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Dr Koning
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Sandgrownun moved south.

Crunchy deviant.

Not a real doctor.
Well I’m sorry to hear that.

I’d recommend getting hold of some; it’s a seasonal staple in this place.

(but totally fair that you can’t be arsed getting out of bed. Hope sleep comes soon!)
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I’ve gone for a whiskey Mac, Fairy.

Hope your brain quietens down soon.
December 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I sometimes forget you’re from over there.

(yes. It’s a Yorkshire thing)
a man in a striped shirt is holding a cup of coffee and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a striped shirt is holding a cup of coffee and looking at the camera .
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December 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Shame for him really.

I think his career can be summed up with him *just* finding form, then getting injured twenty minutes later.
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
That’s shifting!
December 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Hahaha!
December 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
We *all* need Det looking out for us, V.

(just maybe not calling him “daddy” eh!)
December 13, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Ooh nice. In Celtic colours?
December 13, 2025 at 9:47 AM
New wardrobe, Zee?
December 13, 2025 at 7:37 AM
It’s lovely!

I’d rather be in the sea, but it’s been so polluted the last couple of weeks I’ve not been able to get in.

Well worth a visit though.
December 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It is indeed.

Well, it’s a dedicated swim place rather than a Lido (which I guess is also a dedicated swim place).

Outdoors though. And lovely.
December 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You, me and Timperley’s finest.

Definitely.
December 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Invisible thread, eh.
December 12, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Yes!
December 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Yes!

I mean, erm, no. No you’re not.

Hahah!
December 12, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Well we’ve three years til the next election, plenty of time for things to change, Kelly!
December 12, 2025 at 7:50 AM
He’s worse than you at accepting a compliment, Stu!
December 12, 2025 at 7:35 AM
These are all brilliant.

I was hoping you’d use this fella from The Thing and you didn’t disappoint!
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
See, I hear that, and wouldn’t necessarily disagree with you, but what choice was there?

Other than the Greens (who in retrospect I wish I’d voted for) who else is there?

As shit as things are, can you imagine how much worse they’d be under the Tories?
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Night night, Stella.
December 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
He certainly is.
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Excellent.

And yes, he really is.
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Cheers Cazoo. It was lovely.
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM