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Duty Torturer
@dutytorturer.bsky.social
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Torturer by appointment to his majesty Wulfhelm, Bretwalder of the Angli and ruler of #Wulferhampton. Brews Beer, Rides Bikes, Hates Tories / Reform etc, Loves a good footnote. Profile pic courtesy of @HappyToast
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · Dec 25
Since there seems to be a degree of misapprehension amongst the newer arrivals concerning my role in Wulferhampton here is a short PSA :
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 11h
I left (for the 2nd time) back in the late 90’s. Only time you saw that was during the holiday season.
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 1d
Friday job.
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 1d
in fairness it only really a worry once you get past Redruth. it’s banjo country down there.
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 2d
Kegged / bottled a hazy pale I brewed last week and kicked off a west coast ipa.

Got a best bitter finishing in the other fermenter that will be transferred to a keg in a couple of days.
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 2d
Morning all.

Well, afternoon.

Having recovered from Friday's expedition to That London, it's a brew day at The Dungeons.

One kegged / bottled and another mashed in and on the go.

Time for a coffee while it dos its thing.

Time for a coffee while that does it's thing.
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 3d
Newkie Brown, pound a bottle in the Student Union bar when I was a student.

Some for a snakebite and black.

Am I old now?
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 3d
£22 for three pints.

London can fuck off.

And yes I know it could have been even more. I don’t care. Fuck off.
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 3d
It’s those guys again.
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 4d
This is small, those are far away.

Buzzcocks (again) at the roundhouse.
Punk band the Buzzcocks on stage at the roundhouse in Camden, London.
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 6d
a man wearing sunglasses and a green shirt is sitting in a car with a child behind him .
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 8d
No.

You can sit in the cell for a few days, sans bucket.
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 8d
The Dungeons: Rob the Gorilla for an Interview Without Coffee
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 9d
Pork Pie?
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 9d
Not the first time, won’t be the last.

youtu.be/pO1HC8pHZw0?...
Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Two Tribes
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 10d
One of the greatest lies told by man, “Peel here to open” on a packet of bacon.
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 11d
Didn’t always. So sometimes it did….
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 11d
That time of year again. Putting out the Halloween decorations.
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 11d
Twat Artist? That’s a niche…
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 11d
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine everything is fine
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 11d
Every so often I be think we are making progress as a species, and something like this happens.
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 11d
Honourable mention for Kelly’s Hero’s?
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 11d
Ok, it’s officially your fault.
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 11d
The Mea Hall has an annex? Or did you mean the dodgy lean-to out the back that cook keeps the “meat” in?
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 11d
Just pray no-one tells him about Versaille.
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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 12d
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a woman in a pink floral shirt is sitting in front of a red and black wall
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