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I'm more of a "gloves-off" "willing to go lower than they are" type of Democrat and apparently that's very upsetting to the "do-nothing" "echo chamber" Dems that kinda got us into this mess to begin with smh
I might be on an island all by myself here but thats fine, taking the high road is dead.
I might be on an island all by myself here but thats fine, taking the high road is dead.
And this chart shows Cheryl Hines career prospects going forward.
Nice bump in the middle for all the cookie-cutter Hallmark movies in her future lol
Nice bump in the middle for all the cookie-cutter Hallmark movies in her future lol
December 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
And this chart shows Cheryl Hines career prospects going forward.
Nice bump in the middle for all the cookie-cutter Hallmark movies in her future lol
Nice bump in the middle for all the cookie-cutter Hallmark movies in her future lol
Impeachments? Fuck that I want imprisonment for these traitors.
Guess the Cons are conveniently forgetting the "those in power get to rewrite the rules and go for their rivals throats" part that they just established.
Guess the Cons are conveniently forgetting the "those in power get to rewrite the rules and go for their rivals throats" part that they just established.
December 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Impeachments? Fuck that I want imprisonment for these traitors.
Guess the Cons are conveniently forgetting the "those in power get to rewrite the rules and go for their rivals throats" part that they just established.
Guess the Cons are conveniently forgetting the "those in power get to rewrite the rules and go for their rivals throats" part that they just established.
Why blame the dude who will end up dropping dead before he is held accountable when we can blame red states and all his supporters forever?
They are hurting now yet the revenge hasnt even started yet.
Gonne be begging for the days they were merely fly-over states before they became traitor states.
They are hurting now yet the revenge hasnt even started yet.
Gonne be begging for the days they were merely fly-over states before they became traitor states.
December 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Why blame the dude who will end up dropping dead before he is held accountable when we can blame red states and all his supporters forever?
They are hurting now yet the revenge hasnt even started yet.
Gonne be begging for the days they were merely fly-over states before they became traitor states.
They are hurting now yet the revenge hasnt even started yet.
Gonne be begging for the days they were merely fly-over states before they became traitor states.
Today the US total debt hit 38 trillion.
Trump added almost 8 trillion to that debt in just his first term and another 2 trillion in this year alone.
Trump runs up 2 trillion in debt every year.
Conservatives are traitors and liars. They LOVE spending money when it pushes their fascist agenda.
Trump added almost 8 trillion to that debt in just his first term and another 2 trillion in this year alone.
Trump runs up 2 trillion in debt every year.
Conservatives are traitors and liars. They LOVE spending money when it pushes their fascist agenda.
October 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Today the US total debt hit 38 trillion.
Trump added almost 8 trillion to that debt in just his first term and another 2 trillion in this year alone.
Trump runs up 2 trillion in debt every year.
Conservatives are traitors and liars. They LOVE spending money when it pushes their fascist agenda.
Trump added almost 8 trillion to that debt in just his first term and another 2 trillion in this year alone.
Trump runs up 2 trillion in debt every year.
Conservatives are traitors and liars. They LOVE spending money when it pushes their fascist agenda.
Classic conservative "whataboutism":
"So what if Trump is taking a wrecking ball to a building he doesn't own (causing millions in damages and future restoration costs) you took like $100 worth spoons given to you as a gift!!! You should have stolen classified docs and wrecked the building like us"
"So what if Trump is taking a wrecking ball to a building he doesn't own (causing millions in damages and future restoration costs) you took like $100 worth spoons given to you as a gift!!! You should have stolen classified docs and wrecked the building like us"
October 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Classic conservative "whataboutism":
"So what if Trump is taking a wrecking ball to a building he doesn't own (causing millions in damages and future restoration costs) you took like $100 worth spoons given to you as a gift!!! You should have stolen classified docs and wrecked the building like us"
"So what if Trump is taking a wrecking ball to a building he doesn't own (causing millions in damages and future restoration costs) you took like $100 worth spoons given to you as a gift!!! You should have stolen classified docs and wrecked the building like us"
"I looked at all the brand new signs paid—I guess it was paid for by Soros and other radical left lunatics. It looks like it was, we're checking it out."
Every accusation is a confession.
Every accusation is a confession.
October 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"I looked at all the brand new signs paid—I guess it was paid for by Soros and other radical left lunatics. It looks like it was, we're checking it out."
Every accusation is a confession.
Every accusation is a confession.
We could use the new ballroom as a Trump Administration Crimes museum, but let's get real it would need to be like 10x bigger to cover all these crimes.
Maybe it can be the Trump/Epstein No Pedo Presidents permanent exhibit with the Trump/Epstein statue positioned right in the center lmao
Maybe it can be the Trump/Epstein No Pedo Presidents permanent exhibit with the Trump/Epstein statue positioned right in the center lmao
October 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
We could use the new ballroom as a Trump Administration Crimes museum, but let's get real it would need to be like 10x bigger to cover all these crimes.
Maybe it can be the Trump/Epstein No Pedo Presidents permanent exhibit with the Trump/Epstein statue positioned right in the center lmao
Maybe it can be the Trump/Epstein No Pedo Presidents permanent exhibit with the Trump/Epstein statue positioned right in the center lmao
Oh just STFU you brain-dead ogre.
Can't wait till this traitor learns the gop doesn't want him either lmao
Can't wait till this traitor learns the gop doesn't want him either lmao
October 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oh just STFU you brain-dead ogre.
Can't wait till this traitor learns the gop doesn't want him either lmao
Can't wait till this traitor learns the gop doesn't want him either lmao
"Wait until next year" says Dumbass Dictator Donny after accomplishing zero of his "day one" economic promises.
October 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"Wait until next year" says Dumbass Dictator Donny after accomplishing zero of his "day one" economic promises.
Took a whole 9 days for Cons to cave to TV viewer backlash yet the Trump admin are pretending they can fire half the govt and somehow won't get general public backlash and destroyed in the midterms lol
September 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Took a whole 9 days for Cons to cave to TV viewer backlash yet the Trump admin are pretending they can fire half the govt and somehow won't get general public backlash and destroyed in the midterms lol
Aww the people actively destroying america future are worried about THEIR careers and future. How fuckkng adorable.
Once again Cons, even their so called "leaders", ONLY ever care about consequences of their actions when it affects them smh
Once again Cons, even their so called "leaders", ONLY ever care about consequences of their actions when it affects them smh
September 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Aww the people actively destroying america future are worried about THEIR careers and future. How fuckkng adorable.
Once again Cons, even their so called "leaders", ONLY ever care about consequences of their actions when it affects them smh
Once again Cons, even their so called "leaders", ONLY ever care about consequences of their actions when it affects them smh
"Recently, a large group of farmers in Arkansas gathered to plead for federal assistance as export prices plummet and input costs increase."
Hypocrite "small-government" conservatives demand trump provide the handouts and safety nets that they constantly vote against for everyone else.
Hypocrite "small-government" conservatives demand trump provide the handouts and safety nets that they constantly vote against for everyone else.
Banker warns we could lose US farmers at an alarming rate if Trump doesn’t help — urges Uncle Sam to put ‘arms around them.’ Should we step in?
Some say one-third of farmers could go bankrupt.
moneywise.com
September 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
"Recently, a large group of farmers in Arkansas gathered to plead for federal assistance as export prices plummet and input costs increase."
Hypocrite "small-government" conservatives demand trump provide the handouts and safety nets that they constantly vote against for everyone else.
Hypocrite "small-government" conservatives demand trump provide the handouts and safety nets that they constantly vote against for everyone else.
Think trump didn't notice the statue of him and his best friend? Think again lmao 😂 😂 😂
September 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Think trump didn't notice the statue of him and his best friend? Think again lmao 😂 😂 😂
For someone so concerned with ratings Trump must be proud that he gave Kimmel 27x more viewers tuning in to watch last night lmao! 🤣
And that's nothing compared to the 14 million who watched the monologue online (suck on that sinclair and nexstar lol) 🤡
And that's nothing compared to the 14 million who watched the monologue online (suck on that sinclair and nexstar lol) 🤡
September 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
For someone so concerned with ratings Trump must be proud that he gave Kimmel 27x more viewers tuning in to watch last night lmao! 🤣
And that's nothing compared to the 14 million who watched the monologue online (suck on that sinclair and nexstar lol) 🤡
And that's nothing compared to the 14 million who watched the monologue online (suck on that sinclair and nexstar lol) 🤡
"Now, look, did y'all really think we weren't going to talk about Jimmy Kimmel?" Goldberg asked
Nice try to pretend like you didnt purposely avoid talking about it UNTIL that became a national story in of itself smh 🤡
Nice try to pretend like you didnt purposely avoid talking about it UNTIL that became a national story in of itself smh 🤡
September 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"Now, look, did y'all really think we weren't going to talk about Jimmy Kimmel?" Goldberg asked
Nice try to pretend like you didnt purposely avoid talking about it UNTIL that became a national story in of itself smh 🤡
Nice try to pretend like you didnt purposely avoid talking about it UNTIL that became a national story in of itself smh 🤡
Aww real tragedy that the same thing they did to BLM/Floyd George memorials happens to their shit too lmao
Love this.
Love this.
September 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Aww real tragedy that the same thing they did to BLM/Floyd George memorials happens to their shit too lmao
Love this.
Love this.
Whoever said Kirk "brought debate to a gunfight” is fucking hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
I love that the hypocrite cons who always mock the victims of gun violence can't cope with us doing the same to a known hate monger and gun enthusiast.
I love that the hypocrite cons who always mock the victims of gun violence can't cope with us doing the same to a known hate monger and gun enthusiast.
September 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Whoever said Kirk "brought debate to a gunfight” is fucking hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
I love that the hypocrite cons who always mock the victims of gun violence can't cope with us doing the same to a known hate monger and gun enthusiast.
I love that the hypocrite cons who always mock the victims of gun violence can't cope with us doing the same to a known hate monger and gun enthusiast.
"How much did Trump steal from the taxpayers pockets? "Trillions and trillions."" - is literally one of the easiest ads to run to destroy the Trump administration credibly so of course Dems won't do anything with it
September 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"How much did Trump steal from the taxpayers pockets? "Trillions and trillions."" - is literally one of the easiest ads to run to destroy the Trump administration credibly so of course Dems won't do anything with it
Fuck Google. Always the gatekeeper, never the friend of web developers.
Acting like them using ai to steal and summarize every website's content so visitors never need to go there isn't THE main cause of this decline.
Google killed the internet. Good luck with that ad/search business lol 🤡
Acting like them using ai to steal and summarize every website's content so visitors never need to go there isn't THE main cause of this decline.
Google killed the internet. Good luck with that ad/search business lol 🤡
Google Says the Open Web Is Now in "Rapid Decline"
In a major change in tune, Google has admitted that the "open web is already in rapid decline" — despite arguing that the "web is thriving."
futurism.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Fuck Google. Always the gatekeeper, never the friend of web developers.
Acting like them using ai to steal and summarize every website's content so visitors never need to go there isn't THE main cause of this decline.
Google killed the internet. Good luck with that ad/search business lol 🤡
Acting like them using ai to steal and summarize every website's content so visitors never need to go there isn't THE main cause of this decline.
Google killed the internet. Good luck with that ad/search business lol 🤡
While their wives are driving across state lines for their abortions these assholes are desperately applying for the 'handouts' that they happily voted against, cause they knew better.
Unhappy that youre getting EXACTLY what you voted for??
Bootstrap hypocrites deserve no help from anybody, ever.
Unhappy that youre getting EXACTLY what you voted for??
Bootstrap hypocrites deserve no help from anybody, ever.
September 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
While their wives are driving across state lines for their abortions these assholes are desperately applying for the 'handouts' that they happily voted against, cause they knew better.
Unhappy that youre getting EXACTLY what you voted for??
Bootstrap hypocrites deserve no help from anybody, ever.
Unhappy that youre getting EXACTLY what you voted for??
Bootstrap hypocrites deserve no help from anybody, ever.
Tesla and their fake "self driving" is so shady and unsafe that they got caught turning it off right before it causes a crash, to avoid liability
So what's the chance that THE car company that's innovated nothing but lies came up with something new rather than yet another coverup of their garbage
So what's the chance that THE car company that's innovated nothing but lies came up with something new rather than yet another coverup of their garbage
September 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Tesla and their fake "self driving" is so shady and unsafe that they got caught turning it off right before it causes a crash, to avoid liability
So what's the chance that THE car company that's innovated nothing but lies came up with something new rather than yet another coverup of their garbage
So what's the chance that THE car company that's innovated nothing but lies came up with something new rather than yet another coverup of their garbage
Svelte ankles 😂😂😂
Elephant ankles vs donkey ankles huh?
@wonkettemedia.bsky.social always cracks me up!
Elephant ankles vs donkey ankles huh?
@wonkettemedia.bsky.social always cracks me up!
September 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Svelte ankles 😂😂😂
Elephant ankles vs donkey ankles huh?
@wonkettemedia.bsky.social always cracks me up!
Elephant ankles vs donkey ankles huh?
@wonkettemedia.bsky.social always cracks me up!