skye
@dsm5.bsky.social
she/they 24 proud renter of the last affordable apartment in canada, mairtimes correspondent @offsidenews.bksy.social
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my thing might look like a twizzler but i can still lick her ish
omg the winter olympics like from heated rivalry?? lmaoooo i thought they made that up
February 5, 2026 at 1:48 PM
omg the winter olympics like from heated rivalry?? lmaoooo i thought they made that up
imagining gen alpha sexting
yr fat ahh mkn ms hrny 🥀
yr fat ahh mkn ms hrny 🥀
February 3, 2026 at 12:58 AM
imagining gen alpha sexting
yr fat ahh mkn ms hrny 🥀
yr fat ahh mkn ms hrny 🥀
top 10 canadian brands that pretend futura is their unique font
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
top 10 canadian brands that pretend futura is their unique font
we're kays wholesale guys
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 PM
we're kays wholesale guys
i wanted to know what the original comic said and thought i would try my phones ai to simply reverse image search it for me and i am dumbfounded at the results i solemnly swear i will never use ai again
January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
i wanted to know what the original comic said and thought i would try my phones ai to simply reverse image search it for me and i am dumbfounded at the results i solemnly swear i will never use ai again
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how many Little Monkeys are jumping on the bed?
January 27, 2026 at 2:55 AM
how many Little Monkeys are jumping on the bed?
i wish finished college so i could work at the exact same shitty minimum wage job but have a superiority complex about it
January 27, 2026 at 10:06 PM
i wish finished college so i could work at the exact same shitty minimum wage job but have a superiority complex about it
it's so funny that they sell monster in the uk literally what do british people need that for
January 26, 2026 at 9:32 PM
it's so funny that they sell monster in the uk literally what do british people need that for
this is seems really dumb to someone like me to implement on facebook.com the website where you are yourself
January 25, 2026 at 8:09 PM
this is seems really dumb to someone like me to implement on facebook.com the website where you are yourself
there are for sure cities windier than chicago
January 23, 2026 at 2:51 AM
there are for sure cities windier than chicago
new profile picture day oh yeah whoa yeah
January 23, 2026 at 1:55 AM
new profile picture day oh yeah whoa yeah
come on light the fuse hes a rocket and hes ready to go!
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 PM
come on light the fuse hes a rocket and hes ready to go!
i love the fat ragebaited dog so much
January 21, 2026 at 11:20 AM
i love the fat ragebaited dog so much
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Smoking some !? in Strange Ontario....
January 19, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Smoking some !? in Strange Ontario....
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my thing might look like a twizzler but i can still lick her ish
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 PM
my thing might look like a twizzler but i can still lick her ish
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"The Halifax leg of the Professional Women’s Hockey League’s Takeover Tour has officially come to an end."
Skylar Smith breaks down why Halifax should gain a #PWHL expansion team here:
Skylar Smith breaks down why Halifax should gain a #PWHL expansion team here:
The Case for Halifax — Offside News
Why Halifax Should Be a Top Choice for Expansion
buff.ly
January 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
"The Halifax leg of the Professional Women’s Hockey League’s Takeover Tour has officially come to an end."
Skylar Smith breaks down why Halifax should gain a #PWHL expansion team here:
Skylar Smith breaks down why Halifax should gain a #PWHL expansion team here:
im so smart and good and made good points and please read it
"The Halifax leg of the Professional Women’s Hockey League’s Takeover Tour has officially come to an end."
Skylar Smith breaks down why Halifax should gain a #PWHL expansion team here:
Skylar Smith breaks down why Halifax should gain a #PWHL expansion team here:
The Case for Halifax — Offside News
Why Halifax Should Be a Top Choice for Expansion
buff.ly
January 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
im so smart and good and made good points and please read it
just bought a $75 phone case
January 13, 2026 at 12:48 PM
just bought a $75 phone case
SKEET SKEET AINT IT NEAT
I REALLY HATE THE BOSTON FLEET
I REALLY HATE THE BOSTON FLEET
January 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
SKEET SKEET AINT IT NEAT
I REALLY HATE THE BOSTON FLEET
I REALLY HATE THE BOSTON FLEET
going to be driving today for a while
January 11, 2026 at 9:24 AM
going to be driving today for a while
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It is murder, plainly, and on video, and they'll look you in the eyes and describe a completely different reality. Pure delusion. Not to be overly dramatic, but it really feels like something's happened where our realities have entirely diverged. I have nothing in common with these people
January 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
It is murder, plainly, and on video, and they'll look you in the eyes and describe a completely different reality. Pure delusion. Not to be overly dramatic, but it really feels like something's happened where our realities have entirely diverged. I have nothing in common with these people
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
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