Never gonna fumble those big ol balls](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jabuxmx2i3jsbud7oyd7plje/bafkreiboabat4fn7nilng4x4ieeq3cwo5w4rkrmmnsnqqrctd7bf5tq4hu@jpeg)
October 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
yeah wow she really went off on this one
they should call it chat beep beep beep, because it’s computer
October 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
they should call it chat beep beep beep, because it’s computer
this is why you gotta stay on top of the free section on craigslist. I had a 19 foot tower in my amazon cart, but now i'm gettin one for free 🤘
September 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
this is why you gotta stay on top of the free section on craigslist. I had a 19 foot tower in my amazon cart, but now i'm gettin one for free 🤘
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a little song about ai youtube.com/shorts/ksocb...
the voice
YouTube video by jeb haus (dr_jeb)
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September 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
a little song about ai youtube.com/shorts/ksocb...
a little song about ai youtube.com/shorts/ksocb...
the voice
YouTube video by jeb haus (dr_jeb)
youtube.com
September 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
a little song about ai youtube.com/shorts/ksocb...
Reposted by jeb haus
Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
September 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Tell You She Consents to This Image
September 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Tell You She Consents to This Image
well it happened to me too. my boss overheard me saying "i'm so horned up, my shit gonna burst like charlie kirk's neck". fired on the spot. so now i gotta try to find another dick sucking factory that's hiring fml
September 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
well it happened to me too. my boss overheard me saying "i'm so horned up, my shit gonna burst like charlie kirk's neck". fired on the spot. so now i gotta try to find another dick sucking factory that's hiring fml
just learned that today the online communities of Adult Baby Diaper Lovers will be lowering their diapers to half mast in honor of charlie kirk. what a beautiful show of support
September 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
just learned that today the online communities of Adult Baby Diaper Lovers will be lowering their diapers to half mast in honor of charlie kirk. what a beautiful show of support
i ate eight brownies, and now i'm sick?? this is someone else's fault
September 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
i ate eight brownies, and now i'm sick?? this is someone else's fault
air bud reboot where air bud is a grizzled old basketball coach with an all-dog team a few games away from the championship, but the evil new CEO of the NBA finally codifies a rule that dogs can't play basketball and he has to learn how to coach his new all-human team
September 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
air bud reboot where air bud is a grizzled old basketball coach with an all-dog team a few games away from the championship, but the evil new CEO of the NBA finally codifies a rule that dogs can't play basketball and he has to learn how to coach his new all-human team
been feeling good on a new antidepressant and then went and read about it. there were 7 medical trials and only 2 of them showed that it did any better than the placebo. living with that knowledge won't change how i feel right?
but hey, it does give me diarrhea, new knowledge can't take that away
but hey, it does give me diarrhea, new knowledge can't take that away
September 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
been feeling good on a new antidepressant and then went and read about it. there were 7 medical trials and only 2 of them showed that it did any better than the placebo. living with that knowledge won't change how i feel right?
but hey, it does give me diarrhea, new knowledge can't take that away
but hey, it does give me diarrhea, new knowledge can't take that away
they’re of pee, thereof pissed.
September 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
they’re of pee, thereof pissed.
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August 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
snoop dogg says he's 'scared to go to the movies now' because 'the minons keep showing up in them'
"It's not just despicable me... i sit down to watch the mario movie, or a nice movie about ducks, and there they are in the first 30 seconds, gibbering and bouncing all over each other...
"It's not just despicable me... i sit down to watch the mario movie, or a nice movie about ducks, and there they are in the first 30 seconds, gibbering and bouncing all over each other...
August 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
snoop dogg says he's 'scared to go to the movies now' because 'the minons keep showing up in them'
"It's not just despicable me... i sit down to watch the mario movie, or a nice movie about ducks, and there they are in the first 30 seconds, gibbering and bouncing all over each other...
"It's not just despicable me... i sit down to watch the mario movie, or a nice movie about ducks, and there they are in the first 30 seconds, gibbering and bouncing all over each other...