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Drunctioning Funk
@drunctioningfunk.bsky.social
Childless cat lady, retired divorce attorney, former bartender, starting to get really into bird watching
Kaitlin 2028
“Ending segregation was fucking awesome and we should have more diversity and integration”

“The ERA is ratified according to Article 5 of the Constitution and should be recognized as such”

“Nobody decent, reasonable, or with basic humanity cares what is happening in other people’s pants, weirdos”
May 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if we let the machines take over
May 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I don’t understand why Twitter hasn’t been driven into the ground like Tesla? It deserves the same treatment. Takedown Twitter. It promotes white supremacy to millions of people. I’d argue it’s even worse than Tesla as far as damage to society, so why is it still a thing?
May 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This guy right here
March 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Let them pretend this is all normal while the world literally burns. Won’t be long before Florida is swallowed up
January 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I think @bajablastodon.bsky.social would appreciate this one 😂
You have seven days to make someone else see this
January 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Republicans: basketball players should shut up and dribble

Also Republicans: next up is our chief natural disaster correspondent Mel Gibson
January 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"Save the Planet" has to be one of the most ineffectual slogans that has ever existed. The planet will be just fine long after the human species has driven itself to extinction.

"Save Yourselves" might have been more useful, if implemented a hundred years ago.
We have killed this planet, it's too late now and the only way to possibly save it is if we get wiped out.
January 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Not to be a Debbie Downer, but... This is what I'm talking about when I say that Trump '24 voters have doomed us all.

Anything that could or would have been done to help save our species in a Harris - Walz administration is now just a fading dream.
There is no geographic cure for the climate crisis. There is no place where your home is not at threat. The climate crisis will force a new model on the current home mortgage/insurance system because it is unsustainable.

Hurricanes and yes, fires, in the Southeast.

Fires ...
January 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I really don't have time for this shit. I'm in the middle of biting off more than I can chew and it's going to take me all day
January 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Musk is giving off strong Howard Hughes vibes.
January 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Apparently, no amount of money can fix his daddy issues either
He’s what happens when a human realizes money can’t hug him back
January 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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"On January 7, [2021], The Atlantic’s David A. Graham offered a warning that proved prescient: 'Remember what yesterday’s attempted coup at the U.S. Capitol was like,' he wrote. 'Very soon, someone might try to convince you that it was different.'"

www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
The Internet Is Worse Than a Brainwashing Machine
A rationale is always just a scroll or a click away.
www.theatlantic.com
January 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Nobody is coming to save us. Well, maybe gross incompetence will take a stab at it....
November 13, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I really picked the wrong election year to quit sniffing glue
September 26, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Just paying this quarter's cat tax. Meet Squeak Montoya
September 24, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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You think that's bad, Ron DeSantis is wasting taxpayer money sending police detectives to intimidate voters who signed the petition to include abortion rights on the ballot in November. It's out and out election interference. I check my voter registration every week.
DeSantis’ controversial election police unit sparks new outrage
Ron DeSantis isn’t just opposed to an abortion-rights measure, his administration has also dispatched officers to check in with some who signed petitions.
www.msnbc.com
September 16, 2024 at 8:05 AM