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@crabitha.slutmo.de

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Crabtime baby. Genderweird Californian, worthy of envy.

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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · Nov 13

Announcing his triumphant return this fall!!

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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 1h

i rearranged my whole bedroom today because the meds were hitting just so

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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 1h

i am picking up exactly what you are putting down

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chilly @chillylacroix.bsky.social · 1h

can't explain it but, this is what living in the 2020s feels like

A basic, fuzzy boot rendered unfunctional by the addition of an open toe and heel for no reason at all

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 15h

fucking nailed it

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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 3h

I asked a vet tech how come she'll let her do stuff but not me, and she was like "dogs know what they can get away with with mom, but they don't know if I'm mean or not"

STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 3h

PS this is gross, i don't even think i'd do this for my child, you spoiled ass dumd idiot dog

STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 3h

VCA patients, you know what I'm talking about

STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 3h

but she will eat the paste!!! DUMB!!! DUMB DOGS!!

STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 3h

i took her to the vet the other day to get her teeth checked and then presumably schedule the $2000s of dental work she needs, and they're short staffed right now so she didn't bother upselling me. She was like, i've seen worse, just like, keep an eye on it

STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 3h

like there's no way this is more pleasant, having me grind sand off your teeth with a metal hook, than a quick swish with some gross smelling goop

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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 4h

dogs are so fucking stupid, my old dog will not let me brush her teeth in any circumstance, but she'll just chill on my lap while i use terrifying human dental implements on her hideous tartar buildup

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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 4h

some jealous bitch who could never serve this much of it

johnny cash looking cunty af in thigh high boots

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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 4h

hell yeah you get to mock them to their faces

STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 4h

that's a supreme, common mistake!

STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 6h

grand is topped with egg

ghostly gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 7h

i have a very dumb question: what is the difference between a grand jury and a normal jury

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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 9h

I’ve always been under the belief that it’s not that adults are ‘acting like high school’ so much as high school being when kids start acting like adults