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Dr. Pablo Pistola
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From the mean streets of Boca. Expert on women. Sex symbol. Miami Heat observer.
🚨UPDATE🚨
#NewYorkForever
June 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Dios mio, man…
May 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
🏎️
May 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Who gets the game ball in that Bucks/Pacers game?
April 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’m sure many have posted this, but it would’ve been ideal if Miami players were wearing the Heat Culture jerseys for this annihilation.
April 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I have never been this disinterested in a Heat squad. Laughable.
April 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
When did this NFL draft war room clapping in unison crap become a standard operating procedure? What a bunch of weirdos.
April 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Think of the positives:
• maintain protections on FRPs
• gate revenue for 2 home playoff losses
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media.tenor.com
April 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Also, this Andrew Wiggins guy really moves the needle.
At least my needle moved a little bit.
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media.tenor.com
April 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hopefully the Heat can claw back and make this into a contest (at least a clutch game).
April 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Somebody please make this Burger King ad jingle stop. I can’t take it anymore.
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media.tenor.com
April 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Do the Milwaukee Bucks & Orlando Magic lead the league in percentage of playoff games relegated to NBATV over the past decade?
April 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Whenever the Warriors are losing (and only under those circumstances), the cameraman always zooms in close on Steph Curry’s face to show that he looks high as hell.
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media.tenor.com
April 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
All that matters is that the made it a #CLUTCH game. I’ve never felt so alive. I’ll be telling my grandkids about these games. #blessed #humbled
April 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The Nuggets fans are pretty upset with that outcome. That is one salty Ball Arena, folks.
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media.tenor.com
April 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
#NBArumor: According to sources, there was an incident between Tyler Herro and Burnie in the locker room at halftime. Per 2 witnesses, head coach Erik Spoelstra was able to break up the chokehold the Heat mascot had the All Star held in. More to come…
April 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The Russell Westbrook Experience™️ is not for the faint of heart
April 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Clown, by Georges Rouault, 1912
April 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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I have ZERO ill-will toward AD... but DAMN if this is not a poetically tragic ending to this Mavs season...

Especially the cut to Nico 😂😂😂
April 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Omg that transition from AD hobbling off the court to Nico looking like a guilty kid who got his hand caught in the cookie jar was outstanding work by ESPN!!!
April 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I guess the Heat team packed #4shirts4suits4ties👔👔👔👔
I’m assuming the Heat team packed #2shirts2suits2ties👔👔
April 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
April 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Davion lit it up and was extremely impactful. It keeps getting worse for poor Vivek…
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Heat might want to resign Mitchell #proscouting
April 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM