DukeCarge @ clairobscurpt2
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posting this here for anyone following because of the post that made it out of containment:
this account is trans-inclusive, PoC-run, and my personal account for shitposting, venting and just ruminating on media.

Also potterheads/conservatives/centrists are not welcome.
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I'm glad I didn't accidentally dox myself
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I just wanted easy food now I gotta worry about splinters...
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Not to mention our asinine double ticket system where jira is just a goddamn formality and the actual ticket lives on an entirely different fucking system and it also was fucking wrong.
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Coming down from an incredibly fucking frustrating day where it feels like I got nothing done because every detail I was given was fucking wrong because from the time I was handed the ticket to now, the project lead was demoted and he never gave me the full details of what I was doing
dukecarge.bsky.social
I'd love to have more energy to do the things I love but holy shit is work draining every single fucking day now
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Nah my spellings are fine. This is code only a handful of people have seen and I was the first one to notice the misspelling
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we're in full agile swing for a released product and I fucking hate this process

This is a shitty excuse to rush everyone all day
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What is a wrecker? If you're at all paying attention to Brennan, you'd know Zohran's politics fit him to a fucking T
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"Update parameters from the reload"

YOU LIE. YOU NEVER LOADED THE DATA FROM THE EEPROM. THIS TRACES BACK TO A FUCKASS DEFINE.

YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES.
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Me: *looking at the ticket a week ago* yeah this should take me 3 hours to investigate and another 2 to implement

Me: *staring at the code now, it has been more than 5 hours* what do you MEAN WE SET THIS 5 TIMES IN 4 DIFFERENT FUNCTIONS. WHY.
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love da jays let’s go jays
dukecarge.bsky.social
I hate being an engineer that can spell because what do you mean this script we've been using for a decade to generate dependency graphs has a typo as "calcluate"
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how did the temperature drop 20 degrees overnight
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This thing is still so fucking cool
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You just need the gun harness and you're practically done tbh
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Oh, thank you! I'll take a look at them!
dukecarge.bsky.social
it'll buff our eventually DW

<- guy who's maintained custom 3d printers and burned himself a bunch