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Dan the Dancer ✨

@dvruno.bsky.social

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An okay human being. gay. My aspiration in life is to be aesthetically pleasing while being sad. Work in Video Games. Content and Zine Creator. he/they.

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Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 7h

Lab grown for cis-women in 2030 to feel powerful during board meetings. Props to the logo design though.

Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 8h

my favorite brain dead logic is all the lawyers (besides Héctor Elizondo) are supposedly in their mid-30s/early-40s in 2030, so by all means they are Millennials but they act like they can't remember anything from the 90s & 00s.

Like the writers didn't realize that 2030 isn't that far from 2004

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Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 8h

Zach, what if I told you this is a real screenshot from Episode 4

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Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 9h

Fun tidbit: In the show, they specifically say the colonization of the Moon was done by Microsoft lol

Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 12h

(For the record, all the episodes are on YouTube and I can confirm this is all true. I had to see.)

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Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 13h

Back in 2004, CBS aired a sci-fi Legal Drama called Century City starring Viola Davis and Ioan Gruffudd that took place in the year 2030 where Oprah is currently president.

Please bear witness to how insane these two paragraphs are on its Wikipedia page.

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Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 2d

Pac-Man collab would be huge

Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 2d

like I'm sorry you don't like seeing Walton Goggins, Bowen Yang, or Charli XCX everywhere or care for them personally but congrats on living in your own bubble where they just now suddenly appeared to you

Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 2d

so tired of people who are just not knowledgeable on culture claim any rising star or celebrity that is having a moment, somehow has dirt on a Hollywood executive to get where they are

like no not everything is a conspiracy, you idiot

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Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 4d

As a pedestrian, I've seen it all. Don't get me started on the Waymos.

Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 5d

Imagine shaving your head in advance for this, only to realize it's first come, first serve (which it is)

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11d

I firmly believe that Digimon could have stopped 9/11 but I hesitate to say the same thing about most Pokémon.

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Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 11d

Silent Hill: Yes, they do

Forgotten Land: No, in fact corporate greed is what destroyed this place

Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 11d

Playing these two games side by side is so funny because they both take place in desolate settings that make me question my own morality but also make me question if these settings offer rent stabilized apartments

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Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 14d

Watching her lipsync in it was giving me secondhand embarrassment

If it wasn't based on something, it would have been Joella Mattress look level for me

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Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 14d

this was insane (the look)

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Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 15d

also I'm sorry but Middle Schoolers of 2006, it's time to grow up

Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 15d

Special shout out to this insanity

I wouldn't even rank this in my Top 20 SZA tracks

Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 15d

Rolling Stone's "Top 250 songs of the Century so far" simply is not real

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Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 16d

okay...but we all know this baby has definitely tried to eat the Pikmin before and probably has right?

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 16d

Close to You (Nintendo) updated video posted on Nintendo Today with Pikmin www.vooks.net/nintendos-se...

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Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 18d

Also yes today was the first I've listened to Butterfly - 10/10, no notes.

I was enjoying the previous albums but was getting pretty tired of the 5/6 ballads on each album up until this point

Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 18d

I've been listening to Mariah's discography for the first time (I know) but upon first listen - Glitter is wayyyyy better than Rainbow?

Don't even know if this is a wild take, I just know the history surrounding Glitter

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Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 20d

Also

Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 20d

The game asks you for your personal info upon boot up, and expects you to keep an address book of all your friends. On top of that you can send emails with subject topics like these

Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 20d

Always been fascinated by this Mary-Kate and Ashley "game"