Mr Shark
@ds24l-l.bsky.social
He/him
I am a horse in a world of grass, and boy am I hungry
I am a horse in a world of grass, and boy am I hungry
Pinned
Mr Shark
@ds24l-l.bsky.social
· 26d
Do not underestimate Falco Lombardi’s feminine aura
Shorty out there lookin like falcons Joey Harrington
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Shorty out there lookin like falcons Joey Harrington
I got a ro sham bo with your name on it bucko
December 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I got a ro sham bo with your name on it bucko
My stripper name is Chicken Choker 95000
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
My stripper name is Chicken Choker 95000
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Baby! Drop a handful of mealworms in my enclosure!
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Baby! Drop a handful of mealworms in my enclosure!
Are we sponge or are we bob
December 15, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Are we sponge or are we bob
Cinnamon has an unbelievable falco bro what the hell
December 15, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Cinnamon has an unbelievable falco bro what the hell
Hiring 50 hookers and running a smash bros tournament
December 15, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hiring 50 hookers and running a smash bros tournament
Hiring hookers so we can talk about boys
December 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Hiring hookers so we can talk about boys
Fuckin yo mom existentially 😎
December 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Fuckin yo mom existentially 😎
Inside me is a sponge and a bob
December 15, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Inside me is a sponge and a bob
Aiden Hutchinson has better hands than your favorite wr
December 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Aiden Hutchinson has better hands than your favorite wr
I thought you were talking about the nba commissioner lol
December 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I thought you were talking about the nba commissioner lol
You can lead a gift horse to water, but you can’t look it in the mouth
December 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
You can lead a gift horse to water, but you can’t look it in the mouth
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Babe, there's a kid at the door saying he's our bastard son? Yeah yeah he's bleeding from where his eyes should be. Ah sound, batter him back with the broom? Yeah babe it's just the brooms here by the door. Babe, sorry kid hold on, babe I don't think I can "draw a sword out from mine own darkness"?
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Babe, there's a kid at the door saying he's our bastard son? Yeah yeah he's bleeding from where his eyes should be. Ah sound, batter him back with the broom? Yeah babe it's just the brooms here by the door. Babe, sorry kid hold on, babe I don't think I can "draw a sword out from mine own darkness"?
Mfs who listen to 70k minutes of drake a year need to be exiled from society via clown car
December 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Mfs who listen to 70k minutes of drake a year need to be exiled from society via clown car
Michigan state hiring Pat Fitzgerald is makes me so mad. I would be less mad if they brought back Mel Tucker (which would still be a horrific idea)
December 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Michigan state hiring Pat Fitzgerald is makes me so mad. I would be less mad if they brought back Mel Tucker (which would still be a horrific idea)
Sleep like a butterfly, snore like a bee 😴
December 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Sleep like a butterfly, snore like a bee 😴
They just have the Honolulu flu. They’ll get over it
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
They just have the Honolulu flu. They’ll get over it
A gift horse looked in the mouth saved is a gift horse looked in the mouth earned
December 11, 2025 at 7:45 AM
A gift horse looked in the mouth saved is a gift horse looked in the mouth earned
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If I were a professional basketball player my thing would be always eating a banana on the court, keeping extra bananas in my waistband, winking to the crowd as I toss a banana peel directly into my opponent’s gather step
August 10, 2024 at 8:40 PM
If I were a professional basketball player my thing would be always eating a banana on the court, keeping extra bananas in my waistband, winking to the crowd as I toss a banana peel directly into my opponent’s gather step
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30000000000 pond skipper bugs
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
30000000000 pond skipper bugs