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@icanbarelyswim.bsky.social

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 4h

Is it insane to just buy another copy in person and return the preorder one when it shows up

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 8h

👉🏻👈🏻

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 16h

Pokemon center you will begin coughing in three days

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 2d

should I be concerned that my legends preorder from the pokemon center still hasn’t shipped

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 16h

I’m not counting the tendinitis, let’s not talk about that

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 16h

got my first official* rugby injuries 🙂‍↕️

*during practice but still

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it’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 22h

happy e•mo•tion 10th anniversary week to all who celebrate

Carly Rae jepsen at her concert fighting for gay rights by holding up a bottle of poppers. She threw the first brick!

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 23h

touch myself idk

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 23h

doctor: you only have 412 seconds to live

me:

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 1d

[taps sign]

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GHOULTANO @gaetano.bsky.social · 1d

paranormal activity really changed with the last few movies…

K-Pop Semen Hunter 🗡️ @emilioemm.com · 1d

Someone posted this clip of their orgy from their security camera and it’s wild that they just left the dog chilling there on a bear skin rug like omg leave him in the other room?? Put the bear rug away???

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 1d

allegedly!!

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 1d

👁️🫦👁️

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 1d

but also let me suck on your cock!!

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 1d

no the song is called wood* 🙂‍↕️

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 1d

go stream some showgirl damn it 👏🏻

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 1d

time to change that! 🔫🙂‍↕️

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 1d

thank you! I’m also a huge NERD 🙂‍↕️👉🏻👈🏻

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 1d

something something wood something something pay the check before it kisses the mahogany grain something something makes me wet

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 1d

remember when I did this omg this is why I’m single

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ACLU @aclu.org · 1d

The trailblazing transgender rights activist Miss Major has passed away at the age of 78.

Miss Major was a lifelong organizer and participant in the ballroom scene. She took part in the 1969 Stonewall Riots and was injured by the police — but she kept fighting.