Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In!
@earlyej.bsky.social
24 year old artist | Always SFW (even if falsely flagged otherwise) | all ages | Making a cartoon called a Slime at School at the moment | I stress ABAP | Keep Al Yankovic Weird! | I'm a chuckster! | Fake estate salesman | Supervillain
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Hi! My name is Early! I'm making a cartoon called a Slime at School! It's about a slimegirl named Ruby who goes to a seemingly normal school, but supernatural beings are seemingly drawn to her, making it difficult to fit in. Her friend, Mikey is dragged into adventures with her.
Hi! My name is Early! I'm making a cartoon called a Slime at School! It's about a slimegirl named Ruby who goes to a seemingly normal school, but supernatural beings are seemingly drawn to her, making it difficult to fit in. Her friend, Mikey is dragged into adventures with her.
Technically, carbon dioxide should be called "methanedione", because it's a molecule, not a salt.
February 8, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Technically, carbon dioxide should be called "methanedione", because it's a molecule, not a salt.
Silicon based life seems really plausible... if all you know is that silicon is in tge carbon group.
Like, there's a major issue with it... Silicon dioxide is a solid at room temperature, unlike carbon dioxide.
There are silicon gases like silicon halide compounds or silanes, but... not common.
Like, there's a major issue with it... Silicon dioxide is a solid at room temperature, unlike carbon dioxide.
There are silicon gases like silicon halide compounds or silanes, but... not common.
February 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Silicon based life seems really plausible... if all you know is that silicon is in tge carbon group.
Like, there's a major issue with it... Silicon dioxide is a solid at room temperature, unlike carbon dioxide.
There are silicon gases like silicon halide compounds or silanes, but... not common.
Like, there's a major issue with it... Silicon dioxide is a solid at room temperature, unlike carbon dioxide.
There are silicon gases like silicon halide compounds or silanes, but... not common.
You say "Dick" Tracy, no one bats an eye
You say "Pussy" Tracy, everyone loses their mind
You say "Pussy" Tracy, everyone loses their mind
February 8, 2026 at 5:54 PM
You say "Dick" Tracy, no one bats an eye
You say "Pussy" Tracy, everyone loses their mind
You say "Pussy" Tracy, everyone loses their mind
Acetaminophen is such a bizarre chemical to me as someone interested in biochemistry, because, like, we don't know how the fuck it works. We have clues, but it just kinda... does, and we don't really know why.
February 8, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Acetaminophen is such a bizarre chemical to me as someone interested in biochemistry, because, like, we don't know how the fuck it works. We have clues, but it just kinda... does, and we don't really know why.
I never understood what these things have to do with trans or autism respectively. Frankly, they kinda annoy me, as it's like "Hey look. I randomly chose these things to be mascots for groups of people for no reason."
It's just bizarre to me that no one seems to question how these are related.
It's just bizarre to me that no one seems to question how these are related.
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I never understood what these things have to do with trans or autism respectively. Frankly, they kinda annoy me, as it's like "Hey look. I randomly chose these things to be mascots for groups of people for no reason."
It's just bizarre to me that no one seems to question how these are related.
It's just bizarre to me that no one seems to question how these are related.
One thing I never understood. Is hair metal a scene of glam metal? I've always gotten mixed vibes on that.
February 7, 2026 at 3:43 PM
One thing I never understood. Is hair metal a scene of glam metal? I've always gotten mixed vibes on that.
Geese - Getting Kirked
February 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Geese - Getting Kirked
I used to think it was inconsiderate. Now I think it's intentional. They wanna get the kids hooked on this shit young to either keep getting their money or to lure them into trafficking. I feel Cosmopolitan is a deeply sinister company.
How the fuck did Cosmopolitan get away with putting headlines like these on the end caps for all the toddlers to see?
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I used to think it was inconsiderate. Now I think it's intentional. They wanna get the kids hooked on this shit young to either keep getting their money or to lure them into trafficking. I feel Cosmopolitan is a deeply sinister company.
How the fuck did Cosmopolitan get away with putting headlines like these on the end caps for all the toddlers to see?
February 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
How the fuck did Cosmopolitan get away with putting headlines like these on the end caps for all the toddlers to see?
How to make a Primus song
1. Think of an imaginary weird guy
2. Talk about/as the weird guy over epic bass
1. Think of an imaginary weird guy
2. Talk about/as the weird guy over epic bass
February 6, 2026 at 5:48 AM
How to make a Primus song
1. Think of an imaginary weird guy
2. Talk about/as the weird guy over epic bass
1. Think of an imaginary weird guy
2. Talk about/as the weird guy over epic bass
I don't get how anyone could idolize Patrick Bateman. American Psycho is just "this guy's a loser" the movie, and it's not subtle. Yes. Patrick Is "charismatic", but the point is that it's all shallow mimicry and not true charisma. He has no original thoughts. He is a husk.
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I don't get how anyone could idolize Patrick Bateman. American Psycho is just "this guy's a loser" the movie, and it's not subtle. Yes. Patrick Is "charismatic", but the point is that it's all shallow mimicry and not true charisma. He has no original thoughts. He is a husk.
The Tron movies are excuses for synth artists to make soundtracks.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The Tron movies are excuses for synth artists to make soundtracks.
I'm just gonna say it. I don't care that it's an indie game. Blud is a very bad attempt at replicating 2000s cartoons. It just doesn't look like them.
February 6, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I'm just gonna say it. I don't care that it's an indie game. Blud is a very bad attempt at replicating 2000s cartoons. It just doesn't look like them.
Why did that Chef Boyardee can follow a child home after the parent said no? Kinda creepy if you ask me.
February 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Why did that Chef Boyardee can follow a child home after the parent said no? Kinda creepy if you ask me.
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RIP
He was the very best, like no one ever was.
He was the very best, like no one ever was.
January 18, 2026 at 3:46 AM
RIP
He was the very best, like no one ever was.
He was the very best, like no one ever was.
Pup hoods are the furry equivelant of that ahegao jacket weebs used to wear.
Obviously sexual stuff that annoying people wear in public, disregarding the consent of others.
Obviously sexual stuff that annoying people wear in public, disregarding the consent of others.
February 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Pup hoods are the furry equivelant of that ahegao jacket weebs used to wear.
Obviously sexual stuff that annoying people wear in public, disregarding the consent of others.
Obviously sexual stuff that annoying people wear in public, disregarding the consent of others.
Fred Durst should sue Trump for trademark infringement with the red hat.
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Fred Durst should sue Trump for trademark infringement with the red hat.
Scooby-Doo Skin Theory
February 5, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Scooby-Doo Skin Theory
You know, I was in a gas station, and it occured to me that bongs must be good borosilicate glassware, because you put the lighter up against them.
I don't like THC, but I might get one for my lab.
I don't like THC, but I might get one for my lab.
February 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
You know, I was in a gas station, and it occured to me that bongs must be good borosilicate glassware, because you put the lighter up against them.
I don't like THC, but I might get one for my lab.
I don't like THC, but I might get one for my lab.
Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads!
February 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads!
"Kid Rock makes music fo-"
Let me stop you right there. No he doesn't.
Let me stop you right there. No he doesn't.
February 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
"Kid Rock makes music fo-"
Let me stop you right there. No he doesn't.
Let me stop you right there. No he doesn't.
You say "European", no one bats an eye.
You say "Europooan", everyone loses their minds.
You say "Europooan", everyone loses their minds.
February 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
You say "European", no one bats an eye.
You say "Europooan", everyone loses their minds.
You say "Europooan", everyone loses their minds.
It would be so funny if We Are Charlie Kirk is the thing that derails the whole conservative movement.
February 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
It would be so funny if We Are Charlie Kirk is the thing that derails the whole conservative movement.