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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · Sep 12

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · Sep 12

Remember when a right wing nut job broke into Nancy Pelosi's house, struck her husbands head with a hammer fracturing his skull and attempted to kidnap her.

Charlie Kirk said someone should be a hero and bail that guy out.

Why is political violence celebrated when it's done by the Right?

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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · Sep 9

Why is Hate winning?

Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · Aug 28

How have I just learnt that the 12 step program with addiction recovery is mostly just 'become a Christian'
I thought south park was joking

Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · Aug 27

Last night was the last night of the year with an 8pm sunset
Won't experience this again till next April 😭😭

Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · Jul 28

Thanks to my VPN I was able to see a Canadian advert saying 'if you can remember when texts had a character limit, then you qualify for our anti wrinkle cream'
Ouch

Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · Jul 21

As a kid the media made me more concerned about volcanos being a problem than they actually are.

As an adult who is now aware of Yellowstone, my worries as a child should have been bigger

Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · Jul 17

Think I need to get back to what I used to do when I was younger that kept me in shape
Imitate the classic Kung Fu fights on TV at 3am

Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · Jul 12

why are people online being purposely dumb?
I just made a reference about a fish from a book that proves the existence of God and people were literally trying to debate me about it. if they literally just took 5 seconds to Google it, they would know I was making a joke

Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · Jun 27

Only ordered a big Mac meal from McDonald's and the guy gave me someone else's order that's like 3 times the size.

Sucks to be then though

Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · Jun 26

'do you think people make choices?
No, people think they have a choice between steering left or right but they didn't build the roads'
🤯🤯

Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · Jun 22

The madman has actually done it.
He has dragged America into a war.
They need to remove him asap
What is taking America so long!?

Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · Jun 16

We asked for GTA 6 to be as realistic as possible

We didn't ask for real life to be the next Fallout game!

Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · Jun 9

What in the Clockwork Orange is this?!

Maddie Ouranía @maddiequestions.bsky.social · Jun 9

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news.sky.com/story/gaza-b...

Israel says it will screen October 7 attacks to Greta Thunberg and other activists after Gaza-bound aid boat 'diverted'

Climate campaigner Ms Thunberg, 22, was one of a dozen activists aboard the Madleen, which set sail from Sicily on 1 May on a mission aiming to break Israel's sea blockade.

news.sky.com

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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · Jun 8

Anyone who follows me actually use BlueSky or did you all just go back to twitter?

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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · May 27

I liked humans, I liked watching them on the entertainment feed, where they couldn’t interact with me. Where it was safe.

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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · May 20

What kind of psycho do you have to be to go into a Greegs and buy all the available steak beaks?!

Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · May 12

Moon in London looking awesome right now

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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · May 9

It's been a long time since I had to battle for the arm rest on a train but this guy today sat next to me and constantly tried to force my arm off.
As we were both British we never said a word but it was a tense battle which I held true and kept my arm rested the entire time till he had to leave 💪🏆

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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · May 5

Microsoft/bungie - ok guys we created a beautiful opera style theme for our game Halo, I don't know what we can do to improve upon it for the sequel game

Steve Vai - oh don't mind me I'm just gonna improv the most insane electric guitar solo to be played on top of the OG theme

Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · May 1

I'm just disappointed in the UK seeing Reform projected to do so well.
Why are a majority of us so deluded by these obvious con artists

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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · Apr 30

It's been almost 2 years since since Fast and Furious 10 came out and still haven't seen any news about 11
What's going on guys?!

Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · Apr 28

Drs in the UK are such an oxymoron
You turn up on time and they make you wait 20 minutes

But if you're late by a couple of minutes they cancel the appointment talking about their time being precious

Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · Apr 20

What are your must watch movies for Easter?

Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · Apr 17

I used to always scoff at people when they say things like 'money can't buy happiness' cos I think I'd be very happy with a lot of money but then I see billionaires like JK and Elon be so bitter and angry at the world as if that was their full time job and maybe that quote isn't far from the truth

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