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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 17h

I got a job in a factory making plastic Draculas.

I had to make every second count.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 1d

My novelist friend is thinking about writing a book on allotments.

Just needs to find a decent plot.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 2d

I saw a guy in Starbucks today ….No laptop, No tablet, No smartphone

Just sat there, drinking coffee. What a weirdo!!

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 3d

My dog wouldn’t fetch a frying pan I kept throwing.

It was a non stick.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 5d

There is a nudist convention on in town this weekend.

I might go, if I have nothing on..

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 6d

This man stopped me in the street this morning and asked why I was carrying a 9 foot book?

Oh mate, “It's a long story".

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 7d

I once drove 100 miles through snow and ice to buy parts for my computer.

It was a hard drive.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 9d

Police have warned that the man who stole a Stradivarius should not be approached.

He has a history of violins.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 10d

Lots of towns have initials that are also abbreviations.

Take, East Grinstead for example.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 11d

The husband and wife inventors of the brochure have sadly died.

RIP Pam Flett, and her husband, Lee.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 13d

My first job was working at an orange juice factory, but I got canned.

Couldn't concentrate.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 14d

My therapist just said me that I have a problem expressing my emotions.

I can’t say I’m surprised.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 15d

I've joined the scarecrow appreciation society.

I was a bit apprehensive at first, but they welcomed me with open arms.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 16d

The inventor of hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat has died.

RIP Scott Chegg.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 18d

Stealing clothes off a clothes line.

Been there done that, got the t-shirt.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 19d

Did you know, that T-Shirt is actually an abbreviated version of Tyrannosaurus shirt?

Due to the short arms.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 20d

If you're being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 22d

Sometimes I wake up in the morning and can't believe I'm no longer a Kleptomaniac .

I have to pinch myself.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 23d

I’ve landed a new job as a conductor on a ghost train.

All going ticketty-boo so far.

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John Launer @johnlauner.bsky.social · 24d

A date for your diary. The AGM of the Association of Narrative Practice in Health Care will feature some of the latest developments in teaching and learning "Conversations Inviting Change", including our online courses in the UK and Japan, the use of AI, and Educating Against Hatred.

Open to all.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 24d

My local farmer has a sign saying Do Not Touch The Fence.

Not sure why, I just can’t put my finger on it.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 25d

Just delivered a speech at my cousin’s wedding.

Beautiful ceremony where a Tamil young woman married her White British partner.

Blessed by friends & family - White, Black, Asian, Mixed heritage.

Their union embodies the spirit of modern Britain. Diversity is our strength.

a close up of a british flag with red white and blue

ALT: a close up of a british flag with red white and blue

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 25d

My mate’s nickname at school was Scarface.

He was really good at knitting.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 26d

Someone had stolen all the grips at the local climbing centre.

I mean, honestly, you couldn’t make it up.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 27d

The inventor of the USB stick has died.

Thanks for the memory.

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