Urianger Augurelt (in spaaaaace)
@drunkurianger.bsky.social
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Drunk Uriangier@Brynhildr | maaaayhap a bit sloshed | slightly obsessed with bunnies | Lav Beds w11 p30 - yes, thou strange folk may acquire milkshakes from the retainer in mine yard, or come inside for a proper drink
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drunkurianger.bsky.social
((I am in constant pain and if I can't be entertaining/useful to anyone and my existence is actively harming someone then there's no reason to prolong it, I don't see this changing)
drunkurianger.bsky.social
((For those who hath asked if I am okay...

1: "okay" is a highly subjective term and difficult to measure in any meaningful fashion
2: no))
drunkurianger.bsky.social
...fortunately I hath multiple casts of Essential Dignity to replace that which I hath lost
drunkurianger.bsky.social
Mayhap I must needs expand mine retainers' offerings so that more than mere milkshakes may be enjoyed whilst yon gentlefolk linger in mine yard.
rubyarch.bsky.social
Urianger's VA sings soda pop!
thank you thimothy for accepting this dumb request and making it so amazing!
www.youtube.com/shorts/wDz3I...
Urianger Soda Pop
YouTube video by Ruby Arch
www.youtube.com
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shihoran.bsky.social
#ffxiv wine aunt and uncles, dancing
drunkurianger.bsky.social
I've some concern such garb may attract beastkin who might detect the delicious aroma and believe it a snack, and likewise the Pelupelu to whom it shalt be proffered, but very well 🤷
Chat log reading:

"Happiness is a Warm Poncho" objective fulfilled!
Drunk Uriangier: ...prithee, how dost one expect me to craft a poncho as a culinarian
Drunk Uriangier ponders. Fruit leather? Fruit leather.
You begin synthesizing a set of visitor's winterwear.
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chiitan.love
Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
drunkurianger.bsky.social
I was given the honor of naming our new cloud server, as other IT staff had named prior servers.

As 'tis a cloud server, I named it elpis.

(A coworker didst call me out, I observed that to do so he must also know from whence the name didst spring. :))
renevergreen.etheirys.social
#wolqotd #playerqotd

Question for the player: if you signal you're a FFXIV player IRL, how?

For me, this is my work bag. 😁

#ffxiv #ff14
Photo of a dark red messenger bag with an embroidered post moogle patch and six enamel pins of job icons (GNB, NIN, SGE, RDM, DNC, CUL).
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drunkurianger.bsky.social
(He tilts his head curiously.)

'Twas a jest-a rather self-deprecating jest, at that, for the whole of our number hath been subjected to chastisement by our blessed mutual friend ever since.

Or... do I speak once more with the Emissary?

...Though he too hast experience with Scions and sacrifice.
drunkurianger.bsky.social
And mayhap malnutrition. I dared to try a spoonful of sustenance and could fair sense the renewed energy coursing through my veins.

Yet in spite of the obvious need, my body seemeth displeased with such a choice. :/
drunkurianger.bsky.social
...If thou had been present for Ultima Thule, 'twould hardly be a revelation.

:)
drunkurianger.bsky.social
The loporrit hath returned to her usual adorable and squeaky ways. And myself?

...

I know not if the brainweasels returneth, or...

...

No, surely they have. Yet... mayhap not ONLY they.

I wish... for a great many things which are near to impossible.
drunkurianger.bsky.social
'Twould seem a summoning ritual hath begun.

Unfortunately, my present position affordeth me no opportunity to avert it...
drunkurianger.bsky.social
Again I cannot offer a logical explanation for the choice; 'tis what came to mind at once, and I believe 'tis the correct way to answer such questions.

(I've no idea who Aayu is, but they seemeth to have interesting ideas.)
drunkurianger.bsky.social
...Ask me not to explain, for 'tis simply mine initial thought.

(Oft I see these whilst strolling through the woodlands; I believe their true charm cannot be captured in a picture.)
drunkurianger.bsky.social
'Tis far better than anything else I could imagine. :)
taffywabbit.bsky.social
on a still and moonless night, the powers of darkness were brought together to give form to a nefarious entity from beyond!!! but they weren't really feeling it tonight, and your summoning circle was a tad small anyways, so they just made this thing instead. they hope that's cool with you
drunkurianger.bsky.social
((I wouldst say "in hindsight" 'twas a poor choice to spend the afternoon walking about in the heat after being wakeful half the night due to severe chest pains... but I was aware 'twas a poor choice beforehand and made such a decision regardless. -_-))
drunkurianger.bsky.social
(That, and unexpectedly tending to a loporrit who may or may not be feeling ill, or mayhap merely overly warm. While I myself am feeling ill and overly warm. ;_;)
drunkurianger.bsky.social
How Thancred and I dost spend a Saturday evening. Quite innocent, verily.
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chiitan.love
If you hide your gender identity to fit in, never feel like you've betrayed yourself🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

It's proof that you have a beautiful and kind heart.
Chiitan will continue to send out messages until the world becomes a place where you can live with confidence and be yourself.
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faelithurgy.bsky.social
I know we all had the same thought (redraw)
the 2025 Eorzean Symphony vinyl cover, but Urianger is redrawn to be wearing a formal dress.
drunkurianger.bsky.social
Forsooth, 'tis an unpromised blessing (or curse, depending on one's perspective) each time one reacheth such a milestone... more so for some of us.

May it be a joyous nameday for thee, I pray. :)