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Selvaseelan Selvarajah

@drselvarajah.bsky.social

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Just a GP (primary care physician) in East London, UK with a few other roles. Views, mine only.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 12h

I Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night.

He was so bad, a man in a wheelchair got up and walked out.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 1d

I’m thinking about starting a welding club if anyone wants to join...

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 4d

I'm giving up my Ballroom Dance Classes.

It just feels like one step forward and two steps back!

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 5d

I once worked as a mannequin in a clothing store.

I held that position for quite a long time.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 6d

I've just been offered the lead role in a new movie about heavy metal.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 7d

Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was.

It was a complete guess but I was right.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 9d

I failed a fire safety test at work.

When asked what steps I would take in the event of a fire, saying, “large fast ones” was wrong!

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 10d

To help to save the environment, I've stopped using Carrier Pigeons.

Now have bought a Pigeon for Life.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 11d

Running into stationary objects can be painful according to a recent pole.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 12d

I got a job in a factory making plastic Draculas.

I had to make every second count.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 13d

My novelist friend is thinking about writing a book on allotments.

Just needs to find a decent plot.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 14d

I saw a guy in Starbucks today ….No laptop, No tablet, No smartphone

Just sat there, drinking coffee. What a weirdo!!

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 15d

My dog wouldn’t fetch a frying pan I kept throwing.

It was a non stick.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 17d

There is a nudist convention on in town this weekend.

I might go, if I have nothing on..

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 18d

This man stopped me in the street this morning and asked why I was carrying a 9 foot book?

Oh mate, “It's a long story".

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 19d

I once drove 100 miles through snow and ice to buy parts for my computer.

It was a hard drive.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 21d

Police have warned that the man who stole a Stradivarius should not be approached.

He has a history of violins.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 22d

Lots of towns have initials that are also abbreviations.

Take, East Grinstead for example.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 23d

The husband and wife inventors of the brochure have sadly died.

RIP Pam Flett, and her husband, Lee.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 25d

My first job was working at an orange juice factory, but I got canned.

Couldn't concentrate.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 26d

My therapist just said me that I have a problem expressing my emotions.

I can’t say I’m surprised.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 27d

I've joined the scarecrow appreciation society.

I was a bit apprehensive at first, but they welcomed me with open arms.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 28d

The inventor of hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat has died.

RIP Scott Chegg.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · Sep 20

Stealing clothes off a clothes line.

Been there done that, got the t-shirt.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · Sep 19

Did you know, that T-Shirt is actually an abbreviated version of Tyrannosaurus shirt?

Due to the short arms.

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