Max Legroom
@crabitha.slutmo.de
Crabtime baby. Genderweird Californian, worthy of envy.
True story, when I was little, my mom was working late one night so she set me up with a turkey and gravy tv dinner with a vhs of ET, and I got it in my head that it was ET meat because they were the same weird beigeq color and I couldn’t eat turkey for a few years
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
True story, when I was little, my mom was working late one night so she set me up with a turkey and gravy tv dinner with a vhs of ET, and I got it in my head that it was ET meat because they were the same weird beigeq color and I couldn’t eat turkey for a few years
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We're happy to announce that the unfinished 28-year production of the late Richard Williams' The Thief and the Cobbler has, at last, been completed, using a single AI prompt. We are certain he would be grateful.
Just finished watching "The Thief and the Cobbler"
I really liked it, gave me a bunch of inspiration
You can just feel the effort (and pain) in every second
I really liked it, gave me a bunch of inspiration
You can just feel the effort (and pain) in every second
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
We're happy to announce that the unfinished 28-year production of the late Richard Williams' The Thief and the Cobbler has, at last, been completed, using a single AI prompt. We are certain he would be grateful.
Lmao it’s just so precious that the pope has to come out against biblical marriage in order to maintain the whole “one man one woman’ thing they told the gays
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Lmao it’s just so precious that the pope has to come out against biblical marriage in order to maintain the whole “one man one woman’ thing they told the gays
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youre all pronouncing it wrong. It's "Got Ham City." it's the city that's Got Ham and so you put the Big Apple in its mouth
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
youre all pronouncing it wrong. It's "Got Ham City." it's the city that's Got Ham and so you put the Big Apple in its mouth
They’re the same picture
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
They’re the same picture
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You definitely fight her mutated form in the room past where this portrait hangs
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
You definitely fight her mutated form in the room past where this portrait hangs
PS2 Graphics ass face, girl ain’t you supposed to be in raccoon city 2001??
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
PS2 Graphics ass face, girl ain’t you supposed to be in raccoon city 2001??
Oh that’s where that went
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Oh that’s where that went
Every time someone says “what time is it” i have to fight the urge to say ‘4:30’ and I will never forgive
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Every time someone says “what time is it” i have to fight the urge to say ‘4:30’ and I will never forgive
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I keep trying to do the second part when someone cool and famous hops on but I'm back to tarantula dick in like an hour
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I keep trying to do the second part when someone cool and famous hops on but I'm back to tarantula dick in like an hour
Hell yeag
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Hell yeag
When I first moved to LA, I couldn’t get over the way everyone really does work in ‘the industry’ until my brother pointed out “would you be surprised someone in Detroit worked in automotive? It’s literally our Industry.”
Hollywood runs on unions just like a steel town would.
Hollywood runs on unions just like a steel town would.
I am absolutely not dunking on Kim because it's wildly cool to be liked by Hillary Duff, but no one should be surprised when actors support unionizing.
Hillary Duff is most certainly a SAG-AFTRA member! She's a union woman!
(Also, Starbucks sucks.)
Hillary Duff is most certainly a SAG-AFTRA member! She's a union woman!
(Also, Starbucks sucks.)
thank you for supporting striking Starbucks workers, Comrade Hilary Duff
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When I first moved to LA, I couldn’t get over the way everyone really does work in ‘the industry’ until my brother pointed out “would you be surprised someone in Detroit worked in automotive? It’s literally our Industry.”
Hollywood runs on unions just like a steel town would.
Hollywood runs on unions just like a steel town would.
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At least one person is going to ask, "So you think Trump is better?!"🤡
Someone else will say, "Those Black men who didn't vote for Harris helped elect Trump!"🤡
Their minds can't even conceive of the option of Dems running a candidate that is not so violently anti-Black.
They lack empathy.
Someone else will say, "Those Black men who didn't vote for Harris helped elect Trump!"🤡
Their minds can't even conceive of the option of Dems running a candidate that is not so violently anti-Black.
They lack empathy.
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
At least one person is going to ask, "So you think Trump is better?!"🤡
Someone else will say, "Those Black men who didn't vote for Harris helped elect Trump!"🤡
Their minds can't even conceive of the option of Dems running a candidate that is not so violently anti-Black.
They lack empathy.
Someone else will say, "Those Black men who didn't vote for Harris helped elect Trump!"🤡
Their minds can't even conceive of the option of Dems running a candidate that is not so violently anti-Black.
They lack empathy.
Ha ha ha ha ha
Billionaire Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, pardoned by Donald Trump, has been accused of facilitating millions of dollars’ worth of payments to Hamas in the wake of its attack on Israel on October 7 2023. Zhao also financed the Trump family's entrance into the cryptocurrency market.
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao accused of facilitating payments to Hamas
Crypto tycoon pardoned by Donald Trump faces US court complaint from families of victims of October 7 attack
www.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha
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Crab
Pizza
Friend
Hahahaha i know that already
Pizza
Friend
Hahahaha i know that already
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Crab
Pizza
Friend
Hahahaha i know that already
Pizza
Friend
Hahahaha i know that already
Daryl,,,,
Hello
Hello
Daryl Hall & John Oates
💿 Daryl Hall & John Oates (1975)
🏷️ Rock / Pop Rock
Artwork:
Bill King (Photography)
Pierre LaRoche (Concept & Make-up)
💿 Daryl Hall & John Oates (1975)
🏷️ Rock / Pop Rock
Artwork:
Bill King (Photography)
Pierre LaRoche (Concept & Make-up)
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Daryl,,,,
Hello
Hello
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Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.
for pigeon awareness:
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
for pigeon awareness:
Drag name Harry Dotter
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Drag name Harry Dotter
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why do annoying things have to annoy me specifically?!
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
why do annoying things have to annoy me specifically?!
If you were worried how long it would take before it got stupidly -phobic, it was basically instantly
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If you were worried how long it would take before it got stupidly -phobic, it was basically instantly
was looking for a cute cricut project to make with my kid and found this terrible stanley cup sticker template. Swingers, learn to edit!!
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
was looking for a cute cricut project to make with my kid and found this terrible stanley cup sticker template. Swingers, learn to edit!!
been tracking my sleep with apps and doodads, so now I at least have receipts for why i feel like a bag of buttholes all the time
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
been tracking my sleep with apps and doodads, so now I at least have receipts for why i feel like a bag of buttholes all the time