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Full-Time Doomscroller 🤬😭
Sarcastic Y2K Survivor 🗓️ 🫣
D.A.R.E. Graduate 💨💀
And this chart shows Cheryl Hines career prospects going forward.
Nice bump in the middle for all the cookie-cutter Hallmark movies in her future lol
Nice bump in the middle for all the cookie-cutter Hallmark movies in her future lol
December 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
And this chart shows Cheryl Hines career prospects going forward.
Nice bump in the middle for all the cookie-cutter Hallmark movies in her future lol
Nice bump in the middle for all the cookie-cutter Hallmark movies in her future lol
Impeachments? Fuck that I want imprisonment for these traitors.
Guess the Cons are conveniently forgetting the "those in power get to rewrite the rules and go for their rivals throats" part that they just established.
Guess the Cons are conveniently forgetting the "those in power get to rewrite the rules and go for their rivals throats" part that they just established.
December 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Impeachments? Fuck that I want imprisonment for these traitors.
Guess the Cons are conveniently forgetting the "those in power get to rewrite the rules and go for their rivals throats" part that they just established.
Guess the Cons are conveniently forgetting the "those in power get to rewrite the rules and go for their rivals throats" part that they just established.
Why blame the dude who will end up dropping dead before he is held accountable when we can blame red states and all his supporters forever?
They are hurting now yet the revenge hasnt even started yet.
Gonne be begging for the days they were merely fly-over states before they became traitor states.
They are hurting now yet the revenge hasnt even started yet.
Gonne be begging for the days they were merely fly-over states before they became traitor states.
December 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Why blame the dude who will end up dropping dead before he is held accountable when we can blame red states and all his supporters forever?
They are hurting now yet the revenge hasnt even started yet.
Gonne be begging for the days they were merely fly-over states before they became traitor states.
They are hurting now yet the revenge hasnt even started yet.
Gonne be begging for the days they were merely fly-over states before they became traitor states.
Classic conservative "whataboutism":
"So what if Trump is taking a wrecking ball to a building he doesn't own (causing millions in damages and future restoration costs) you took like $100 worth spoons given to you as a gift!!! You should have stolen classified docs and wrecked the building like us"
"So what if Trump is taking a wrecking ball to a building he doesn't own (causing millions in damages and future restoration costs) you took like $100 worth spoons given to you as a gift!!! You should have stolen classified docs and wrecked the building like us"
October 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Classic conservative "whataboutism":
"So what if Trump is taking a wrecking ball to a building he doesn't own (causing millions in damages and future restoration costs) you took like $100 worth spoons given to you as a gift!!! You should have stolen classified docs and wrecked the building like us"
"So what if Trump is taking a wrecking ball to a building he doesn't own (causing millions in damages and future restoration costs) you took like $100 worth spoons given to you as a gift!!! You should have stolen classified docs and wrecked the building like us"
"I looked at all the brand new signs paid—I guess it was paid for by Soros and other radical left lunatics. It looks like it was, we're checking it out."
Every accusation is a confession.
Every accusation is a confession.
October 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"I looked at all the brand new signs paid—I guess it was paid for by Soros and other radical left lunatics. It looks like it was, we're checking it out."
Every accusation is a confession.
Every accusation is a confession.
Oh just STFU you brain-dead ogre.
Can't wait till this traitor learns the gop doesn't want him either lmao
Can't wait till this traitor learns the gop doesn't want him either lmao
October 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oh just STFU you brain-dead ogre.
Can't wait till this traitor learns the gop doesn't want him either lmao
Can't wait till this traitor learns the gop doesn't want him either lmao
"Wait until next year" says Dumbass Dictator Donny after accomplishing zero of his "day one" economic promises.
October 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"Wait until next year" says Dumbass Dictator Donny after accomplishing zero of his "day one" economic promises.
Took a whole 9 days for Cons to cave to TV viewer backlash yet the Trump admin are pretending they can fire half the govt and somehow won't get general public backlash and destroyed in the midterms lol
September 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Took a whole 9 days for Cons to cave to TV viewer backlash yet the Trump admin are pretending they can fire half the govt and somehow won't get general public backlash and destroyed in the midterms lol
Aww the people actively destroying america future are worried about THEIR careers and future. How fuckkng adorable.
Once again Cons, even their so called "leaders", ONLY ever care about consequences of their actions when it affects them smh
Once again Cons, even their so called "leaders", ONLY ever care about consequences of their actions when it affects them smh
September 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Aww the people actively destroying america future are worried about THEIR careers and future. How fuckkng adorable.
Once again Cons, even their so called "leaders", ONLY ever care about consequences of their actions when it affects them smh
Once again Cons, even their so called "leaders", ONLY ever care about consequences of their actions when it affects them smh
Think trump didn't notice the statue of him and his best friend? Think again lmao 😂 😂 😂
September 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Think trump didn't notice the statue of him and his best friend? Think again lmao 😂 😂 😂
For someone so concerned with ratings Trump must be proud that he gave Kimmel 27x more viewers tuning in to watch last night lmao! 🤣
And that's nothing compared to the 14 million who watched the monologue online (suck on that sinclair and nexstar lol) 🤡
And that's nothing compared to the 14 million who watched the monologue online (suck on that sinclair and nexstar lol) 🤡
September 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
For someone so concerned with ratings Trump must be proud that he gave Kimmel 27x more viewers tuning in to watch last night lmao! 🤣
And that's nothing compared to the 14 million who watched the monologue online (suck on that sinclair and nexstar lol) 🤡
And that's nothing compared to the 14 million who watched the monologue online (suck on that sinclair and nexstar lol) 🤡
"Now, look, did y'all really think we weren't going to talk about Jimmy Kimmel?" Goldberg asked
Nice try to pretend like you didnt purposely avoid talking about it UNTIL that became a national story in of itself smh 🤡
Nice try to pretend like you didnt purposely avoid talking about it UNTIL that became a national story in of itself smh 🤡
September 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"Now, look, did y'all really think we weren't going to talk about Jimmy Kimmel?" Goldberg asked
Nice try to pretend like you didnt purposely avoid talking about it UNTIL that became a national story in of itself smh 🤡
Nice try to pretend like you didnt purposely avoid talking about it UNTIL that became a national story in of itself smh 🤡
Aww real tragedy that the same thing they did to BLM/Floyd George memorials happens to their shit too lmao
Love this.
Love this.
September 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Aww real tragedy that the same thing they did to BLM/Floyd George memorials happens to their shit too lmao
Love this.
Love this.
"How much did Trump steal from the taxpayers pockets? "Trillions and trillions."" - is literally one of the easiest ads to run to destroy the Trump administration credibly so of course Dems won't do anything with it
September 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"How much did Trump steal from the taxpayers pockets? "Trillions and trillions."" - is literally one of the easiest ads to run to destroy the Trump administration credibly so of course Dems won't do anything with it
While their wives are driving across state lines for their abortions these assholes are desperately applying for the 'handouts' that they happily voted against, cause they knew better.
Unhappy that youre getting EXACTLY what you voted for??
Bootstrap hypocrites deserve no help from anybody, ever.
Unhappy that youre getting EXACTLY what you voted for??
Bootstrap hypocrites deserve no help from anybody, ever.
September 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
While their wives are driving across state lines for their abortions these assholes are desperately applying for the 'handouts' that they happily voted against, cause they knew better.
Unhappy that youre getting EXACTLY what you voted for??
Bootstrap hypocrites deserve no help from anybody, ever.
Unhappy that youre getting EXACTLY what you voted for??
Bootstrap hypocrites deserve no help from anybody, ever.
Tesla and their fake "self driving" is so shady and unsafe that they got caught turning it off right before it causes a crash, to avoid liability
So what's the chance that THE car company that's innovated nothing but lies came up with something new rather than yet another coverup of their garbage
So what's the chance that THE car company that's innovated nothing but lies came up with something new rather than yet another coverup of their garbage
September 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Tesla and their fake "self driving" is so shady and unsafe that they got caught turning it off right before it causes a crash, to avoid liability
So what's the chance that THE car company that's innovated nothing but lies came up with something new rather than yet another coverup of their garbage
So what's the chance that THE car company that's innovated nothing but lies came up with something new rather than yet another coverup of their garbage
Svelte ankles 😂😂😂
Elephant ankles vs donkey ankles huh?
@wonkettemedia.bsky.social always cracks me up!
Elephant ankles vs donkey ankles huh?
@wonkettemedia.bsky.social always cracks me up!
September 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Svelte ankles 😂😂😂
Elephant ankles vs donkey ankles huh?
@wonkettemedia.bsky.social always cracks me up!
Elephant ankles vs donkey ankles huh?
@wonkettemedia.bsky.social always cracks me up!
Yet are these fools telling Melania to rein in President Cankles posts? Of course not
If the right didn't have double standard they won't have any standards at all...
If the right didn't have double standard they won't have any standards at all...
August 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Yet are these fools telling Melania to rein in President Cankles posts? Of course not
If the right didn't have double standard they won't have any standards at all...
If the right didn't have double standard they won't have any standards at all...
Fake Data from KaroLYIN Leavitt smh
August 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Fake Data from KaroLYIN Leavitt smh
The Traitor Party is super desperate to rig the game every way possible.
They know if they don't lock in power right now, their party will be over, in more than one way.
They know if they don't lock in power right now, their party will be over, in more than one way.
August 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The Traitor Party is super desperate to rig the game every way possible.
They know if they don't lock in power right now, their party will be over, in more than one way.
They know if they don't lock in power right now, their party will be over, in more than one way.
