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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In!
@earlyej.bsky.social
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24 year old artist | Always SFW (even if falsely flagged otherwise) | all ages | Making a cartoon called a Slime at School at the moment | I stress ABAP | Keep Al Yankovic Weird! | I'm a chuckster! | Fake estate salesman | Supervillain #indieanimation
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · Dec 11
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Hi! My name is Early! I'm making a cartoon called a Slime at School! It's about a slimegirl named Ruby who goes to a seemingly normal school, but supernatural beings are seemingly drawn to her, making it difficult to fit in. Her friend, Mikey is dragged into adventures with her.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 3m
Yes, the original one.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 3m
Watching Nosferatu

When does he start flickering the lights?
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 7m
Fascists be like "I'm right wing!"
Commies be like "I'm left wing!"

Okay? Well, I'm calling out from Scatland. I'm calling out from Scatman's World.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 21m
Miasma Fink

#furry #furryart #anthro #ケモノ #ocs #oc #originalcharacter #ocsky #ocart #artmoots #art #illustration #SFW #イラスト
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 1h
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 1h
Nice argument. Unfortunately I replaced it with Fruit by the Foot.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 1h
Why did the chicken cross the road?

I replaced the punchline with Fruit by the Foot.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 1h
Why did the chicken cross the road?

I replaced the punchline with Fruit by the Foot.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 1h
Breakcore Demon Hunters
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 2h
It's wild to me that a mainstream genre (trap music) is named after drug dens and how they "trap" you there with addiction.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 2h
Salt chemistry is a million times easier than molecular chemistry.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 2h
Donate to my totally real fundraiser! I have found myself in a tough spot where I [insert sob story here] and need [insert value here] by [insert time here]! Hurry before I [insert fake urgency here]!

Link - Obviouscharityscam.com
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 2h
"Polycule" implies the existence of polysalts.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 4h
My dad rescued this mullet that was stuck on an abandoned line.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 7h
#furry #furryart #anthro #ケモノ #ocs #oc #originalcharacter #ocsky #ocart #artmoots #art #illustration #SFW #イラスト
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 7h
Apparently HDPE breaks down into formic acid! I can use that!
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 8h
Give me name suggestions for this character!

#furry #furryart #anthro #ケモノ #ocs #oc #originalcharacter #ocsky #ocart #artmoots #art #illustration #SFW #イラスト
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 9h
Past art: Wave Vapora

#furry #furryart #anthro #ケモノ #ocs #oc #originalcharacter #ocsky #ocart #artmoots #art #illustration #SFW #イラスト
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 10h
My problem with memes about NSFW content is that they treat it it on the same level as a shock site.

Like, no... it's not fucked up that you referenced that one Ankha animation.

They'll post cropped NSFW with corny stuff like this and treat it like a creepypasta or something.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 1d
Well, copper glutamate doesn't make solid crystals. It began to crystallize, but lost all structure and crumbled. I have a nice blue powder, tho.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 1d
You should add/remove one electron to every atom of your body! Get ionized, loser!
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 1d
I think I know how I'll do it, but I need a teflon cup.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 1d
Hmm... this stuff has sodium bifluoride, which decomposes into sodium fluoride and fluorine gas when heated!

If I can crystallize sodium fluoride around this somehow and heat it up, I could potentially trap fluorine gas in it permanently! Then, I'd put that in a container that locks out moisture!
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 1d
Hmm... this stuff has sodium bifluoride, which decomposes into sodium fluoride and fluorine gas when heated!

If I can crystallize sodium fluoride around this somehow and heat it up, I could potentially trap fluorine gas in it permanently! Then, I'd put that in a container that locks out moisture!
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 1d
The lead pipes PROBABLY weren't much of a problem. Lead is fairly inert... Lead acetate is water soluble. Even TOUCHING this stuff is dangerous. Drinking/eating it is INSANE (literally).
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 1d
No wonder the Roman Empire fell. They had serious lead poisoning by sweetening wine with this stuff.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 1d
Finally made the forbidden sweetener, lead acetate!

A taste so good, it's to DIE for.

Not actually gonna eat this. I just think it's funny to say I have "forbidden sweetener".
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 1d
Like, I'm not STUPID. I'm a mad scientist, but I'm not THAT mad!
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