Dylan Pynk
@dylanpynk.bsky.social
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Husband ordered the wrong size so all his Carhartt underwear is mine now 🥳
January 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Husband ordered the wrong size so all his Carhartt underwear is mine now 🥳
Going with my husband while he gets a tattoo today so naturally I have to make myself an appointment while I'm there
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Going with my husband while he gets a tattoo today so naturally I have to make myself an appointment while I'm there
I have some hot takes about this top model documentary and the conversations happening around it
January 27, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I have some hot takes about this top model documentary and the conversations happening around it
Remember to moisturize after boiling yourself alive, y'all
January 27, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Remember to moisturize after boiling yourself alive, y'all
Taking a boiling hot shower just to remind my body that warmth exists
January 27, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Taking a boiling hot shower just to remind my body that warmth exists
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Dylan came to me with the dragon tamer idea and I knew they'd do something sick with it but I didn't know it was gonna be THE SICKEST SHIT 🔥🔥🔥
January 26, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Dylan came to me with the dragon tamer idea and I knew they'd do something sick with it but I didn't know it was gonna be THE SICKEST SHIT 🔥🔥🔥
Really loving this so far
wip ft @derekbgayle.bsky.social
wip ft @derekbgayle.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Really loving this so far
wip ft @derekbgayle.bsky.social
wip ft @derekbgayle.bsky.social
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🐻 Grizzly Couture
(Link in bio💛)
(Link in bio💛)
January 25, 2026 at 11:33 PM
🐻 Grizzly Couture
(Link in bio💛)
(Link in bio💛)
Call me a Nintendo shill idc seeing Birdo in that new trailer just gagged me
January 25, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Call me a Nintendo shill idc seeing Birdo in that new trailer just gagged me
I've sucked dick with Mario games paused in the background so many times I think I've pavloved myself
January 23, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I've sucked dick with Mario games paused in the background so many times I think I've pavloved myself
Loving my body lately
January 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Loving my body lately
Don't crucify me for asking because I TRIED to Google it myself and can't figure it out: Why do people not like D*sc*rd *d*ms?
January 23, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Don't crucify me for asking because I TRIED to Google it myself and can't figure it out: Why do people not like D*sc*rd *d*ms?
Just got face fucked within an inch of my life 🥴
January 23, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Just got face fucked within an inch of my life 🥴
Rolling power outages with an ice storm on the way in 24 hours, that bodes well!
January 22, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Rolling power outages with an ice storm on the way in 24 hours, that bodes well!
Really need about 200+ lbs of sweaty hairy man on top of me
January 22, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Really need about 200+ lbs of sweaty hairy man on top of me
Around 2001 the Singer Hoku released two songs that were featured in major films for millennials: Legally Blonde and Snow Day.
The songs were "Another Dumb Blonde" and "Perfect Day".
To this day I wonder why Dumb Blonde was used for Snow Day and Perfect Day for Legally Blonde...
Both are bops btw.
The songs were "Another Dumb Blonde" and "Perfect Day".
To this day I wonder why Dumb Blonde was used for Snow Day and Perfect Day for Legally Blonde...
Both are bops btw.
January 21, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Around 2001 the Singer Hoku released two songs that were featured in major films for millennials: Legally Blonde and Snow Day.
The songs were "Another Dumb Blonde" and "Perfect Day".
To this day I wonder why Dumb Blonde was used for Snow Day and Perfect Day for Legally Blonde...
Both are bops btw.
The songs were "Another Dumb Blonde" and "Perfect Day".
To this day I wonder why Dumb Blonde was used for Snow Day and Perfect Day for Legally Blonde...
Both are bops btw.
Dick appointment cancelled, now what do I do today
January 21, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Dick appointment cancelled, now what do I do today
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The Prince & His Consort ✨
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
The Prince & His Consort ✨
The Prince & His Consort ✨
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
The Prince & His Consort ✨
I'm cold but nevertheless, TT
January 20, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I'm cold but nevertheless, TT