Dr. Longissimus
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· 2d
Bats get descending cholangitis
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Sep 9
It's time
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Sep 9
Wine reviews are always "pairs well with sous-vide goose in a passion fruit reduction or a simple Crétoule sauce" and never "pairs well with bbq chips, raw cookie dough and despair"
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jul 30
There are hills in Ohio?
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jul 4
So July 4th is like Canada Day but everyone has fewer fingers by the end of the day?
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jul 2
Any parents have any insights on how the 4-month sleep regression will impact the baby's MCAT studying schedule in the next weeks? Thanks
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jun 29
Chili and despair
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jun 29
Side of chili spaghetti?
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jun 29
I miss Ohio sales tax
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jun 27
Nasty humans
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jun 27
Please go ahead would you also like to use my dishwasher as a bidet
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jun 27
People who come over and wash their hands in your kitchen sink 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jun 26
@grok is this true?
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Jack-o'-Lantus
@oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social
· Jun 26
*looking at the big glob of phlegm I just coughed up into the Kleenex*
"Aha, I've been expectorating you."
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jun 26
Would
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jun 26
Pickle popsicle weather
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Dr. Longissimus
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· Jun 24
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jun 24
Yea but are you at the hospital on Friday afternoon?
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jun 24
Puns before scans
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jun 24
Future Dr. Brevissima is working on mastering memes and sleeping through the night
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jun 24
daddy
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jun 24
Taking care of a baby definitely limits the amount of time your brain spends on "what dumb thing do I feel like posting on social media today"
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jun 24
Why have you allowed her to become this powerful what have you done
@mementomorty.bsky.social
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Jun 24
Oh wow y'all still yapping on here
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Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
· Feb 10
Bachelor in Micromanagement
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