Max Legroom
@crabitha.slutmo.de
Crabtime baby. Genderweird Californian, worthy of envy.
PS2 Graphics ass face, girl ain’t you supposed to be in raccoon city 2001??
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
PS2 Graphics ass face, girl ain’t you supposed to be in raccoon city 2001??
Oh that’s where that went
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Oh that’s where that went
Every time someone says “what time is it” i have to fight the urge to say ‘4:30’ and I will never forgive
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Every time someone says “what time is it” i have to fight the urge to say ‘4:30’ and I will never forgive
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I keep trying to do the second part when someone cool and famous hops on but I'm back to tarantula dick in like an hour
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I keep trying to do the second part when someone cool and famous hops on but I'm back to tarantula dick in like an hour
Hell yeag
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Hell yeag
When I first moved to LA, I couldn’t get over the way everyone really does work in ‘the industry’ until my brother pointed out “would you be surprised someone in Detroit worked in automotive? It’s literally our Industry.”
Hollywood runs on unions just like a steel town would.
Hollywood runs on unions just like a steel town would.
I am absolutely not dunking on Kim because it's wildly cool to be liked by Hillary Duff, but no one should be surprised when actors support unionizing.
Hillary Duff is most certainly a SAG-AFTRA member! She's a union woman!
(Also, Starbucks sucks.)
Hillary Duff is most certainly a SAG-AFTRA member! She's a union woman!
(Also, Starbucks sucks.)
thank you for supporting striking Starbucks workers, Comrade Hilary Duff
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When I first moved to LA, I couldn’t get over the way everyone really does work in ‘the industry’ until my brother pointed out “would you be surprised someone in Detroit worked in automotive? It’s literally our Industry.”
Hollywood runs on unions just like a steel town would.
Hollywood runs on unions just like a steel town would.
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At least one person is going to ask, "So you think Trump is better?!"🤡
Someone else will say, "Those Black men who didn't vote for Harris helped elect Trump!"🤡
Their minds can't even conceive of the option of Dems running a candidate that is not so violently anti-Black.
They lack empathy.
Someone else will say, "Those Black men who didn't vote for Harris helped elect Trump!"🤡
Their minds can't even conceive of the option of Dems running a candidate that is not so violently anti-Black.
They lack empathy.
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
At least one person is going to ask, "So you think Trump is better?!"🤡
Someone else will say, "Those Black men who didn't vote for Harris helped elect Trump!"🤡
Their minds can't even conceive of the option of Dems running a candidate that is not so violently anti-Black.
They lack empathy.
Someone else will say, "Those Black men who didn't vote for Harris helped elect Trump!"🤡
Their minds can't even conceive of the option of Dems running a candidate that is not so violently anti-Black.
They lack empathy.
Ha ha ha ha ha
Billionaire Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, pardoned by Donald Trump, has been accused of facilitating millions of dollars’ worth of payments to Hamas in the wake of its attack on Israel on October 7 2023. Zhao also financed the Trump family's entrance into the cryptocurrency market.
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao accused of facilitating payments to Hamas
Crypto tycoon pardoned by Donald Trump faces US court complaint from families of victims of October 7 attack
www.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha
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Crab
Pizza
Friend
Hahahaha i know that already
Pizza
Friend
Hahahaha i know that already
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Crab
Pizza
Friend
Hahahaha i know that already
Pizza
Friend
Hahahaha i know that already
Daryl,,,,
Hello
Hello
Daryl Hall & John Oates
💿 Daryl Hall & John Oates (1975)
🏷️ Rock / Pop Rock
Artwork:
Bill King (Photography)
Pierre LaRoche (Concept & Make-up)
💿 Daryl Hall & John Oates (1975)
🏷️ Rock / Pop Rock
Artwork:
Bill King (Photography)
Pierre LaRoche (Concept & Make-up)
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Daryl,,,,
Hello
Hello
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Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.
for pigeon awareness:
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
for pigeon awareness:
Drag name Harry Dotter
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Drag name Harry Dotter
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why do annoying things have to annoy me specifically?!
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
why do annoying things have to annoy me specifically?!
If you were worried how long it would take before it got stupidly -phobic, it was basically instantly
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If you were worried how long it would take before it got stupidly -phobic, it was basically instantly
was looking for a cute cricut project to make with my kid and found this terrible stanley cup sticker template. Swingers, learn to edit!!
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
was looking for a cute cricut project to make with my kid and found this terrible stanley cup sticker template. Swingers, learn to edit!!
been tracking my sleep with apps and doodads, so now I at least have receipts for why i feel like a bag of buttholes all the time
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
been tracking my sleep with apps and doodads, so now I at least have receipts for why i feel like a bag of buttholes all the time
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So a while back I was commissioned to do short bios of various rock stars, and they were just about universally total psychopaths, with the huge exception of Freddie Mercury. A lovely man who did good by his wife, his lovers, and his cats.
Today (24 November) marks the passing of Freddie Mercury, lead vocalist and pianist of the rock band Queen. He remains regarded as one of the greatest singers in the history of rock music.
📷 Getty
📷 Getty
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
So a while back I was commissioned to do short bios of various rock stars, and they were just about universally total psychopaths, with the huge exception of Freddie Mercury. A lovely man who did good by his wife, his lovers, and his cats.
Spouse just called the dog “foodhound”
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Spouse just called the dog “foodhound”
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Wake me up when they film MY IMMORTAL: PART ONE
November 30, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Wake me up when they film MY IMMORTAL: PART ONE
I watched about 6 minutes of I Love LA before my big thumbs down hit the menu button. Is the bit that they’re young that talk like young people about young people things because I didn’t hear any single actual joke? And I’ve seen that show 736689373893 times
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I watched about 6 minutes of I Love LA before my big thumbs down hit the menu button. Is the bit that they’re young that talk like young people about young people things because I didn’t hear any single actual joke? And I’ve seen that show 736689373893 times
Absolutely stunning work, my god.
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Absolutely stunning work, my god.
I mean come the fuck on, you need this
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I mean come the fuck on, you need this