Marc Channick
@marcchannick.bsky.social
I'm here for a long time, not a good time
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*David Letterman voice*
Bart's Banana
Bart's Banana
Simpsons Fruit Rollers (2001-circa 2002): A line of "Simpsons"-branded promotional fruit roll-up snacks sold exclusively in the UK, which boasted that they contained "twice their weight in real fruit!" Available in three flavors:
-Homer's Raspberry
-Marge's Black Currant
-Bart's Banana
-Homer's Raspberry
-Marge's Black Currant
-Bart's Banana
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
*David Letterman voice*
Bart's Banana
Bart's Banana
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tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
the Leroy Jenkins Doctrine
Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
the Leroy Jenkins Doctrine
Risk my soul, test my life
For my bread
Spend my time lost in space
Am I dead?
Oh let the river flow
Through my callused hands
And take me from my own
The eyes of the damned
For my bread
Spend my time lost in space
Am I dead?
Oh let the river flow
Through my callused hands
And take me from my own
The eyes of the damned
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Risk my soul, test my life
For my bread
Spend my time lost in space
Am I dead?
Oh let the river flow
Through my callused hands
And take me from my own
The eyes of the damned
For my bread
Spend my time lost in space
Am I dead?
Oh let the river flow
Through my callused hands
And take me from my own
The eyes of the damned
People just log on to Al Gore's internet every day and say the absolute dumbest shit imaginable
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
People just log on to Al Gore's internet every day and say the absolute dumbest shit imaginable
Me [chanting] motion to vacate
Other sickos: motion to vacate MOTION TO VACATE
All of Bluesky [pounding keyboards] MOTION TO VACATE MOTION TO VACATE MOTION TO VACATE
Other sickos: motion to vacate MOTION TO VACATE
All of Bluesky [pounding keyboards] MOTION TO VACATE MOTION TO VACATE MOTION TO VACATE
Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress
"I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”
"I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Me [chanting] motion to vacate
Other sickos: motion to vacate MOTION TO VACATE
All of Bluesky [pounding keyboards] MOTION TO VACATE MOTION TO VACATE MOTION TO VACATE
Other sickos: motion to vacate MOTION TO VACATE
All of Bluesky [pounding keyboards] MOTION TO VACATE MOTION TO VACATE MOTION TO VACATE
Yes, fuck this "challenging Orthodoxy" bullshit, but also I truly hope there is a special level of Hell reserved just for Bill Cassidy
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Yes, fuck this "challenging Orthodoxy" bullshit, but also I truly hope there is a special level of Hell reserved just for Bill Cassidy
*Beauty and the Beast voice*
No one fucks like Elon
No one sucks like Elon
No one makes shitty-ass Cybertrucks like Elon
No one's sad like Elon
Has jokes as bad as Elon
Offers random e-girls his wad like Elon
No one fucks like Elon
No one sucks like Elon
No one makes shitty-ass Cybertrucks like Elon
No one's sad like Elon
Has jokes as bad as Elon
Offers random e-girls his wad like Elon
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
*Beauty and the Beast voice*
No one fucks like Elon
No one sucks like Elon
No one makes shitty-ass Cybertrucks like Elon
No one's sad like Elon
Has jokes as bad as Elon
Offers random e-girls his wad like Elon
No one fucks like Elon
No one sucks like Elon
No one makes shitty-ass Cybertrucks like Elon
No one's sad like Elon
Has jokes as bad as Elon
Offers random e-girls his wad like Elon
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Every day he plumbs new depths of Can You Believe This Loser Shit. You think you’ve reached the bottom of the Marianas Trench of Can You Believe This Loser Shit but then there’s a bang and a lurch and your little internet bathyscaphe plunges into a new fissure of Can You Believe This Loser Shit.
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Every day he plumbs new depths of Can You Believe This Loser Shit. You think you’ve reached the bottom of the Marianas Trench of Can You Believe This Loser Shit but then there’s a bang and a lurch and your little internet bathyscaphe plunges into a new fissure of Can You Believe This Loser Shit.
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen
I think the main problem is that economic outcomes in Britain have been bad.
Don’t know too much about what Starmer is trying here but that’s what he needs to turn around — after you win an election, you need growth & prosperity in pretty much any country.
Don’t know too much about what Starmer is trying here but that’s what he needs to turn around — after you win an election, you need growth & prosperity in pretty much any country.
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen
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Olivia Nuzzi was doing presidential candidates the right way.
By Ezra Klein
By Ezra Klein
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Olivia Nuzzi was doing presidential candidates the right way.
By Ezra Klein
By Ezra Klein
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Hello Keith this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Hello Keith this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
I am calling for a total shutdown on further Nuzzi revelations until we figure out what the hell is going on
I'm jailbait
You look, but you can't play
Cause I'm jailbait
Ja-ja-ja-ja-jailbait
Ooh, they call me jailbait
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You look, but you can't play
Cause I'm jailbait
Ja-ja-ja-ja-jailbait
Ooh, they call me jailbait
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November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I am calling for a total shutdown on further Nuzzi revelations until we figure out what the hell is going on
*blinking white guy dot gif*
Based on this link, it seems Olivia Nuzzi's debut pop single was titled "Jailbait." www.popjustice.com/briefing/tha...
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
*blinking white guy dot gif*
Taking odds on first outlet to refer to this as the "Trump-backed Epstein Files bill"
*BILL TO FORCE RELEASE OF EPSTEIN FILES ON TRACK TO PASS HOUSE
*HOUSE VOTE ON EPSTEIN FILES BILL IS ONGOING
*HOUSE VOTE ON EPSTEIN FILES BILL IS ONGOING
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Taking odds on first outlet to refer to this as the "Trump-backed Epstein Files bill"
I fucking love this genre
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I fucking love this genre
This paragraph would be the first-ballot unanimous winner of an Ernest Hemingway parody writing contest
It needs to be emphasized that this paragraph is about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This paragraph would be the first-ballot unanimous winner of an Ernest Hemingway parody writing contest
Counter-proposal from a Jewish attendee of a No Kings rally - go fuck yourselves
And, as we unfortunately demonstrated today, it’s incredibly easy to inadvertently promote anti-Semitic dogwhistles, even when attempting to engage in principled leftism. As such, we want to apologize specifically to Jewish folks for failing to receive earlier critiques from their community.
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Counter-proposal from a Jewish attendee of a No Kings rally - go fuck yourselves
$1000 to the first reporter who reminds our Big Wet President that he works for the American people
Q: Why wait for Congress to release the Epstein files? Why not just do it now?
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
$1000 to the first reporter who reminds our Big Wet President that he works for the American people
I know it pales in comparison to the innumerable other scandals/shondas of this administration, but the WH press being almost entirely quiescent on the "quiet, piggy" incident is, to me, kind of a skeleton key as to how they view Trump and their relationship to him
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I know it pales in comparison to the innumerable other scandals/shondas of this administration, but the WH press being almost entirely quiescent on the "quiet, piggy" incident is, to me, kind of a skeleton key as to how they view Trump and their relationship to him
And if that doesn't cover it there's always shoes, eyeglasses, and gold fillings
The Sun has been told Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will on Monday propose confiscating jewellery, watches, necklaces from asylum seekers to meet asylum costs
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
And if that doesn't cover it there's always shoes, eyeglasses, and gold fillings
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full spectrum of writing on display the past 48 hours as the two highest profile excerpts released are "brigning 2 vans of girls 2 jacoozee" and "He resembled a frozen volcano erupting, a haunted carwash, both sandwich and bodega master. He wanted wanting. The circle. The square. Tiananmen Square."
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
full spectrum of writing on display the past 48 hours as the two highest profile excerpts released are "brigning 2 vans of girls 2 jacoozee" and "He resembled a frozen volcano erupting, a haunted carwash, both sandwich and bodega master. He wanted wanting. The circle. The square. Tiananmen Square."