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Dr. John Francis
@drjohnfrancis.bsky.social
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Digital Strategist, Data Scientist, ENTJ, Launched AOL AIM, TOS, #UX Pioneer E-commerce - Former #dotcommunist #academic | Huge fan of digital japery
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · Nov 9
Reinstate. Machine Learning is ready.
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 24m
That means the GEICO Gecko is headed to the slammer for saving me 15% on car insurance
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 25m
Enron taught them well
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 52m
Good, but it seems that the obvious grotesque irony of my statement escapes you. This statement is blatant hypocrisy given the visual. It's an axiom believed by the evangelical right while they attack a man of the cloth.
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 1h
SEMPER PIE
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻❌👑 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 1d
Does he get paid by the pound? 🤭
Fat ICE
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 1h
They normalize crime and then do a Whataboutism to drive it home
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 2h
They are actively hastening the end of days
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 2h
Common denominator
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 2h
I don't know if it was a rubber bullet or mace bullet
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 2h
Do you not understand what is going on in this image?
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 18h
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Here's yet another Amazon Delivery idiot trying to deliver packages to the back of an apartment building after passing all of the apartment complex doors

Really? WHO DELIVERS TO THE BACK OF AM APARTMENT BUILDING?
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 21h
That's the point of this post. It's grotesque irony.
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 22h
It's 100% vendetta for him. He is out for revenge on how he's been treated for his sociopathic nature since high school.
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 22h
"Fiscal Coup"
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 22h
Toadally bitchin' fact
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 22h
No, you lost to another man
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 23h
She failed to answer the question
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 1d
No wonder Sears went bankrupt
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 1d
So, Border Agents, ICE and The Guard will be doing fascisms for Free?
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 1d
These Border Patrol Agents are doing this with no pay? With a Government Shutdown?

So, they're doing this of the kindness of their hearts and dedication to a government that could refuse to pay them at the drop of a face mask?
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 1d
I would never disagree with that jawline
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 1d
SEND IN THE FROGS!
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 1d
Are you sure he doesn't mean paper plates?
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 1d
And this is why I voted for Walter Mondale
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Oliver Markus Malloy @malloy.rocks · 1d
The GOP attracts criminally insane psychopaths,
because corruption is rewarded, not punished.
Greed is idolized as a virtue.
Selfishness is celebrated.
Obvious lies are treated as gospel truth.

To Republicans, politics is a game. The goal is to enrich yourself, and fuck everyone else.
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 1d
Sounds VERY lucrative
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Race Bannon @racebannon.bsky.social · 2d
Indicting People Who Lied to Congress Would Overcrowd Prisons
www.borowitzreport.com/p/indicting-...
Indicting People Who Lied to Congress Would Overcrowd Prisons, Experts Warn
The result would be mass incarceration on an unprecedented scale.
www.borowitzreport.com
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