Selvaseelan Selvarajah
@drselvarajah.bsky.social
Just a GP (primary care physician) in East London, UK with a few other roles.
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Views, mine only.
December 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Little known fact: There is a patron saint of checking bread rolls before taking them out of the oven.
Saint John The Bap Test.
#dadjokes
Saint John The Bap Test.
#dadjokes
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Little known fact: There is a patron saint of checking bread rolls before taking them out of the oven.
Saint John The Bap Test.
#dadjokes
Saint John The Bap Test.
#dadjokes
I went out for a meal with a group of electricians last night.
None of them wanted the starters.
Just went straight for the mains.
#dadjokes
None of them wanted the starters.
Just went straight for the mains.
#dadjokes
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I went out for a meal with a group of electricians last night.
None of them wanted the starters.
Just went straight for the mains.
#dadjokes
None of them wanted the starters.
Just went straight for the mains.
#dadjokes
Last night, someone broke in to our house and took a dozen eggs.
They also left a saucepan filled with warm water.
Police believe it was poachers.
#dadjokes
They also left a saucepan filled with warm water.
Police believe it was poachers.
#dadjokes
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Last night, someone broke in to our house and took a dozen eggs.
They also left a saucepan filled with warm water.
Police believe it was poachers.
#dadjokes
They also left a saucepan filled with warm water.
Police believe it was poachers.
#dadjokes
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Everyone knows Alan Turing, who cracked the Enigma code.
Few people knew his sister Kate, who provided drinks and snacks for his colleagues.
#dadjokes
Few people knew his sister Kate, who provided drinks and snacks for his colleagues.
#dadjokes
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Everyone knows Alan Turing, who cracked the Enigma code.
Few people knew his sister Kate, who provided drinks and snacks for his colleagues.
#dadjokes
Few people knew his sister Kate, who provided drinks and snacks for his colleagues.
#dadjokes
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My mate has been proposed by two women.
One makes incredible pancakes. The other writes beautiful poetry.
Not sure if he should marry for batter or for verse?
#dadjokes
One makes incredible pancakes. The other writes beautiful poetry.
Not sure if he should marry for batter or for verse?
#dadjokes
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
My mate has been proposed by two women.
One makes incredible pancakes. The other writes beautiful poetry.
Not sure if he should marry for batter or for verse?
#dadjokes
One makes incredible pancakes. The other writes beautiful poetry.
Not sure if he should marry for batter or for verse?
#dadjokes
I hired a handyman today and gave him a list of things to do.
When I got home he'd only done tasks 1,3, & 5.
Turns out he only does odd jobs.
#dadjokes
When I got home he'd only done tasks 1,3, & 5.
Turns out he only does odd jobs.
#dadjokes
November 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I hired a handyman today and gave him a list of things to do.
When I got home he'd only done tasks 1,3, & 5.
Turns out he only does odd jobs.
#dadjokes
When I got home he'd only done tasks 1,3, & 5.
Turns out he only does odd jobs.
#dadjokes
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM