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dr. xtine
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just another girl on the subway

Queer 🌈🩷💜💙
Polyam 👭🏻👩🏽‍🤝‍👨🏼
Nerd 🎲🐉
Mom 🤱🏻
Singer 🎤
Psychologist👩🏻‍⚕️
Witch 🧙‍♀️🌙
“Elder” Emo 🖤
COTF 🧚‍♀️
Gaylor 👯‍♀️🪩
Shit might be bad but at least I won’t be injecting myself with a knockoff medication that makes it easier to consume the recommended daily caloric intake of a toddler so that my body will be acceptable to men who are attracted to teenagers.
January 24, 2026 at 8:11 PM
For now on let’s just only have hot mayors
January 24, 2026 at 2:03 AM
The only thing I really miss about 2016 is that it was the last year Game of Thrones was good
January 18, 2026 at 11:54 PM
2016 was my least favorite time in pop culture. But I still do love high waisted skinny jeans
January 16, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Please help my comrade in Gaza get dental treatment 🖤
January 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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um, hey guys it almost seems like some of those who work forces are the same that burn crosses.
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003

when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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I hope the guy who, after a month and a half of communication and a verbal agreement on the rent, denied us a new apartment on Christmas Eve (exactly a week before we were supposed to move) gets visited by 3 spirits tonight.

(Don’t worry, our landlord hadn’t found new tenants yet. Not homeless.)
December 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Later we’ll have some fuckin’ pie, and we’ll do some caroling
December 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Getting around to watching the final show. Cutting folklore and evermore short was a rookie mistake. Those were the best parts of the show
December 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
It used to be that calling someone a nazi or saying they killed puppies was one of the worst insults labout someone’s character. Now you’d just be objectively describing a government official.
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Someone explain why my toddler keeps shouting “Et tu DADA?” 🤣🤣
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My daughter was listening to music and then tripped and fell and started crying and then immediately stood up and started like cry-dancing and I’ve never seen so much of myself in her before 🤣
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Is anyone else singing the beginning of “No Good Deed” as femininomenon and on and on a femininomen? Just me?
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If you’re buying gifts, shop small, go to mutual aid and artists markets and shop at small family owned businesses. But also, if you wait all year to buy the things that you and your family need because they’re considerably cheaper this week, I think that’s also fine.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw

Bayside
Mayday Parade
Coheed & Cambria w/ Mastadon
Mae Martin
Katie Gavin
Sabrina Carpenter
Billie Eilish
Hozier (again)
Chappell Roan
Hozier / Joy Oladukun
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Chappell roan
Molly Grace
Renee Rapp
Pop 2k (Otown, Bbmak a few others)
I think Blink 182 but some timelines get confusing
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Questions to monogamous people:

-Isn’t that kind of selfish? Your partner is going to end up being spoiled and greedy.
-Haven’t you heard of the male loneliness epidemic? You really should give him a friend.
-I knew someone growing up who was monogamous and they were really weird.
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Questions to moms of multiples:

-Doesn’t your firstborn get jealous?
-Which kid is your real kid? Your favorite? The primary kid?
-Are you not satisfied with your first kid? Maybe you should be focusing on them instead of trying for another.
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
The very next day you gave it away
This year to save me from tears
I put your name in my freezer ❄️🎄
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This is my first year not going to PAX Unplugged. We just have too much going on this holiday season and couldn’t take time off work or get the childcare. Bummed but I hope everyone has fun! 🖤
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My friend in Gaza has been sleeping on the street with his wife and three small children while his wife recovers from a medical procedure.

They have the opportunity to buy a tent today for $400 and so far have raised $250 toward it

Could anyone spare $20 to help them?

chuffed.org/project/emer...
Emergency Relief for Mohammed, Yassin and Baby Ghaith
Hello friends. My name is Todd and I am a close family friend of Noreen, her husband Khalil and their three children currently in Khan Younis, Gaza, in Palestine. The humanitarian crisis has bore down...
chuffed.org
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Someone write a skit with Mamdani & Trump doing an interview together like they’re Ariana Grande & Cynthia Erivo PLEASE
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I was 23 in NYC when 1989 came out so when she said “we wait for trains that just aren’t coming” I took that literally
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM