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dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · Apr 26

chug it like the world's on fire

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dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 4h

i like

a nice perfect sotfboiled egg

i may just go and boil some right now, as we fucking speak. thank you.

dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 21h

ehehhg thank you, glad you enjoy Ellie

dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 23h

if i ever

ever

get a hot sticky yolk in any hair i'm calling God for a refund

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dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

i have learned that true, unfiltered panic is eating an egg on toast and the runny yolk slides down your neck

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dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

hearttt

yeah it should be

dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

if i wanted to look at pretty women i'd just look at this totally real picture of my IRL gf who is not made up under any circumstances and has molecules, i swear it

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dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

i feel that, i could never be a bouncer mentally

unless they specifically hired me on bad days when i'm just grumpy

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dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

moony in like 12 seconds

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The Helmet Guy @thehelmetguy.bsky.social · 1d

Spooky biddies for spooktober

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dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

I've straight up been told "I thought I wanted them when you were out but I changed my mind."

Pros: it's now my snack

Cons: bruh i don't even LIKE these snacks

dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

that's like the time i got to kiss my crush but i didn't so we just didn't do anything

dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

it's spooky season, time for a scare

dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

: D

dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

motorhead specifically yeah, ellie likes it heavier

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dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

me when i go to strip clubs and remember that i can barely pick up a phone to order a pizza half the time

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dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

okay same with this i think 3 years ago?

i went to multiple locations tracking down this eggnog that was like, a VERY specific brand of nog but only my granddad could taste the difference and refused any other nogs

like they all taste alike i'm so sorry

dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

>:^]

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dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

i'm gonna post a door hinge

dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

if i were actually cool i woulda just drawn them with their red scenekid hair from GVH because yeah

dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

ptooeysaur

dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

been thinking about trish a lot lately and how i really have a slightly-problematic fanfic i wanna write about her

dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

old people be like "Hey while you're out can you pick me up some of those snack cakes--you know, the ones that are discontinued everywhere else so you have to drive to the corner store out in the middle of nowhere? Also make sure they're the ones without coconut"

and then they don't even eat them

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dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 2d

pregnofication

dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 2d

i give them big naturals

dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 2d

😭 help free me from my own demise