KMP and Associates
@drkeleditor.bsky.social
www.kmpandassociates.com
I'm basically just a human numbers station at this point.
Pactum serva.
I'm basically just a human numbers station at this point.
Pactum serva.
Pinned
Is there some sort of American sports match going on?
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Is there some sort of American sports match going on?
Morning hearthside meeting.
February 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Morning hearthside meeting.
Even Johnny Cash couldn't save "Won't Back Down."
February 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Even Johnny Cash couldn't save "Won't Back Down."
The view from the living room window into our garden.
February 1, 2026 at 3:25 PM
The view from the living room window into our garden.
A surprise gift from my lovely, lovely husband.
January 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
A surprise gift from my lovely, lovely husband.
Random, but in fact seems strangely appropriate to virtually any American context right now.
January 27, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Random, but in fact seems strangely appropriate to virtually any American context right now.
How seriously can you expect to be taken as an adult if you call yourself Mikey?
January 25, 2026 at 3:55 PM
How seriously can you expect to be taken as an adult if you call yourself Mikey?
Kind of glad I didn't have to go through life with the name Penny Tinkler.
January 24, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Kind of glad I didn't have to go through life with the name Penny Tinkler.
Is some sort of American football match taking place?
January 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Is some sort of American football match taking place?
Waiting for Donald Trump to claim this prize really should have been awarded to him.
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Waiting for Donald Trump to claim this prize really should have been awarded to him.
Once again @tatler.com.web.brid.gy hits it out of the park--"Zarazuela" for "Zarzuela" and "providence" for "provenance". HIRE PROOFREADERS IF YOU WON'T HIRE LITERATE WRITERS.
January 14, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Once again @tatler.com.web.brid.gy hits it out of the park--"Zarazuela" for "Zarzuela" and "providence" for "provenance". HIRE PROOFREADERS IF YOU WON'T HIRE LITERATE WRITERS.
Where are the rest of his legs? Did they just sink into the ground and his shoes are actually on his knees?
January 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Where are the rest of his legs? Did they just sink into the ground and his shoes are actually on his knees?
I knew Bessent reminded me of *someone* . . . .
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I knew Bessent reminded me of *someone* . . . .
What do you think Stephen Cheung's head is stuffed with?
My guess is the rotting bits of American bills retrieved years ago from the DB Cooper mid-air heist.
Let's get this going. Tell me your guess.
My guess is the rotting bits of American bills retrieved years ago from the DB Cooper mid-air heist.
Let's get this going. Tell me your guess.
January 12, 2026 at 7:54 PM
What do you think Stephen Cheung's head is stuffed with?
My guess is the rotting bits of American bills retrieved years ago from the DB Cooper mid-air heist.
Let's get this going. Tell me your guess.
My guess is the rotting bits of American bills retrieved years ago from the DB Cooper mid-air heist.
Let's get this going. Tell me your guess.
The current president of the United States wrote this.
January 2, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The current president of the United States wrote this.
Um. I'll pass, thanks.
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Um. I'll pass, thanks.
I think Magritte likes my new Witches' Blood tartan throw, designed for a production of Macbeth at @stratfest.bsky.social, from MacLeods Scottish Shop here in Stratford, ON.
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I think Magritte likes my new Witches' Blood tartan throw, designed for a production of Macbeth at @stratfest.bsky.social, from MacLeods Scottish Shop here in Stratford, ON.
I have no knowledge of what went on here, of course, but just as a wild guess I'd think, I dunno, it might have happened because he's a terrible person and nobody likes him?
December 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I have no knowledge of what went on here, of course, but just as a wild guess I'd think, I dunno, it might have happened because he's a terrible person and nobody likes him?
“I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.”
Sometimes Cromwell--Oliver, that is--had a real way with words.
Sometimes Cromwell--Oliver, that is--had a real way with words.
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.”
Sometimes Cromwell--Oliver, that is--had a real way with words.
Sometimes Cromwell--Oliver, that is--had a real way with words.
In a corner of our living room; night and day.
December 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
In a corner of our living room; night and day.