GRINCH•TA•NO
@gaetano.bsky.social
As cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel!
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gay guys who don’t know how to interact with things on the internet normally are incredibly weird but also hilarious when I don’t think about it too much!
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
gay guys who don’t know how to interact with things on the internet normally are incredibly weird but also hilarious when I don’t think about it too much!
I had three calls I had to make today why can’t I remember any of them
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I had three calls I had to make today why can’t I remember any of them
Sometimes life is just like that
The plot of the first episode was just hook up 4 months another hook up 4 more months another hook up
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Sometimes life is just like that
I didn’t get direct deposit until I was working for 7 years because I didn’t trust my job not to short me hours, and I didn’t get venmo till post Covid bc I didn’t wanna give out my bank info, I can assure you I’m crazy enough to wait out AI’s downfall
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I didn’t get direct deposit until I was working for 7 years because I didn’t trust my job not to short me hours, and I didn’t get venmo till post Covid bc I didn’t wanna give out my bank info, I can assure you I’m crazy enough to wait out AI’s downfall
this is so fucking funny to me it’s all swears and being italian
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
this is so fucking funny to me it’s all swears and being italian
update/review: I didn’t know Canadians were horny like that.
finalllly watching the hockey show and decided that I’m gonna learn how to roller blade
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
update/review: I didn’t know Canadians were horny like that.
finalllly watching the hockey show and decided that I’m gonna learn how to roller blade
December 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
finalllly watching the hockey show and decided that I’m gonna learn how to roller blade
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for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
23 degrees and snowing so obviously this is prime milkshake time
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
23 degrees and snowing so obviously this is prime milkshake time
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You better believe I’m dressing like himbo Char Aznable and waiting in line for this to open
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America's First Permanent GUNDAM Store Opens in Chicago on December 12 (Exclusive)
Bandai Namco will open THE GUNDAM BASE, a permanent store dedicated to Gundam and Gunpla model kits, in Chicago on December 12, 2025.
nerdist.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
You better believe I’m dressing like himbo Char Aznable and waiting in line for this to open
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nerdist.com/article/firs...
Speaking of sides what happened to guys being bros and jerkin off together? We used to be a REAL COUNTRY
December 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Speaking of sides what happened to guys being bros and jerkin off together? We used to be a REAL COUNTRY
guys I wanna post a slutty pic but I can’t figure out how I wanna pose
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
guys I wanna post a slutty pic but I can’t figure out how I wanna pose
Learned about the discourse™️
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Learned about the discourse™️
okay so I’m confused what was this discourse today
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
okay so I’m confused what was this discourse today
I’m about to fuckin hulk out I am so fucking tired of technology just not being as good or as useful as it was 10 fucking years ago
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’m about to fuckin hulk out I am so fucking tired of technology just not being as good or as useful as it was 10 fucking years ago
maybe…I work on the masque of the red death themed dnd campaign I abandoned long ago because it strayed too far away from dnd rules and became more tabletop rpg
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
maybe…I work on the masque of the red death themed dnd campaign I abandoned long ago because it strayed too far away from dnd rules and became more tabletop rpg
41 total kills, 32 kill streak with vendetta on CONSOLE…someone get me a fancam ASAP
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
41 total kills, 32 kill streak with vendetta on CONSOLE…someone get me a fancam ASAP
that gay guy who exclusively posts prompts for gay guys to quote with their nudes is kinda like Santa to me
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
that gay guy who exclusively posts prompts for gay guys to quote with their nudes is kinda like Santa to me
idk how to explain it but I’m obsessed with the last pic. captivating!
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
idk how to explain it but I’m obsessed with the last pic. captivating!
guys I need a better Christmas pun name
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
guys I need a better Christmas pun name
being a Pisces pisses me off so much bc I’m always done dirty by this kinda shit
SpongeBob unveils zodiac signs as SpongeBob characters:
• SpongeBob - Gemini
• Patrick - Sagittarius
• Sandy - Aries
• Squidward - Taurus
• Mrs. Puff - Cancer
• Pearl - Leo
• Karen - Virgo
• Mermaid Man - Libra
• Plankton - Scorpio
• Mr. Krabs - Capricorn
• Bubble Buddy - Aquarius
• Gary - Pisces
• SpongeBob - Gemini
• Patrick - Sagittarius
• Sandy - Aries
• Squidward - Taurus
• Mrs. Puff - Cancer
• Pearl - Leo
• Karen - Virgo
• Mermaid Man - Libra
• Plankton - Scorpio
• Mr. Krabs - Capricorn
• Bubble Buddy - Aquarius
• Gary - Pisces
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
being a Pisces pisses me off so much bc I’m always done dirty by this kinda shit
I’m playing Mario party and that stupid ran-through whore daisy stole my fucking stars
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’m playing Mario party and that stupid ran-through whore daisy stole my fucking stars
Maxxie from skins really set me down a path of bad decisions
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Maxxie from skins really set me down a path of bad decisions
I ate too much sushi and now I can’t see
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I ate too much sushi and now I can’t see
when I went to Loyola I knew a kid who electrocuted himself, went into a coma, and then when he woke up he was a libertarian. Now he married a girl who failed out of becoming a nun. I think about him sometimes
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
when I went to Loyola I knew a kid who electrocuted himself, went into a coma, and then when he woke up he was a libertarian. Now he married a girl who failed out of becoming a nun. I think about him sometimes