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· Dec 8
Chekhov's Mouseketool
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I know there’s a lot of bad shit going down right now but unfortunately I do have to go Jester Mode or risk losing my mind
January 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I know there’s a lot of bad shit going down right now but unfortunately I do have to go Jester Mode or risk losing my mind
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nothing is beyond your abilities if you’re okay with fucking up a lot
October 2, 2024 at 2:41 AM
nothing is beyond your abilities if you’re okay with fucking up a lot
The snow finally came, and my craving to listen to the Stick Season album by Noah Kahan is back in full force
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The snow finally came, and my craving to listen to the Stick Season album by Noah Kahan is back in full force
Relationship status
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Relationship status
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Today is a great day to unsubscribe
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Today is a great day to unsubscribe
I'm really gonna do it this time (work retail on Black Friday)
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I'm really gonna do it this time (work retail on Black Friday)
If you need me, I'll be standing in the props department at my new workplace being positively enchanted
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If you need me, I'll be standing in the props department at my new workplace being positively enchanted
I love working at this silly little calendar store because I can make stupid bard/clown purchases with my discount like a harmonica, a jaw harp, and a set of three juggling balls
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I love working at this silly little calendar store because I can make stupid bard/clown purchases with my discount like a harmonica, a jaw harp, and a set of three juggling balls
"You're either writhing with me or you're writhing against me."
#cropsntatoskins
#cropsntatoskins
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"You're either writhing with me or you're writhing against me."
#cropsntatoskins
#cropsntatoskins
"...third time's the charm?" 💪🏻👉🏻👈🏻
#cropsntatoskins
#cropsntatoskins
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"...third time's the charm?" 💪🏻👉🏻👈🏻
#cropsntatoskins
#cropsntatoskins
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“WE’RE WHIPPING SHITTIES AND LICKING PITS” #cropsntatoskins
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
“WE’RE WHIPPING SHITTIES AND LICKING PITS” #cropsntatoskins
"You wouldn't scent a bomb"
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"You wouldn't scent a bomb"
Maaaan they took my perfume and lotion :(
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Maaaan they took my perfume and lotion :(
Reading a memoir and having one of my psych professors be named dropped was so jarring that I had to take a 5 minute break before I could continue
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Reading a memoir and having one of my psych professors be named dropped was so jarring that I had to take a 5 minute break before I could continue
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I never leave home without all my fuckin bullshit
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I never leave home without all my fuckin bullshit
"What's your favourite Evanescence song?"
"Mighty Morphin. Wait. That's the Power Rangers. I'm always mixing those two up."
"Mighty Morphin. Wait. That's the Power Rangers. I'm always mixing those two up."
October 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"What's your favourite Evanescence song?"
"Mighty Morphin. Wait. That's the Power Rangers. I'm always mixing those two up."
"Mighty Morphin. Wait. That's the Power Rangers. I'm always mixing those two up."
Almost yarfing in the plasma donation centre to Pet Shop Boys
October 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Almost yarfing in the plasma donation centre to Pet Shop Boys
"Yea, and hospital food starts tasting really good right before the worms"
#MenaceSeason9
#MenaceSeason9
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"Yea, and hospital food starts tasting really good right before the worms"
#MenaceSeason9
#MenaceSeason9
"Mahogany? No babe, ma hog go in you"
#MenaceSeason9
#MenaceSeason9
October 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"Mahogany? No babe, ma hog go in you"
#MenaceSeason9
#MenaceSeason9