Earl Verdant
@earlverdant.bsky.social
Hates this world and most everyone in it. You're cool, though.
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Motherfucker has one answer to every question.
Mike Johnson: "I have not had an opportunity to review any of that yet"
December 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Motherfucker has one answer to every question.
My father relentlessly quoted "The Princess Bride" back and forth with me. I couldn't leave a visit with my parents without him saying "Have fun storming the castle" as I was on my way out. Loved all the Miracle Max stuff. Gave him such joy. He would be so sad today.
RIP Rob Reiner.
RIP Rob Reiner.
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My father relentlessly quoted "The Princess Bride" back and forth with me. I couldn't leave a visit with my parents without him saying "Have fun storming the castle" as I was on my way out. Loved all the Miracle Max stuff. Gave him such joy. He would be so sad today.
RIP Rob Reiner.
RIP Rob Reiner.
Them: Now isn't the time to discuss gun control.
Me:
Me:
December 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Them: Now isn't the time to discuss gun control.
Me:
Me:
Waked: check
Baked: check
Happy Saturday
Baked: check
Happy Saturday
December 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Waked: check
Baked: check
Happy Saturday
Baked: check
Happy Saturday
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
So my brother, lone MAGA dick in our family of libs, sends us an article about his church's choir performing at the White House this Christmas season. "ISN'T THIS AWESOME?" he asks. Pushing buttons.
My wife's father passed tonight. I am trying to be a good human being right now. I am trying...
My wife's father passed tonight. I am trying to be a good human being right now. I am trying...
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
So my brother, lone MAGA dick in our family of libs, sends us an article about his church's choir performing at the White House this Christmas season. "ISN'T THIS AWESOME?" he asks. Pushing buttons.
My wife's father passed tonight. I am trying to be a good human being right now. I am trying...
My wife's father passed tonight. I am trying to be a good human being right now. I am trying...
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What an interesting coincidence.
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What an interesting coincidence.
The weirdest dude in the world just got a weird fake peace prize and he was weird about it. FIFA does love themselves some bribes, amirite?
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The weirdest dude in the world just got a weird fake peace prize and he was weird about it. FIFA does love themselves some bribes, amirite?
Saw an ad for an Upstate NY beef farm. I like supporting local-ish businesses so I took a look. Then I saw the name of the place. Freedom Farm. And saw this "Patriots Eat Beef. Liberals Eat Lettuce. Strength vs. Socialism — You Choose."
Made my choice. Fuck them.
Made my choice. Fuck them.
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Saw an ad for an Upstate NY beef farm. I like supporting local-ish businesses so I took a look. Then I saw the name of the place. Freedom Farm. And saw this "Patriots Eat Beef. Liberals Eat Lettuce. Strength vs. Socialism — You Choose."
Made my choice. Fuck them.
Made my choice. Fuck them.
He loves his peace trophy. He will place the peace trophy next to his bed at night. The peace trophy will awaken whilst he rests and its evil hands will stroke his dumb hair and tickle his chin. He loves his peace trophy.
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
He loves his peace trophy. He will place the peace trophy next to his bed at night. The peace trophy will awaken whilst he rests and its evil hands will stroke his dumb hair and tickle his chin. He loves his peace trophy.
Boutte had me like...
Kayshon Boutte touchdown! Patriots up 17-0 with 1 minute left in the 1st quarter
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Boutte had me like...
Her name is Kiki Bridges, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Her name is Kiki Bridges, Charlie Brown.
"You don't have to embarrass our guest." Our guest, you know...the guy that a CIA investigation concluded had ordered the assassination of Khashoggi.
What is truly embarrassing is that he is sitting in Trump's gilded throne room instead of prison.
What is truly embarrassing is that he is sitting in Trump's gilded throne room instead of prison.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"You don't have to embarrass our guest." Our guest, you know...the guy that a CIA investigation concluded had ordered the assassination of Khashoggi.
What is truly embarrassing is that he is sitting in Trump's gilded throne room instead of prison.
What is truly embarrassing is that he is sitting in Trump's gilded throne room instead of prison.
Follow up...if there is nothing going on, why is Trump having the DOJ investigate Bill Clinton and other top Dems regarding Epstein.
Barrasso (probably): Because they are most definitely guilty.
One more follow up...okay, then why not release the files?
Barrasso: ummmm....
Barrasso (probably): Because they are most definitely guilty.
One more follow up...okay, then why not release the files?
Barrasso: ummmm....
Barrasso: "What I know is that Jeffrey Epstein is a convicted sex offender and he is dead, and President Trump threw him out of Mar-a-Lago 21 years ago. To me what's going on with Epstein is this is the Democrats trying to appeal to their far-left base and trying to change the topic."
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Follow up...if there is nothing going on, why is Trump having the DOJ investigate Bill Clinton and other top Dems regarding Epstein.
Barrasso (probably): Because they are most definitely guilty.
One more follow up...okay, then why not release the files?
Barrasso: ummmm....
Barrasso (probably): Because they are most definitely guilty.
One more follow up...okay, then why not release the files?
Barrasso: ummmm....
I hope every question was "Mr. President, did you really blow Bill Clinton?"
Trump does not take questions from reporters as he boards Air Force One to head to another weekend getaway at his private club in Florida
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I hope every question was "Mr. President, did you really blow Bill Clinton?"
The street was damaged badly when the ogre's face smashed into it. Thoughts and prayers for the street.
Fetterman fell, hitting his face, while taking a walk and experiencing an episode of ventricular fibrillation, according to a spokesperson. (via @wesa.fm)
Sen. Fetterman hospitalized in Pittsburgh after heart episode, fall outside his Braddock home
Fetterman fell, hitting his face, while taking a walk and experiencing an episode of ventricular fibrillation, according to a spokesperson.
n.pr
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The street was damaged badly when the ogre's face smashed into it. Thoughts and prayers for the street.
Watched the new Fantastic Four film last night. It was weird and wonderful. Felt more like the comics I read when I was a kid (born in '66) than any other comic book film I can remember. Was fine with them using Shalla-Bal as the Surfer. It was a FUN movie. Wasn't expecting that.
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Watched the new Fantastic Four film last night. It was weird and wonderful. Felt more like the comics I read when I was a kid (born in '66) than any other comic book film I can remember. Was fine with them using Shalla-Bal as the Surfer. It was a FUN movie. Wasn't expecting that.
My wife, shit-faced, insisting on staying up for the end of the movie...which she won't remember.
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My wife, shit-faced, insisting on staying up for the end of the movie...which she won't remember.
Congratulations to Sauce Gardner for escaping the NJ Jets (1-7) to the Indy Colts (7-2). Playoffs await...
November 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Congratulations to Sauce Gardner for escaping the NJ Jets (1-7) to the Indy Colts (7-2). Playoffs await...
I always forget the Dilbert giu's last name. So I think "Scott Dilbert". Anyway...so all we need for this kind of privelege is to be semi-famous and to befriend/worship the worst people in the world? Nah....
Fuck Scott Dilbert!
Fuck Scott Dilbert!
Like many Americans, Scott Adams had insurance problems. But unlike most people he has powerful friends on social media, and when he asked President Trump for help, he got the cancer drug he needed.
Dilbert creator taps Trump to get cancer drug. Others wish they could, too
Like many Americans, Scott Adams had insurance problems. But unlike most people he has powerful friends on social media, and when he asked President Trump for help, he got the cancer drug he needed.
n.pr
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I always forget the Dilbert giu's last name. So I think "Scott Dilbert". Anyway...so all we need for this kind of privelege is to be semi-famous and to befriend/worship the worst people in the world? Nah....
Fuck Scott Dilbert!
Fuck Scott Dilbert!
Watching THE CUT (2024). Orlando Bloom plays a boxer coming out of retiremenrt who has to cut weight before a comeback bout. Bloom lost either 35 or 52lbs for the film. He was 46 or 47 when he made this. That is insane commitment to a role. Bale was 30 when he lost 62lbs for THE MACHINIST.
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Watching THE CUT (2024). Orlando Bloom plays a boxer coming out of retiremenrt who has to cut weight before a comeback bout. Bloom lost either 35 or 52lbs for the film. He was 46 or 47 when he made this. That is insane commitment to a role. Bale was 30 when he lost 62lbs for THE MACHINIST.
The State Dept is restricting the total number of refugees next year to 7,500, down from 125,000...the previous ceiling. And most of those spots will be filled by white South Africans.
Nothing to see here. Just an administration that is allowing persecuted refugees in only if they are white.
Nothing to see here. Just an administration that is allowing persecuted refugees in only if they are white.
October 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The State Dept is restricting the total number of refugees next year to 7,500, down from 125,000...the previous ceiling. And most of those spots will be filled by white South Africans.
Nothing to see here. Just an administration that is allowing persecuted refugees in only if they are white.
Nothing to see here. Just an administration that is allowing persecuted refugees in only if they are white.
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
Had some obscure stuff but this is a perfect album from 1992.
Had some obscure stuff but this is a perfect album from 1992.
October 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
Had some obscure stuff but this is a perfect album from 1992.
Had some obscure stuff but this is a perfect album from 1992.
Up early today. So worried about Jamaica. Friends of ours are down there on vacation. They were unable to get an early flight home. Hunkering down along with the rest of the island. Praying for everyone's safety.
October 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Up early today. So worried about Jamaica. Friends of ours are down there on vacation. They were unable to get an early flight home. Hunkering down along with the rest of the island. Praying for everyone's safety.
He is increasing Canadian tariffs. Not because his financial advisors said it was good policy or helping out American consumers.
He is doing it because his feelings got hurt. What a fucking diaper boy.
He is doing it because his feelings got hurt. What a fucking diaper boy.
October 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
He is increasing Canadian tariffs. Not because his financial advisors said it was good policy or helping out American consumers.
He is doing it because his feelings got hurt. What a fucking diaper boy.
He is doing it because his feelings got hurt. What a fucking diaper boy.