Mean Maria
@drmariamitchell.bsky.social
Forensic Scientist
Death Investigator
Your white feminism will kill us all.
Labeled rude for calling out leftist dillweeds.
Death Investigator
Your white feminism will kill us all.
Labeled rude for calling out leftist dillweeds.
Pinned
Mean Maria
@drmariamitchell.bsky.social
· Jan 27
Distraction thread.
Get off SM and do something nice for your brain:
Get off SM and do something nice for your brain:
I love my cat so damn much. Like more than most humans.
He knows when I am frustrated or upset and immediately needs to lay in my lap to calm me down.
He knows when I am frustrated or upset and immediately needs to lay in my lap to calm me down.
January 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I love my cat so damn much. Like more than most humans.
He knows when I am frustrated or upset and immediately needs to lay in my lap to calm me down.
He knows when I am frustrated or upset and immediately needs to lay in my lap to calm me down.
Me: I dont like the flute but I really like the contrabass flute. I would love to learn how to play them
Reality:
Reality:
January 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Me: I dont like the flute but I really like the contrabass flute. I would love to learn how to play them
Reality:
Reality:
I need someone who is part of this community to tell me how they feel about this new Barbie. Because I know how I feel about it and... corporate.mattel.com/news/barbie-...
January 15, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I need someone who is part of this community to tell me how they feel about this new Barbie. Because I know how I feel about it and... corporate.mattel.com/news/barbie-...
Why dont you leftists go be useful and contact the city of Salt Lake nonstop and make them regret even thinking about this.
January 15, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Why dont you leftists go be useful and contact the city of Salt Lake nonstop and make them regret even thinking about this.
See this fresh bullshit? kutv.com/news/local/u...
Utah lawmaker proposes changing Harvey Milk Boulevard to Charlie Kirk Boulevard
Rep. Trevor Lee is officially sponsoring a bill to change Harvey Milk Blvd. in Salt Lake City to Charlie Kirk Blvd. The bill does not have a Senate sponsor yet,
kutv.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:47 PM
See this fresh bullshit? kutv.com/news/local/u...
Ive been coming across a lot of Rs being stating derogatory things about Renee Good's lifestyle... 1/
January 15, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Ive been coming across a lot of Rs being stating derogatory things about Renee Good's lifestyle... 1/
Zed splainin':
When you encounter a Gen Z that talks to you like you are daft even though you have more education, more experience, and actually know what you are talking about.
When you encounter a Gen Z that talks to you like you are daft even though you have more education, more experience, and actually know what you are talking about.
January 15, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Zed splainin':
When you encounter a Gen Z that talks to you like you are daft even though you have more education, more experience, and actually know what you are talking about.
When you encounter a Gen Z that talks to you like you are daft even though you have more education, more experience, and actually know what you are talking about.
Started a new project and Im hoping it takes me many months of learning and trying to things to finish.
Here is the pattern:
Here is the pattern:
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Started a new project and Im hoping it takes me many months of learning and trying to things to finish.
Here is the pattern:
Here is the pattern:
Don't blame me for not supporting Dems...blame the Black dude I didn't support, the white lady whose pantsuits I hated, and Black women for being right
January 15, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Don't blame me for not supporting Dems...blame the Black dude I didn't support, the white lady whose pantsuits I hated, and Black women for being right
Made a quick skirt. I have over 4 yards of this left so there will be another project
January 15, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Made a quick skirt. I have over 4 yards of this left so there will be another project
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Here’s the resolution where “Democrats thanked ICE”. It’s 1 of SEVERAL condemning antisemitism & the Boulder attack where an antisemite lit Jewish people on fire. GOP tacked on a thank you to law enforcement because they knew you idiots can’t read & would do this.
www.congress.gov/congressiona...
www.congress.gov/congressiona...
www.congress.gov
January 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Here’s the resolution where “Democrats thanked ICE”. It’s 1 of SEVERAL condemning antisemitism & the Boulder attack where an antisemite lit Jewish people on fire. GOP tacked on a thank you to law enforcement because they knew you idiots can’t read & would do this.
www.congress.gov/congressiona...
www.congress.gov/congressiona...
Think its time to start boycotting all of CBS
January 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Think its time to start boycotting all of CBS
Death investigator here.
Im telling you it didnt happen.
Im telling you it didnt happen.
January 14, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Death investigator here.
Im telling you it didnt happen.
Im telling you it didnt happen.
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and all y'all with the "why aren't the dems DOING SOMETHING?".
THEY ARE. they are using the tools at their disposal. do not blame them for the fact that you did not give them all the tools they needed.
3/x
THEY ARE. they are using the tools at their disposal. do not blame them for the fact that you did not give them all the tools they needed.
3/x
January 14, 2026 at 3:24 PM
and all y'all with the "why aren't the dems DOING SOMETHING?".
THEY ARE. they are using the tools at their disposal. do not blame them for the fact that you did not give them all the tools they needed.
3/x
THEY ARE. they are using the tools at their disposal. do not blame them for the fact that you did not give them all the tools they needed.
3/x
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Leader Jeffries has successfully worked around Johnson to get a record number of discharge petitions approved. No minority leader in history has come close to that. Leader Schumer backed Thune into such a tight corner that the GOP had to change the rules to get confirmations.
January 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Leader Jeffries has successfully worked around Johnson to get a record number of discharge petitions approved. No minority leader in history has come close to that. Leader Schumer backed Thune into such a tight corner that the GOP had to change the rules to get confirmations.
This is complete bullshit.
January 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
This is complete bullshit.
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When you start feeling like a burden for expressing your feelings, you’re already being emotionally dismissed. Love doesn’t make you feel inconvenient 🗣️
January 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
When you start feeling like a burden for expressing your feelings, you’re already being emotionally dismissed. Love doesn’t make you feel inconvenient 🗣️
WW we need to have another conversation about unsolicited advice.
It is not helpful.
1/
It is not helpful.
1/
January 14, 2026 at 2:21 PM
WW we need to have another conversation about unsolicited advice.
It is not helpful.
1/
It is not helpful.
1/
Good lord I hate these AI enhancements on sites.
Rufus wants to make me throw something across the room.
Rufus wants to make me throw something across the room.
January 14, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Good lord I hate these AI enhancements on sites.
Rufus wants to make me throw something across the room.
Rufus wants to make me throw something across the room.
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NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES
(sound)....Thread 🧵1
DAY 13 JANUARY 2026
THESE HORRENDOUS TIMES
ICE MUST BE STOPPED
PLEASE...Join with me to build momentum and to BOOST. Please read the whole thread
JOIN ME..SUPPORT
THE HELL CATS
The "Hell Cats" were the first all female marine unit in WWI 🧵⬇️
(sound)....Thread 🧵1
DAY 13 JANUARY 2026
THESE HORRENDOUS TIMES
ICE MUST BE STOPPED
PLEASE...Join with me to build momentum and to BOOST. Please read the whole thread
JOIN ME..SUPPORT
THE HELL CATS
The "Hell Cats" were the first all female marine unit in WWI 🧵⬇️
January 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES
(sound)....Thread 🧵1
DAY 13 JANUARY 2026
THESE HORRENDOUS TIMES
ICE MUST BE STOPPED
PLEASE...Join with me to build momentum and to BOOST. Please read the whole thread
JOIN ME..SUPPORT
THE HELL CATS
The "Hell Cats" were the first all female marine unit in WWI 🧵⬇️
(sound)....Thread 🧵1
DAY 13 JANUARY 2026
THESE HORRENDOUS TIMES
ICE MUST BE STOPPED
PLEASE...Join with me to build momentum and to BOOST. Please read the whole thread
JOIN ME..SUPPORT
THE HELL CATS
The "Hell Cats" were the first all female marine unit in WWI 🧵⬇️
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Hey hive mind! This is the teaser trailer for the first episode of the podcast series my writing partner @milhistlee.bsky.social and I created! With special guest, the incomparable @frankconniff.bsky.social. First full episode will drop in the coming weeks.
Enjoy! youtu.be/enCKZ5xQ30o
Enjoy! youtu.be/enCKZ5xQ30o
TEASER TRAILER: HOGAN'S HEROES AND POSTWAR AMERICA EPISODE I: SELLING WORLD WAR II AS COMEDY
YouTube video by Hogan's Heroes and Postwar America
youtu.be
January 14, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Hey hive mind! This is the teaser trailer for the first episode of the podcast series my writing partner @milhistlee.bsky.social and I created! With special guest, the incomparable @frankconniff.bsky.social. First full episode will drop in the coming weeks.
Enjoy! youtu.be/enCKZ5xQ30o
Enjoy! youtu.be/enCKZ5xQ30o
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UCLA bent the knee because they wanted money and approval from the Orange Demon.
Please help Jay out if you can.
Please help Jay out if you can.
UCLA just fired me because I wasn't sad Charlie Kirk died—a clear violation of my First Amendment rights.
My pups, two cats and I could use your support as we plan for next steps. #LosAngeles #Project2025 #DEI #HigherEd gofund.me/6b45f2063
My pups, two cats and I could use your support as we plan for next steps. #LosAngeles #Project2025 #DEI #HigherEd gofund.me/6b45f2063
Donate to Support Johnathan’s Legal & Relocation Costs, organized by Johnathan Perkins
My name is Johnathan and I've dedicated my personal and professional li… Johnathan Perkins needs your support for Support Johnathan’s Legal & Relocation Costs
gofund.me
January 14, 2026 at 3:36 AM
UCLA bent the knee because they wanted money and approval from the Orange Demon.
Please help Jay out if you can.
Please help Jay out if you can.
This past due produce
January 14, 2026 at 9:19 AM
This past due produce
This is why I hate the Blocked post.
Because these posts can read two ways completely dependent on what the block post said
Because these posts can read two ways completely dependent on what the block post said
January 14, 2026 at 9:16 AM
This is why I hate the Blocked post.
Because these posts can read two ways completely dependent on what the block post said
Because these posts can read two ways completely dependent on what the block post said
Hear me out:
A massive class action lawsuit against the federal govt Republicans personally for mental harm due to crimes against humanity.
Like a 2 trillion dollar lawsuit.
A massive class action lawsuit against the federal govt Republicans personally for mental harm due to crimes against humanity.
Like a 2 trillion dollar lawsuit.
January 14, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Hear me out:
A massive class action lawsuit against the federal govt Republicans personally for mental harm due to crimes against humanity.
Like a 2 trillion dollar lawsuit.
A massive class action lawsuit against the federal govt Republicans personally for mental harm due to crimes against humanity.
Like a 2 trillion dollar lawsuit.