aSyd🪿
@dysphoric.dev
she/her or they/them
Queer tech worker with interests unrelated to my work.
Hobbies include game dev, music, photography, and more.
Blog: dysphoric.dev
Also on the fediverse (@[email protected])
Queer tech worker with interests unrelated to my work.
Hobbies include game dev, music, photography, and more.
Blog: dysphoric.dev
Also on the fediverse (@[email protected])
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Ich würde gern noch einmal die Planung der Nussvorräte mit Ihnen durchgehen. Aber natürlich nur, wenn es keine Mühe macht. 🐿️😍
#squirrels #balkonhörnchen #eichhörnchen
#squirrels #balkonhörnchen #eichhörnchen
January 10, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Ich würde gern noch einmal die Planung der Nussvorräte mit Ihnen durchgehen. Aber natürlich nur, wenn es keine Mühe macht. 🐿️😍
#squirrels #balkonhörnchen #eichhörnchen
#squirrels #balkonhörnchen #eichhörnchen
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Splendid thread to uplift your timeline and for mental refreshment amid the ongoing everything.
It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Splendid thread to uplift your timeline and for mental refreshment amid the ongoing everything.
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reading on your phone is good, actually. your book is always with you
read in bed, read in line at the store, read while eating lunch, read while resting between sets at the gym
read in bed, read in line at the store, read while eating lunch, read while resting between sets at the gym
January 6, 2026 at 11:01 PM
reading on your phone is good, actually. your book is always with you
read in bed, read in line at the store, read while eating lunch, read while resting between sets at the gym
read in bed, read in line at the store, read while eating lunch, read while resting between sets at the gym
Can I say I grew up in Berlin?
I moved here in my 20s, but I was still acting like a teenager back then.
I moved here in my 20s, but I was still acting like a teenager back then.
January 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Can I say I grew up in Berlin?
I moved here in my 20s, but I was still acting like a teenager back then.
I moved here in my 20s, but I was still acting like a teenager back then.
I would say I'm someone who swears less than the average person, but one learns what one hears, and on the streets of berlin, that's a lot of swear words.
January 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I would say I'm someone who swears less than the average person, but one learns what one hears, and on the streets of berlin, that's a lot of swear words.
the fact that the words are almost the same in a lot of languages really helps.
I do wish I knew more words in all of these languages though, especially since those are not ones I'm ever going to say out loud, as I prefer more personalized, less problematic, insults
I do wish I knew more words in all of these languages though, especially since those are not ones I'm ever going to say out loud, as I prefer more personalized, less problematic, insults
January 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
the fact that the words are almost the same in a lot of languages really helps.
I do wish I knew more words in all of these languages though, especially since those are not ones I'm ever going to say out loud, as I prefer more personalized, less problematic, insults
I do wish I knew more words in all of these languages though, especially since those are not ones I'm ever going to say out loud, as I prefer more personalized, less problematic, insults
I am a swear word polyglot.
I might not be able to converse with people speaking most languages, but I sure can tell when they call a driver a son of a b*.
I might not be able to converse with people speaking most languages, but I sure can tell when they call a driver a son of a b*.
January 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I am a swear word polyglot.
I might not be able to converse with people speaking most languages, but I sure can tell when they call a driver a son of a b*.
I might not be able to converse with people speaking most languages, but I sure can tell when they call a driver a son of a b*.
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The author of a viral Reddit thread alleging fraud at a food delivery company tried to back up his claim by sending me AI-generated documents. Today I'm publishing those documents in the hopes that it helps other reporter see what we're up against in the age of AI www.platformer.news/fake-uber-ea...
