░ Dys ░
@dystohpia.com
26 | blk stoner dogdude | ΘΔ&
enjoyer of Porygon, coffee, and THC
a nonsense-spittin', never-quittin' wolf on the interwebs
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enjoyer of Porygon, coffee, and THC
a nonsense-spittin', never-quittin' wolf on the interwebs
en.pronouns.page/@dystohpia
hoping that my team appreciates the fact that instead of making them work on Christmas, I'm working from 7a to 7p in their stead
anyway time to lock the fuck in
anyway time to lock the fuck in
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
hoping that my team appreciates the fact that instead of making them work on Christmas, I'm working from 7a to 7p in their stead
anyway time to lock the fuck in
anyway time to lock the fuck in
this year went by fast as fuck. what do you mean it's Christmas tomorrow??
December 24, 2025 at 11:10 AM
this year went by fast as fuck. what do you mean it's Christmas tomorrow??
how are we expected to deck our halls in these conditions
December 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
how are we expected to deck our halls in these conditions
one of my analysts is having issues with his virtual machine. coordinating with our support team and they're giving us lip
"how is it impacting service desk calls if only one analyst is having issues?"
erm idk maybe because that analyst is PART of the service desk , you limp walnut
"how is it impacting service desk calls if only one analyst is having issues?"
erm idk maybe because that analyst is PART of the service desk , you limp walnut
December 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
one of my analysts is having issues with his virtual machine. coordinating with our support team and they're giving us lip
"how is it impacting service desk calls if only one analyst is having issues?"
erm idk maybe because that analyst is PART of the service desk , you limp walnut
"how is it impacting service desk calls if only one analyst is having issues?"
erm idk maybe because that analyst is PART of the service desk , you limp walnut
autism hell is being forced to follow wildly inconsistent datasets and getting blamed for not following data that never populated in the first place
I like datasets BECAUSE of its consistency and without that.. what do we have???? jack shit, I fear
I like datasets BECAUSE of its consistency and without that.. what do we have???? jack shit, I fear
December 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
autism hell is being forced to follow wildly inconsistent datasets and getting blamed for not following data that never populated in the first place
I like datasets BECAUSE of its consistency and without that.. what do we have???? jack shit, I fear
I like datasets BECAUSE of its consistency and without that.. what do we have???? jack shit, I fear
maybe my external hard drive going kaput was the universe's way of telling me to stop downloading games I never end up playing
December 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
maybe my external hard drive going kaput was the universe's way of telling me to stop downloading games I never end up playing
weekends are never long enough
December 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
weekends are never long enough
THIS TOOK SO LONG..
so many runs...
FIRERED RANDOMIZED PORYLOCKE COMPLETE
(found the second beeper on Bond Bridge at Three Island)
so many runs...
FIRERED RANDOMIZED PORYLOCKE COMPLETE
(found the second beeper on Bond Bridge at Three Island)
December 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
THIS TOOK SO LONG..
so many runs...
FIRERED RANDOMIZED PORYLOCKE COMPLETE
(found the second beeper on Bond Bridge at Three Island)
so many runs...
FIRERED RANDOMIZED PORYLOCKE COMPLETE
(found the second beeper on Bond Bridge at Three Island)
-you walk in on me slowly pouring fresh water onto Porygon's beak-
erm do you mind?? i'm watering my duck
erm do you mind?? i'm watering my duck
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
-you walk in on me slowly pouring fresh water onto Porygon's beak-
erm do you mind?? i'm watering my duck
erm do you mind?? i'm watering my duck
the way kurtis blow hyped it up in that one song.. i kinda wanna go to his super dinner party
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
the way kurtis blow hyped it up in that one song.. i kinda wanna go to his super dinner party
having to work to not die is the ultimate scam
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
having to work to not die is the ultimate scam
jack antonoff really ate by calling the cover album of strange desire "a stranger desired"
December 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
jack antonoff really ate by calling the cover album of strange desire "a stranger desired"
the beeper has finally joined me in Lumiose <3
December 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
the beeper has finally joined me in Lumiose <3
found an old album by a band i dig that wasn't released on spotify
almost as good as getting a new album
almost as good as getting a new album
December 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
found an old album by a band i dig that wasn't released on spotify
almost as good as getting a new album
almost as good as getting a new album
PORYGON BACK REAL????
ssssiiighhh I can't play to find out for myself because I have to work aackk
ssssiiighhh I can't play to find out for myself because I have to work aackk
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
PORYGON BACK REAL????
ssssiiighhh I can't play to find out for myself because I have to work aackk
ssssiiighhh I can't play to find out for myself because I have to work aackk
okay I'mma just say it
Tobias is an Ubers-ladder bench warmer with no real skill
it takes no real forethought to win when you can steamroll the competition with legendaries
and if the Lily of the Valley Conference was a competition worthy of respect, it'd bar legendaries from play
Tobias is an Ubers-ladder bench warmer with no real skill
it takes no real forethought to win when you can steamroll the competition with legendaries
and if the Lily of the Valley Conference was a competition worthy of respect, it'd bar legendaries from play
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
okay I'mma just say it
Tobias is an Ubers-ladder bench warmer with no real skill
it takes no real forethought to win when you can steamroll the competition with legendaries
and if the Lily of the Valley Conference was a competition worthy of respect, it'd bar legendaries from play
Tobias is an Ubers-ladder bench warmer with no real skill
it takes no real forethought to win when you can steamroll the competition with legendaries
and if the Lily of the Valley Conference was a competition worthy of respect, it'd bar legendaries from play
started hitting clients with "my pleasure" after I fix their issue like I work at a chick fil a and I've gotten very positive reception
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
started hitting clients with "my pleasure" after I fix their issue like I work at a chick fil a and I've gotten very positive reception
nothing prepares you for completing a minecraft build, logging off, only to find that when you hop on the next day, server admins did a rollback and your entire build is fucking GONE
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
nothing prepares you for completing a minecraft build, logging off, only to find that when you hop on the next day, server admins did a rollback and your entire build is fucking GONE
life's short. have a bad doodle of a porygon-z doing the macarena
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
life's short. have a bad doodle of a porygon-z doing the macarena
risk of rain 2 has me in a fkn chokehold
i kicked ass most recent run, the operator and its drones are so cracked, just got my first win and was "gifted with rebirth"
i kicked ass most recent run, the operator and its drones are so cracked, just got my first win and was "gifted with rebirth"
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
risk of rain 2 has me in a fkn chokehold
i kicked ass most recent run, the operator and its drones are so cracked, just got my first win and was "gifted with rebirth"
i kicked ass most recent run, the operator and its drones are so cracked, just got my first win and was "gifted with rebirth"
I just inherited a can of skyline chili
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I just inherited a can of skyline chili
throat hurts bad this morning
(no, not from sucking dick (this time) )
I yearn for mint tea with a lil honey
(no, not from sucking dick (this time) )
I yearn for mint tea with a lil honey
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
throat hurts bad this morning
(no, not from sucking dick (this time) )
I yearn for mint tea with a lil honey
(no, not from sucking dick (this time) )
I yearn for mint tea with a lil honey
YOUR BOY IS OFFICIALLY A TEAM LEAD!!!!!!! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
YOUR BOY IS OFFICIALLY A TEAM LEAD!!!!!!! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO