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{{ realization that "why should i be jason ive yet to see the actual problem child" so damian incoming
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
{{ realization that "why should i be jason ive yet to see the actual problem child" so damian incoming
Hell yeah, snow day.
December 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hell yeah, snow day.
There's more than one type I can try.
Heard Green K doesn't work on him though.
December 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
There's more than one type I can try.
?
It’ll take a while for me to open my heart again.
December 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
?
I'd do it for 20.
December 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'd do it for 20.
The Cube?
They'll put you in the Cube. Be careful.
Gonna commit one (1) crime in every city to see what happens.
December 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The Cube?
Gonna commit one (1) crime in every city to see what happens.
December 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Gonna commit one (1) crime in every city to see what happens.
If they change the price of the pizza I'll make Bruce regret letting me come back to Gotham.
December 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If they change the price of the pizza I'll make Bruce regret letting me come back to Gotham.
Who's that, again?
His grandpa.
What's stopping you?
December 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Who's that, again?
What's stopping you?
Are we SURE I can’t put the baby in the snowball fight..?
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
What's stopping you?
Thank God. It always feels like Bruce is grumpier after having to spend that much money.
Fortunately, it wasn't. One of them fell before the last round.
Until it's a financial nightmare.
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Thank God. It always feels like Bruce is grumpier after having to spend that much money.
Until it's a financial nightmare.
I think speedsters would love Christmas Crunchdown.
December 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Until it's a financial nightmare.
How many Supes ARE there?
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
How many Supes ARE there?
Oh thank God.
No, it's not— no. Not at you.
I didn't even do anything this time.
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Oh thank God.
Why'd he say my name? Is Bruce mad? Oh my god was I right please tell me it's not the tiny Superman
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Why'd he say my name? Is Bruce mad? Oh my god was I right please tell me it's not the tiny Superman
I didn't even do anything this time.
𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯.
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I didn't even do anything this time.
{ holding in a laugh so much right now. }
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
{ holding in a laugh so much right now. }
Is it the tiny Superman he made from his hand once?
December 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Is it the tiny Superman he made from his hand once?
Hi misery, I'm Jason.
December 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Hi misery, I'm Jason.
"It's not alive"...
{ really trying not to say "bruce's parents". }
{ really trying not to say "bruce's parents". }
December 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"It's not alive"...
{ really trying not to say "bruce's parents". }
{ really trying not to say "bruce's parents". }
I'll change the trajectory of everyone's lives right now instead. Yeah. Yeah, so why is HE still alive? I'll blow his brains out right here.
December 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I'll change the trajectory of everyone's lives right now instead. Yeah. Yeah, so why is HE still alive? I'll blow his brains out right here.
You think?
I have a feeling Red Hood doesn’t like Batman all too much.
December 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You think?
Batman isn't even that scary.
December 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Batman isn't even that scary.