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bsky? again?

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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Doing some overlay of wage and inflation rates of change
Yes, but more importantly I dug more and things get wilder when you look at food, it goes up over the top of that graph, and energy, well...
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
> "We have s**t for f***king poor people. Who buys our s**t? I don't buy Campbell's products barely anymore. It's not healthy now that I know what the f**'s in it."

> He also referenced "bioengineered meat," saying, "I don't wanna eat a piece of chicken that came from a 3D printer."

EAT THE RICH
Campbell’s Soup VP mocks ‘poor people’ who buy its food in secret recording
Lawsuit alleges Campbell’s fired worker who reported a VP’s recorded rant belittling customers and making discriminatory remarks.
www.newsweek.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Post your warning label
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
post your warning label
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
hey wanna see a vibe coder get destroyed by people who know what they're talking about?
DWARF support for macOS and Linux by joelreymont · Pull Request #14369 · ocaml/ocaml
DWARF v5 Debugging Support for OCaml Native Compiler This PR adds DWARF v5 debug information to the OCaml native compiler, allowing proper source-level debugging in GDB and LLDB. What's Impleme...
github.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
/r/PortlandOR: "explain how these are different!" ... "no not like that"
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
From a conservative site in 2023. This might be the first time I've agreed with the man.
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"How can people who are nervous about money rather than scrambling call themselves victims of the system when there are people way poorer!" yeah see we want to pull them up with us, not leave them behind like you would, my little projector. Should those barely making rent stfu since some can't?
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
my parents would agree (lovingly)
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Artificial Intelligence: When You Need Bullshit Right Away
llms really are pretty useful sometimes
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
the Tigres v Club América Liga MX Femenil final is absolutely worth watching unspoiled.

at least on the stream from Fubo they got the kit colors flipped on the score bug and it took a goal for me to see that
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
llms really are pretty useful sometimes
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i didn't really have a dog in the #NWSL championship fight, even if i still love Purce and Sonnett from their time on the Thorns, but it feels really fitting to have a NY beat DC in this moment.
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
ah yes, one of my two least favorite NWSL sponsors (and I'm a Thorns fan)
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
cat tax :)
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I thought at first he must have used Grok
To write this awkward, no-metre shlock
AI fails trend-setter,
and still it'd do better
And on feelings more easily talk
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
A friend was fucking with the window open all summer and she is *LOUD*. She was "I'm cumming! I'M CUMMING!"-ing and a neighbor shouted "Oh good! The neighborhood cummer is cumming again!" -- Feels like this could be tools for an incredible response.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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has anyone told them about Church numerals? guessing approval on name only. count with me!

λs.λz.s(z), λs.λz.s(s(z)), λs.λz.s(s(s(z))), ...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_...
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
has anyone told them about Church numerals? guessing approval on name only. count with me!

λs.λz.s(z), λs.λz.s(s(z)), λs.λz.s(s(s(z))), ...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_...
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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[Portland, USA]

Evict the landlord inside your head
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM