Urianger Augurelt (in spaaaaace)
@drunkurianger.bsky.social
Drunk Uriangier@Brynhildr | maaaayhap a bit sloshed | slightly obsessed with bunnies | Lav Beds w11 p30 - yes, thou strange folk may acquire milkshakes from the retainer in mine yard, or come inside for a proper drink
(( I find I miss RP... yet after so long wary of interacting with any but one, lest I bring wrath upon both myself and the other party, I know not how to return to such pastimes. Nor if anyone wouldst wish me to. :/ ))
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
(( I find I miss RP... yet after so long wary of interacting with any but one, lest I bring wrath upon both myself and the other party, I know not how to return to such pastimes. Nor if anyone wouldst wish me to. :/ ))
I doth pity the folk in Gold Saucer this eve
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I doth pity the folk in Gold Saucer this eve
In addition to conjury, I hath also been learning the Garlean technique of Reaper... which didst require an entirely different aesthetic. The newly acquired coat 'twas not quite what I initially sought, but 'tis... interesting.
(Yet the aesthetic is quite undone by mine chosen umbrella...)
(Yet the aesthetic is quite undone by mine chosen umbrella...)
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In addition to conjury, I hath also been learning the Garlean technique of Reaper... which didst require an entirely different aesthetic. The newly acquired coat 'twas not quite what I initially sought, but 'tis... interesting.
(Yet the aesthetic is quite undone by mine chosen umbrella...)
(Yet the aesthetic is quite undone by mine chosen umbrella...)
Ah, I had failed to mention...
Due to a paucity of vacation leave taken, Sharlayan hath mandated that I take the first two days of each week off 'till the turning of the year.
Intention for said days vs. reality of said days thus far...
Due to a paucity of vacation leave taken, Sharlayan hath mandated that I take the first two days of each week off 'till the turning of the year.
Intention for said days vs. reality of said days thus far...
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Ah, I had failed to mention...
Due to a paucity of vacation leave taken, Sharlayan hath mandated that I take the first two days of each week off 'till the turning of the year.
Intention for said days vs. reality of said days thus far...
Due to a paucity of vacation leave taken, Sharlayan hath mandated that I take the first two days of each week off 'till the turning of the year.
Intention for said days vs. reality of said days thus far...
Ahh, I hath reached an appropriate level of conjury 'tis necessary to upgrade mine arm. Let us see what the trader in Old Sharlayan ha-
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November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Ahh, I hath reached an appropriate level of conjury 'tis necessary to upgrade mine arm. Let us see what the trader in Old Sharlayan ha-
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Meanwhile, folk need to queue for Pilgrim's Traverse so that I may complete at least one or two of the relevant challenge log entries. ;_; I hath been "outstanding in mine field" as they say, for far too long already.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Meanwhile, folk need to queue for Pilgrim's Traverse so that I may complete at least one or two of the relevant challenge log entries. ;_; I hath been "outstanding in mine field" as they say, for far too long already.
...Hm. Mayhap 'tis just as well I could not manage tickets.
(Not that I have never simply loitered in the vicinity of a convention to meet friends who were truly attending... yet a journey to Anaheim wouldst be an undertaking indeed.)
(Not that I have never simply loitered in the vicinity of a convention to meet friends who were truly attending... yet a journey to Anaheim wouldst be an undertaking indeed.)
#FFXIV FanFest is neither a safe nor accessible convention.
-People asking for disability accessibility need to have a phone call to prove their needs
-they then must agree to specific accessibility accommodations within 24 hours of a follow up email or schedule another full phone call.
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-People asking for disability accessibility need to have a phone call to prove their needs
-they then must agree to specific accessibility accommodations within 24 hours of a follow up email or schedule another full phone call.
1/6
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
...Hm. Mayhap 'tis just as well I could not manage tickets.
(Not that I have never simply loitered in the vicinity of a convention to meet friends who were truly attending... yet a journey to Anaheim wouldst be an undertaking indeed.)
(Not that I have never simply loitered in the vicinity of a convention to meet friends who were truly attending... yet a journey to Anaheim wouldst be an undertaking indeed.)
Reposted by Urianger Augurelt (in spaaaaace)
TONIGHT!!!
It's the FINAL performance of BUNSGIVING 2025!!!
Don't miss it!!
🔥 SHOWTIME 🔥
Sunday, Nov 23 @ 9PM EST
Dynamis Marilith LB W24 P3
#FFXIV #clockworkangels #macrodance #maleviera #BUNSGIVING
It's the FINAL performance of BUNSGIVING 2025!!!
Don't miss it!!
🔥 SHOWTIME 🔥
Sunday, Nov 23 @ 9PM EST
Dynamis Marilith LB W24 P3
#FFXIV #clockworkangels #macrodance #maleviera #BUNSGIVING
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
TONIGHT!!!
It's the FINAL performance of BUNSGIVING 2025!!!
Don't miss it!!
🔥 SHOWTIME 🔥
Sunday, Nov 23 @ 9PM EST
Dynamis Marilith LB W24 P3
#FFXIV #clockworkangels #macrodance #maleviera #BUNSGIVING
It's the FINAL performance of BUNSGIVING 2025!!!
Don't miss it!!
🔥 SHOWTIME 🔥
Sunday, Nov 23 @ 9PM EST
Dynamis Marilith LB W24 P3
#FFXIV #clockworkangels #macrodance #maleviera #BUNSGIVING
I hath received newfound inspiration; again I shalt try mine hand at Ealad Skaan.
(And this time, I hath the required tome.)
(And this time, I hath the required tome.)
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I hath received newfound inspiration; again I shalt try mine hand at Ealad Skaan.
(And this time, I hath the required tome.)
(And this time, I hath the required tome.)
The sound of rabbit teeth munching upon crisp spinach leaves after an eve of medicating, soothing, and coaxing is music sweeter than any siren's call.
'Tis 3am.
I am exhausted beyond measure.
(But the bun is eating. :))
'Tis 3am.
I am exhausted beyond measure.
(But the bun is eating. :))
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The sound of rabbit teeth munching upon crisp spinach leaves after an eve of medicating, soothing, and coaxing is music sweeter than any siren's call.
'Tis 3am.
I am exhausted beyond measure.
(But the bun is eating. :))
'Tis 3am.
I am exhausted beyond measure.
(But the bun is eating. :))
TTTTF (Thank the Twelve 'tis Friday)
*faceplanteth*
The last few bells' worth of Sharlayan's missives hath been ... indescribable even within the expanse of mine own magnificent vocabulary.
Tendingway, if it pleaseth thou, a drink of exceptional stiffness... or mayhap ten.
*faceplanteth*
The last few bells' worth of Sharlayan's missives hath been ... indescribable even within the expanse of mine own magnificent vocabulary.
Tendingway, if it pleaseth thou, a drink of exceptional stiffness... or mayhap ten.
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
TTTTF (Thank the Twelve 'tis Friday)
*faceplanteth*
The last few bells' worth of Sharlayan's missives hath been ... indescribable even within the expanse of mine own magnificent vocabulary.
Tendingway, if it pleaseth thou, a drink of exceptional stiffness... or mayhap ten.
*faceplanteth*
The last few bells' worth of Sharlayan's missives hath been ... indescribable even within the expanse of mine own magnificent vocabulary.
Tendingway, if it pleaseth thou, a drink of exceptional stiffness... or mayhap ten.
Booty shorts? Many a pirate's treasure trove hath I unearthed, yet ne'er didst they contain such raiments. E'en had they presented themselves, after having been entombed so long, I dare not-
*Thancred leans over and mutters something*
...Ah. Smallclothes, as it were.
*Thancred leans over and mutters something*
...Ah. Smallclothes, as it were.
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Booty shorts? Many a pirate's treasure trove hath I unearthed, yet ne'er didst they contain such raiments. E'en had they presented themselves, after having been entombed so long, I dare not-
*Thancred leans over and mutters something*
...Ah. Smallclothes, as it were.
*Thancred leans over and mutters something*
...Ah. Smallclothes, as it were.
...I believeth I am humorous.
(Also I enjoy visitors :D)
(Also I enjoy visitors :D)
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
...I believeth I am humorous.
(Also I enjoy visitors :D)
(Also I enjoy visitors :D)
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This surpriseth me not, for when I began Big Fishing on main, I fished by expansion. Though Bobgoblin was cooperative on mine first attempt, 'twas the second-to-last HW fish I didst catch.
(I believeth any knowledgeable angler may guess which was the last.)
(I believeth any knowledgeable angler may guess which was the last.)
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This surpriseth me not, for when I began Big Fishing on main, I fished by expansion. Though Bobgoblin was cooperative on mine first attempt, 'twas the second-to-last HW fish I didst catch.
(I believeth any knowledgeable angler may guess which was the last.)
(I believeth any knowledgeable angler may guess which was the last.)
