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Max Legroom
@crabitha.slutmo.de
Crabtime baby. Genderweird Californian, worthy of envy.
this price range is outrageous
January 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
what are you gonna do, make a homophobic AI meme about it?
January 13, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
January 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Mr Beast should buy fox news
January 13, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Damn Rose was your life going too well or something? Why would you do this to you?
Ok cool, and Judy Dench said Weinstein never made a pass at her.
January 13, 2026 at 1:09 AM
i love when a crime still has a silly old timey name. That's the stuff that gets you the firing squad
January 13, 2026 at 1:07 AM
"due to the building's jewish ties" IM SORRY?? Are you for real right now????
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 9h
The suspect in a fire at Mississippi's largest synagogue confessed to starting the blaze "due to the building's Jewish ties," FBI says.
https://cnn.it/45K38rl
January 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
One of my wolves is howling about the war on protein while my other wolf won’t stop reciting that “love poem”
January 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
1 in 8 Americans are Californian, and 1 in 9 of those is an Angeleno.

That’s a FUCKLOAD of Americans.
new york city is Real America. los angeles is Real America. chicago is Real America. minneapolis is Real America. seattle, portland, detroit etc etc. sick of this framing that it's otherwise. shut the fuck up
January 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Murder isn’t a training issue
January 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Ice needs training (being run over with a train)
January 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I remember when Arizona was a lost cause too and yet
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Loser shit
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I get it BAD
January 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
thankfully no, it was trash!
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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This meme just snuck into my house and punched me straight in the face
January 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
first aid has been rendered. just like the grease.
January 12, 2026 at 3:15 AM
yeah im fine, just a small burn but my shirt's ruined
January 12, 2026 at 3:15 AM
splashed hot grease right on my belly :(
January 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
January 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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I will never apologize for a post
December 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I got one that works from my dremel
January 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Thinking about this once again
January 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM