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Dr Koning
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Sandgrownun moved south.

Crunchy deviant.

Not a real doctor.
Pinned
A new banner pic for a new month.

I couldn’t add any ALT text to it, but it reads:

A Haven for Heathens, Hoodies and Hipsters, Hijabs and Hebrews, High Brow Intellectuals and However-You-Sexuals….it’s Home to All.

Which I think is both apt for this place, and also quite lovely.
Was in real need of a swim, so I came to this place…
December 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Just met the legend that is @stopfordianneil.bsky.social!

What a gent!
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This, but swap out “chain” for “train”.

Morning, lads.

youtu.be/cMOKamtpUA8?...
Pretenders - Back on the Chain Gang (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Pretenders
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December 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Was bored at work so I started looking to book leave for next year; I’ve nearly run out!

I’ve got a week left between now and the end of May!

Piss poor planning on my part; will need to work a couple of Fridays to get some time back.

Godammit.

(yes, yes, first world problems, I know!)
December 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Four carriages on the train this morning. FOUR.

Needless to say I’m both standing and grumpy.
December 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I’m not often on FB, but when it’s not making me want to throw my phone at the wall, every now and again it pops up with little beauties.

Like this:
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Cheers, lads.

Your good health, and here’s to a cracking weekend, whatever it is you’re up to.
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@notthatmilo.bsky.social Happy birthday, fella. Hope it’s a good un.
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Hey. You, how are you doing?
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 AM
@mikeo-g.bsky.social I won’t be looking at you today.

I can’t.

(Also, you may have ruined Trading Places for Fairy, and she’s not even seen it yet!)
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Morning lads, arrived at the office thinking I’d make an early start to the day.

It’s not open til seven.

Ha well. Changed my pic while I’m waiting.

Pinch punch, by the way.
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
What sorcery is this?!
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Reposted by Dr Koning
Fuck it, Black Friday weekend sale, 20% off everything on HappyToast.co.uk even the original artwork.
HappyToast ★ art, animation, nonsense and stuff
One guy who does drawings and photoshops and animations and writes funny stuff
HappyToast.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Slightly later than planned, but every bit as beautiful.
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Came down here again.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Thing 1 has made pasta. This is, I think, the first time I’ve ever had home made pasta. It was delicious.

In honour of this I’ve opened a rather special bottle of red that a pal bought me for my 50th, this too is delicious.

Hope whatever you’re up to you’re having a nice night of it.
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Morning, lads.
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Suited and booted (wearing a tie too, get me!) as I head to that London for a meeting, but left my gloves at home.

Fucking freeeeeeezing.
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
@stusteel80.bsky.social Happy birthday sir!
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Morning, lads.
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
November 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
@happytoast.co.uk Gave my mate his birthday present today (a framed picture of your ‘trooper and the open goal), he loved it. absolutely loved it.

Thank you!
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
This is brilliant.
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 11:29 AM