Brett ⛄️
@drunkendonuts.bsky.social
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Huge life news but I'm not humble bragging on THIS app
February 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Huge life news but I'm not humble bragging on THIS app
We were standing from about 6pm to 11pm last night. We're too old for that shit. My feet feel like they've been hit with a meat tenderizer.
February 16, 2026 at 1:17 PM
We were standing from about 6pm to 11pm last night. We're too old for that shit. My feet feel like they've been hit with a meat tenderizer.
Suburban dads with gray hair and fleece pullovers at the punk show. Welcome to the revolution I guess
February 15, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Suburban dads with gray hair and fleece pullovers at the punk show. Welcome to the revolution I guess
I have noticed that the rule of not wearing the band you're about to see does not apply when you're old
February 15, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I have noticed that the rule of not wearing the band you're about to see does not apply when you're old
Asking my therapist wife to explain someone's behavior and then receiving a dissertation on the human brain while she's naked and putting on makeup. 🥵
February 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Asking my therapist wife to explain someone's behavior and then receiving a dissertation on the human brain while she's naked and putting on makeup. 🥵
We're having rootbeer floats for lunch. Except it's carbonated mead made to taste like rootbeer. And it's amazing. And alcoholic.
February 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
We're having rootbeer floats for lunch. Except it's carbonated mead made to taste like rootbeer. And it's amazing. And alcoholic.
WHERE THE FOOK IS MY BIGFOOT EMOJI I'M WAITING STILL
February 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
WHERE THE FOOK IS MY BIGFOOT EMOJI I'M WAITING STILL
Every time we come here we have to walk down to our engagement spot away from all the big hotels and people. I love you @misskittykitcat.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Every time we come here we have to walk down to our engagement spot away from all the big hotels and people. I love you @misskittykitcat.bsky.social
There's lots of things said about this guy, but I'm now just convinced that he's dumb. Just stupid. No other analysis needed
Schumer on DHS reforms: "I believe Republicans will have no choice but to go along with us because it's so common sense"
February 15, 2026 at 3:20 PM
There's lots of things said about this guy, but I'm now just convinced that he's dumb. Just stupid. No other analysis needed
Fuck these people and their magic underwear
America is in the middle of a second Mormon Moment. For our Cover Story, Bridget Read reports on how the women of Utah blogged and posted their way into our hearts and wallets. tinyurl.com/484awp7j
February 15, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Fuck these people and their magic underwear
Watching women's team sports: gay gay gay gay gay gay gay straight gay gay gay gay gay bi
Watching men's team sports: nope all straight!
Watching men's team sports: nope all straight!
February 15, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Watching women's team sports: gay gay gay gay gay gay gay straight gay gay gay gay gay bi
Watching men's team sports: nope all straight!
Watching men's team sports: nope all straight!
Shoutout to the Flying Fish bartender. They go all out and don't go corporate bean counter
February 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Shoutout to the Flying Fish bartender. They go all out and don't go corporate bean counter
My sister is in the midst of a divorce but she has a nice new place for her and the kids! Very excited for her
February 15, 2026 at 1:18 AM
My sister is in the midst of a divorce but she has a nice new place for her and the kids! Very excited for her
I always look for Washington's Crossing in every bookstore I'm in for some reason. It's a good read for a history book but I think this is the one that has an account of Washington's horse almost falling into a river but ol' George pulled it out with its mane.
Some weird hero worshipping in there
Some weird hero worshipping in there
February 14, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I always look for Washington's Crossing in every bookstore I'm in for some reason. It's a good read for a history book but I think this is the one that has an account of Washington's horse almost falling into a river but ol' George pulled it out with its mane.
Some weird hero worshipping in there
Some weird hero worshipping in there
We forgot to make dinner reservations at our fave Italian place so 8:30 dinner at Flying Fish it is. We are TERRIBLE at holidays. 😅😂
February 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
We forgot to make dinner reservations at our fave Italian place so 8:30 dinner at Flying Fish it is. We are TERRIBLE at holidays. 😅😂
It is time for Valentine's Day mini golf
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
It is time for Valentine's Day mini golf
Old lady at the beach shop said that it's not just black people that don't want to work anymore. Welp, welcome to south cackalacky
February 14, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Old lady at the beach shop said that it's not just black people that don't want to work anymore. Welp, welcome to south cackalacky
That Kazakh kid is gonna be a national hero when he goes home, braces and all.
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 PM
That Kazakh kid is gonna be a national hero when he goes home, braces and all.
Good morning I take picture good
February 14, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Good morning I take picture good
Way to go Borat, tho
February 14, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Way to go Borat, tho
Guy in here singing country tunes is so flat I think he's in a different key. Oof
February 14, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Guy in here singing country tunes is so flat I think he's in a different key. Oof
French figure skating judge???
February 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
French figure skating judge???
There is quite literally another breaking story of a pitcher rigging pitches right now. We're cooked
February 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
There is quite literally another breaking story of a pitcher rigging pitches right now. We're cooked