KMP and Associates
@drkeleditor.bsky.social
www.kmpandassociates.com
I'm basically just a human numbers station at this point.
Pactum serva.
I'm basically just a human numbers station at this point.
Pactum serva.
Pinned
The current president of the United States wrote this.
January 2, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The current president of the United States wrote this.
Um. I'll pass, thanks.
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Um. I'll pass, thanks.
I think Magritte likes my new Witches' Blood tartan throw, designed for a production of Macbeth at @stratfest.bsky.social, from MacLeods Scottish Shop here in Stratford, ON.
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I think Magritte likes my new Witches' Blood tartan throw, designed for a production of Macbeth at @stratfest.bsky.social, from MacLeods Scottish Shop here in Stratford, ON.
I have no knowledge of what went on here, of course, but just as a wild guess I'd think, I dunno, it might have happened because he's a terrible person and nobody likes him?
December 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I have no knowledge of what went on here, of course, but just as a wild guess I'd think, I dunno, it might have happened because he's a terrible person and nobody likes him?
“I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.”
Sometimes Cromwell--Oliver, that is--had a real way with words.
Sometimes Cromwell--Oliver, that is--had a real way with words.
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.”
Sometimes Cromwell--Oliver, that is--had a real way with words.
Sometimes Cromwell--Oliver, that is--had a real way with words.
In a corner of our living room; night and day.
December 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
In a corner of our living room; night and day.
Have to go to Tennessee tomorrow. Long story, but let's just say the jar I placed there is causing problems.
December 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Have to go to Tennessee tomorrow. Long story, but let's just say the jar I placed there is causing problems.
Working on a new show, "Suddenly Susan Sontag."
December 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Working on a new show, "Suddenly Susan Sontag."
It's a snowy winter day.
December 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It's a snowy winter day.
The sentences you never, ever dream you'll read.
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The sentences you never, ever dream you'll read.
Why on Earth is Tatler so sloppy?
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Why on Earth is Tatler so sloppy?
Grateful neither I nor anyone I know has had to go through life with the name Muirhead Bone.
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Grateful neither I nor anyone I know has had to go through life with the name Muirhead Bone.
Delicious fruitcake. So simples.
December 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Delicious fruitcake. So simples.
Years ago, I remarked to a Jamaican-Canadian friend that my complexion was "just one step up from an albino person." He wrinkled his nose and said, "Well...maybe *half* a step."
Tonight my husband--who has long known me--reported that I looked "very pale."
IMMINENT INVISIBILITY AWAITS.
Tonight my husband--who has long known me--reported that I looked "very pale."
IMMINENT INVISIBILITY AWAITS.
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Years ago, I remarked to a Jamaican-Canadian friend that my complexion was "just one step up from an albino person." He wrinkled his nose and said, "Well...maybe *half* a step."
Tonight my husband--who has long known me--reported that I looked "very pale."
IMMINENT INVISIBILITY AWAITS.
Tonight my husband--who has long known me--reported that I looked "very pale."
IMMINENT INVISIBILITY AWAITS.
So Formula 1 was won by a guy named Lando, which is absurd and perfect.
December 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
So Formula 1 was won by a guy named Lando, which is absurd and perfect.
Sorry, but "falling in love with the breastfeeding experience" is an...odd thing to say.
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Sorry, but "falling in love with the breastfeeding experience" is an...odd thing to say.
This man looks as though he says "HYUCK" on a regular basis.
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This man looks as though he says "HYUCK" on a regular basis.
He really likes the fire.
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
He really likes the fire.
I've really gotta stop saying "I'll fix it in post" every time I screw something up.
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I've really gotta stop saying "I'll fix it in post" every time I screw something up.
My home is redolent with the scent of fresh banana muffins.
December 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My home is redolent with the scent of fresh banana muffins.
Me *Trying to describe an excruciating abdominal pain experience to a nurse*: I've never experienced labour, but--
Nurse: You feel like you're going to die.
Me: That's it.
Nurse: You feel like you're going to die.
Me: That's it.
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Me *Trying to describe an excruciating abdominal pain experience to a nurse*: I've never experienced labour, but--
Nurse: You feel like you're going to die.
Me: That's it.
Nurse: You feel like you're going to die.
Me: That's it.