'Tis a different loporrit who hath undergone maintenance this day. Presently Tryingway is quite irate with me for absconding with him to an unfamiliar and yet not particularly interesting locale. :)
(He seemeth well, though the bloodwork shalt take time to return.)
(He seemeth well, though the bloodwork shalt take time to return.)
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
'Tis a different loporrit who hath undergone maintenance this day. Presently Tryingway is quite irate with me for absconding with him to an unfamiliar and yet not particularly interesting locale. :)
(He seemeth well, though the bloodwork shalt take time to return.)
(He seemeth well, though the bloodwork shalt take time to return.)
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
Twelve be praised, she seemingly hath been righted with the assistance of some happiness juice. :)
(I jest not. I offered many treats, and eventually she nibbled at carrots, leafy greens, and peppermint whilst I gave water by syringe. 'Tis in fact the recipe. :))
(I jest not. I offered many treats, and eventually she nibbled at carrots, leafy greens, and peppermint whilst I gave water by syringe. 'Tis in fact the recipe. :))
Prithee, send supportive thoughts for my fluffiest of loporrits, for she is feeling unwell this morn, and the typical corrective routine thus far hath produced no results.
('Tis good fortune already Sharlayan had bid me take mine leave this day...)
('Tis good fortune already Sharlayan had bid me take mine leave this day...)
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Twelve be praised, she seemingly hath been righted with the assistance of some happiness juice. :)
(I jest not. I offered many treats, and eventually she nibbled at carrots, leafy greens, and peppermint whilst I gave water by syringe. 'Tis in fact the recipe. :))
(I jest not. I offered many treats, and eventually she nibbled at carrots, leafy greens, and peppermint whilst I gave water by syringe. 'Tis in fact the recipe. :))
Prithee, send supportive thoughts for my fluffiest of loporrits, for she is feeling unwell this morn, and the typical corrective routine thus far hath produced no results.
('Tis good fortune already Sharlayan had bid me take mine leave this day...)
('Tis good fortune already Sharlayan had bid me take mine leave this day...)
November 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Prithee, send supportive thoughts for my fluffiest of loporrits, for she is feeling unwell this morn, and the typical corrective routine thus far hath produced no results.
('Tis good fortune already Sharlayan had bid me take mine leave this day...)
('Tis good fortune already Sharlayan had bid me take mine leave this day...)
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Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
I hath largely taken leave of Eorzea this weekend for another excursion to track and capture unusual (and oft adorable) creatures, particularly those with variant coloring.
And now I return having tamed two of what the younglings hath termed "shundo". :)
And now I return having tamed two of what the younglings hath termed "shundo". :)
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I hath largely taken leave of Eorzea this weekend for another excursion to track and capture unusual (and oft adorable) creatures, particularly those with variant coloring.
And now I return having tamed two of what the younglings hath termed "shundo". :)
And now I return having tamed two of what the younglings hath termed "shundo". :)
Hmm... as Thancred hath managed to acquire rights to a Fanfest ticket, and we had spoken of "meeting up" if we shouldst both be so fortunate, I thought to have a look at the general ticket purchasing site...
...I believe I can now say with surety, I shalt not be at Fanfest.
...I believe I can now say with surety, I shalt not be at Fanfest.
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Hmm... as Thancred hath managed to acquire rights to a Fanfest ticket, and we had spoken of "meeting up" if we shouldst both be so fortunate, I thought to have a look at the general ticket purchasing site...
...I believe I can now say with surety, I shalt not be at Fanfest.
...I believe I can now say with surety, I shalt not be at Fanfest.
Whilst this is adorable and fun as 'tis... now I find myself dreaming that one day they may release a reskin of sorts which is a giant pudding, and Puddingway joineth thee for the ride. :)
(Aye, mine heart returneth to Island Sanctuary at the most tenuous of reminders.)
(Aye, mine heart returneth to Island Sanctuary at the most tenuous of reminders.)
Creamy or spicy - what's your broth of choice?
Get your condiment game on and huddle up for a feast of yummy goodness! 🌶️🍄🟫🧄 sqex.to/ffxivstore
Get your condiment game on and huddle up for a feast of yummy goodness! 🌶️🍄🟫🧄 sqex.to/ffxivstore
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Whilst this is adorable and fun as 'tis... now I find myself dreaming that one day they may release a reskin of sorts which is a giant pudding, and Puddingway joineth thee for the ride. :)
(Aye, mine heart returneth to Island Sanctuary at the most tenuous of reminders.)
(Aye, mine heart returneth to Island Sanctuary at the most tenuous of reminders.)