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Dr. Pablo Pistola
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From the mean streets of Boca. Expert on women. Sex symbol. Miami Heat observer.
🚨UPDATE🚨
#NewYorkForever
June 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Dios mio, man…
May 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
🏎️
May 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
April 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Can I make $ as a content aggregator?
April 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
CAN’T WAIT!!!
LET’S GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
April 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Ja just pointed an arm bazooka at the crowd and then looked at me while saying “get me the HELL to Miami.”

Stay tuned. More to come…
April 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Here as an objective observer to make sure that the Warriors pick conveys to the Miami Heat
April 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I had this as a calendar entry since before this season started. It’s almost like this outcome wasn’t a surprise.
I probably should have put Heat vs Bulls back then too. I’ll pencil it in for 2026. Can’t wait!
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO!🔥
April 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Smh… Pat Riley is asleep at the wheel, yet again. I bet these guys will get picked up by an Eastern Conference rival… 🤬
April 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Bruh, this Pedro Álvares Cabral
• might be the worst navigator ever
• did not know how to read the room
April 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
March 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
March 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
TERRY ROZIER!!!!!
March 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Scouting for future Miami Heat prospects
March 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Has anyone posited the theory that one of Sam Presti’s long view strategies was not just to hoard draft picks/swaps, but also to assign complex protections to them, so that they eventually freeze other franchises out of future trade scenarios (since the picks seem to never convey, in perpetuity)?
February 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
🚨🚨🚨
February 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
February 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Am I being a creepy ex peeping in on this game? Be honest.
February 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I prefer this angle because it highlights Riley’s ring and also makes it look like he’s sleeping alongside Andy (who is really in a deep sleep cycle).
February 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
For example…
February 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I have a suggestion but I think league rules may prohibit contact. Worth a shot though…
January 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
January 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Bobrovsky is ready
January 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
These original Vice Heat jerseys make me hungry for some Miami Subs curly fries.
January 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM