Duty Torturer
@dutytorturer.bsky.social
Torturer by appointment to his majesty Wulfhelm, Bretwalder of the Angli and ruler of #Wulferhampton. Brews Beer, Rides Bikes, Hates Tories / Reform etc, Loves a good footnote. Profile pic courtesy of @HappyToast
so to Hoo whould you complain?
December 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
so to Hoo whould you complain?
Not if the present Mrs DT gets wind of it.
Some jobs are not worth the risk.
Some jobs are not worth the risk.
December 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Not if the present Mrs DT gets wind of it.
Some jobs are not worth the risk.
Some jobs are not worth the risk.
As well as School Leavers*/**
*fucking autocorrect
** we need a basic level of education and literacy to facilitate trade specific learning.
*fucking autocorrect
** we need a basic level of education and literacy to facilitate trade specific learning.
December 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
As well as School Leavers*/**
*fucking autocorrect
** we need a basic level of education and literacy to facilitate trade specific learning.
*fucking autocorrect
** we need a basic level of education and literacy to facilitate trade specific learning.
Unfortunately we can’t allow volunteers to work directly with clients. We do have volunteer opportunities hosing out the cells and refreshing the straw once clients have departed.
Otherwise we do operate a highly recommended apprenticeship scheme for school levers.
Otherwise we do operate a highly recommended apprenticeship scheme for school levers.
December 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Unfortunately we can’t allow volunteers to work directly with clients. We do have volunteer opportunities hosing out the cells and refreshing the straw once clients have departed.
Otherwise we do operate a highly recommended apprenticeship scheme for school levers.
Otherwise we do operate a highly recommended apprenticeship scheme for school levers.
Did he have a mobile phone the size of a house brick?
December 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Did he have a mobile phone the size of a house brick?
Well shit.
Fare thee well you big ginger bastard.
Fare thee well you big ginger bastard.
December 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Well shit.
Fare thee well you big ginger bastard.
Fare thee well you big ginger bastard.
Yeah that’s not great. Although Squash always struck me as a game for overly aggressive rich twats trying to prove something.
December 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Yeah that’s not great. Although Squash always struck me as a game for overly aggressive rich twats trying to prove something.
Socks do seem to be your Achilles Heel.
December 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Socks do seem to be your Achilles Heel.
@nootpinguwalda.bsky.social should you feel an urge to regift this present at a later date I’m sure we could find a use for it in The Dungeons.
December 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
@nootpinguwalda.bsky.social should you feel an urge to regift this present at a later date I’m sure we could find a use for it in The Dungeons.
I told you the last time, if you are going to do that don’t do it in public. The restraining order from the last “incident” is still in force.
P.S. get well soon you old bugger.
P.S. get well soon you old bugger.
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I told you the last time, if you are going to do that don’t do it in public. The restraining order from the last “incident” is still in force.
P.S. get well soon you old bugger.
P.S. get well soon you old bugger.