January 6, 2026 at 1:08 AM
The author of a viral Reddit thread alleging fraud at a food delivery company tried to back up his claim by sending me AI-generated documents. Today I'm publishing those documents in the hopes that it helps other reporter see what we're up against in the age of AI www.platformer.news/fake-uber-ea...
reminds me of the time I accidentally separated a 2€ coin
January 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
reminds me of the time I accidentally separated a 2€ coin
So I thought it would be helpful to share
In our place it looks like this and needs to be rotated clockwise to let in less air
Yours might not look like this, there's multiple designs, and it might need different tools to change but it's definitely worth a look if you're having uncomfortable drafts
In our place it looks like this and needs to be rotated clockwise to let in less air
Yours might not look like this, there's multiple designs, and it might need different tools to change but it's definitely worth a look if you're having uncomfortable drafts
January 4, 2026 at 12:45 PM
So I thought it would be helpful to share
In our place it looks like this and needs to be rotated clockwise to let in less air
Yours might not look like this, there's multiple designs, and it might need different tools to change but it's definitely worth a look if you're having uncomfortable drafts
In our place it looks like this and needs to be rotated clockwise to let in less air
Yours might not look like this, there's multiple designs, and it might need different tools to change but it's definitely worth a look if you're having uncomfortable drafts
Are your windows letting in an uncomfortable draft? Maybe that's intentional! Many modern windows include a summer and winter mode to let in more or less air.
After setting the windows in our flat to winter mode, I told a neighbor and they had the same issue but didn't know how to fix it.
After setting the windows in our flat to winter mode, I told a neighbor and they had the same issue but didn't know how to fix it.
January 4, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Are your windows letting in an uncomfortable draft? Maybe that's intentional! Many modern windows include a summer and winter mode to let in more or less air.
After setting the windows in our flat to winter mode, I told a neighbor and they had the same issue but didn't know how to fix it.
After setting the windows in our flat to winter mode, I told a neighbor and they had the same issue but didn't know how to fix it.
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When you’re doom posting about how everything is inevitable and no one can stop them, you’re doing their work for them. Stop that
January 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
When you’re doom posting about how everything is inevitable and no one can stop them, you’re doing their work for them. Stop that
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That's more like it
January 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
That's more like it
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From The Twitter Vaults:
Inspiring! This Woman Got Over Her Crush By Reviewing His Pull Request
Inspiring! This Woman Got Over Her Crush By Reviewing His Pull Request
March 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
From The Twitter Vaults:
Inspiring! This Woman Got Over Her Crush By Reviewing His Pull Request
Inspiring! This Woman Got Over Her Crush By Reviewing His Pull Request
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Lack of Space on Laptop Not Deterring Developer From Taking Free Stickers at A Conference
May 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Lack of Space on Laptop Not Deterring Developer From Taking Free Stickers at A Conference
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DUDE CORNER: Hey, Do You Know How To Do This Thing, That’s Clearly In The Docs, But I Haven’t Even Bothered to Look For Yet?
July 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
DUDE CORNER: Hey, Do You Know How To Do This Thing, That’s Clearly In The Docs, But I Haven’t Even Bothered to Look For Yet?
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
gibt es so etwas auch auf apple music?
Ich hab sogar noch mehr Spielzeit :p
Ich hab sogar noch mehr Spielzeit :p
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
gibt es so etwas auch auf apple music?
Ich hab sogar noch mehr Spielzeit :p
Ich hab sogar noch mehr Spielzeit :p
hotfix implies the existence of iced fix, cold brew fix, and maybe even frapé fix
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 AM
hotfix implies the existence of iced fix, cold brew fix, and maybe even frapé fix
Lasat Week Tonight: After the rebellion won, Zeb Orrelios retired from the military to start a satirical news show on HoloBoxOffice
October 27, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Lasat Week Tonight: After the rebellion won, Zeb Orrelios retired from the military to start a satirical news show on HoloBoxOffice
42. Das Design sieht echt gut aus!
October 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
42. Das Design sieht echt gut aus!
did you notice the club mate being drunk by the bad guy?
I'm still surprised by that level of detail
I'm still surprised by that level of detail
October 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
did you notice the club mate being drunk by the bad guy?
I'm still surprised by that level of detail
I'm still surprised by that level of detail
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A letterboxd account that has reviews of all of your childhood home movies, but at least the reviews are all five stars!
October 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
A letterboxd account that has reviews of all of your childhood home movies, but at least the reviews are all five stars!
queer people meeting on the internet but living an ocean apart, but instead it's me and qualified engineers for a painfully vacant, but local only, position at my job
October 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
queer people meeting on the internet but living an ocean apart, but instead it's me and qualified engineers for a painfully vacant, but local only, position at my job