Jesus fucking Christ

Brian Regan does a great bit about line cutters: just reach into their pockets and fling all contents into the air. "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you wanted complete chaos!"

This is how Bluesky can know for certain that it has *arrived*

Time to break out the bubbly, team!

His consent matters not to me

😂 which, ironically makes you supremely qualified! But okay, I'll shush it 😘

And hasn't Musk been "leaving government" for a couple of weeks now? He just stopping by the oval office on his way out?

I don’t understand why Twitter hasn’t been driven into the ground like Tesla? It deserves the same treatment. Takedown Twitter. It promotes white supremacy to millions of people. I’d argue it’s even worse than Tesla as far as damage to society, so why is it still a thing?

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Look, we've all stopped throwing our feces at each other during squabbles. What more do you want?!?

"fact" sheets

Hell, being a pathetic weakling is what draws someone into fascism in the first place

And Putin probably can't even believe how cheap it was to purchase Trump

Spot on. Also, mommy taking you out for ice cream because the other kids hurt your feelings when they didn't want to play with you.

Let them pretend this is all normal while the world literally burns. Won’t be long before Florida is swallowed up

"12 followers 15.9K following"