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26 | blk stoner dogdude | ΘΔ&
enjoyer of Porygon, coffee, and THC

a nonsense-spittin', never-quittin' wolf on the interwebs

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hoping that my team appreciates the fact that instead of making them work on Christmas, I'm working from 7a to 7p in their stead

anyway time to lock the fuck in
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
THIS TOOK SO LONG..

so many runs...

FIRERED RANDOMIZED PORYLOCKE COMPLETE

(found the second beeper on Bond Bridge at Three Island)
December 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
the beeper has finally joined me in Lumiose <3
December 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
pokemon out of context
December 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
PORYGON BACK REAL????

ssssiiighhh I can't play to find out for myself because I have to work aackk
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
okay I'mma just say it

Tobias is an Ubers-ladder bench warmer with no real skill

it takes no real forethought to win when you can steamroll the competition with legendaries

and if the Lily of the Valley Conference was a competition worthy of respect, it'd bar legendaries from play
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
thinking about agias
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
life's short. have a bad doodle of a porygon-z doing the macarena
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
mega dimension trailer spoilers..
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can't believe chimecho mega evolves and gets vestigial twins lmaoo
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
in case y'all are wondering how much 999 mushrooms sell for...

yeah apparently there's actually no collector that'll take these off my hands like previous games
October 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
final team
October 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
what a game
can't wait for the dlc so i can play it all again with porygon
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
been playing the new pokemon since it dropped.. here's where i am now. peep game

can't wait for porygon dlc tho
October 20, 2025 at 10:48 AM
people selling the shiny box legends on eBay really pisses me off so I decided to take things in my own hands.

if you want them, come and get them. just reply and I'll hook you up absolutely free.

fkn scalpers make me SICK

#pokemon #pokemonsv #miraidon #koraidon #shinymiraidon #shinykoraidon
September 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
this patch of grass looks like a cock and balls and i felt the need to share that with the class
September 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
more Roger pics
September 17, 2025 at 10:06 AM
my friend sent me a Tamagotchi last night and I never expected to packbond with this little creature. he's on my work lanyard now. his name is Roger
September 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
September 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
prophecy fulfilled
September 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
gang where the fuck am i

jumped off the peak and landed on.. the sky? then went as far as i could until i fell straight into the abyss. i died with negative one progress
September 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
ENHANCED CAMERA CONTROLS...
WE ARE SO FUCKIN PAC
September 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
drew another beeper someplace
August 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
next beeper done
ignore the text, someone started painting super close to beeper's head
August 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
more wplace beepers + 1 wip
August 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
left my mark on wplace
August 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM