Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In!
@earlyej.bsky.social
24 year old artist | Always SFW (even if falsely flagged otherwise) | all ages | Making a cartoon called a Slime at School at the moment | I stress ABAP | Keep Al Yankovic Weird! | I'm a chuckster! | Fake estate salesman | Supervillain
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Hi! My name is Early! I'm making a cartoon called a Slime at School! It's about a slimegirl named Ruby who goes to a seemingly normal school, but supernatural beings are seemingly drawn to her, making it difficult to fit in. Her friend, Mikey is dragged into adventures with her.
Hi! My name is Early! I'm making a cartoon called a Slime at School! It's about a slimegirl named Ruby who goes to a seemingly normal school, but supernatural beings are seemingly drawn to her, making it difficult to fit in. Her friend, Mikey is dragged into adventures with her.
Every Ice Spice song is the same verse with different lyrics. Like, the flow is identical. Six syllables followed by four syllables. Every single time.
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Every Ice Spice song is the same verse with different lyrics. Like, the flow is identical. Six syllables followed by four syllables. Every single time.
Musicians who have beef with me:
1. Calvin Harris
2. David Draiman
I don't really care. It was annoying that David summoned a legion of annoying fans to come after me over a joke, but he managed to ruin his reputation.
1. Calvin Harris
2. David Draiman
I don't really care. It was annoying that David summoned a legion of annoying fans to come after me over a joke, but he managed to ruin his reputation.
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Musicians who have beef with me:
1. Calvin Harris
2. David Draiman
I don't really care. It was annoying that David summoned a legion of annoying fans to come after me over a joke, but he managed to ruin his reputation.
1. Calvin Harris
2. David Draiman
I don't really care. It was annoying that David summoned a legion of annoying fans to come after me over a joke, but he managed to ruin his reputation.
Me sitting down in court as part of a Jury: "Death."
Judge: "What?"
Me: "Death."
Judge: "But the tria-"
Me: "Death."
Judge: "You don't get to deci-"
Me: "Death. Roman colosseum style."
Judge: "That violates the 8th-"
Me: *Brings a lion into the courtroom* "Let's get this party started."
Judge: "What?"
Me: "Death."
Judge: "But the tria-"
Me: "Death."
Judge: "You don't get to deci-"
Me: "Death. Roman colosseum style."
Judge: "That violates the 8th-"
Me: *Brings a lion into the courtroom* "Let's get this party started."
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Me sitting down in court as part of a Jury: "Death."
Judge: "What?"
Me: "Death."
Judge: "But the tria-"
Me: "Death."
Judge: "You don't get to deci-"
Me: "Death. Roman colosseum style."
Judge: "That violates the 8th-"
Me: *Brings a lion into the courtroom* "Let's get this party started."
Judge: "What?"
Me: "Death."
Judge: "But the tria-"
Me: "Death."
Judge: "You don't get to deci-"
Me: "Death. Roman colosseum style."
Judge: "That violates the 8th-"
Me: *Brings a lion into the courtroom* "Let's get this party started."
I keep redesigning my UPA revival versions of my characters as I become more familiar with the style.
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I keep redesigning my UPA revival versions of my characters as I become more familiar with the style.
I'm gonna try to UPA-ify every Undertale/Deltarune character!
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I'm gonna try to UPA-ify every Undertale/Deltarune character!
Gay Porter Robinson be like "look at this guy, I'm still queer."
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Gay Porter Robinson be like "look at this guy, I'm still queer."
I can always tell if someone is autistic or has ADHD. They're super easy to pick out in a crowd for me. Like, every time I've assumed recently, I was proven right. lol
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I can always tell if someone is autistic or has ADHD. They're super easy to pick out in a crowd for me. Like, every time I've assumed recently, I was proven right. lol
Smiling Friends manages to pack so much into one scene, because the Simpsons stand-in is green EmpLemon style, says "hawk tuah", and has Spamton glasses.
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Smiling Friends manages to pack so much into one scene, because the Simpsons stand-in is green EmpLemon style, says "hawk tuah", and has Spamton glasses.
The "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" shit is so funny, because like, 1. the jet fuel was only the starting fuel source, and 2. when metal reaches incandescence, it oxidizes, which is why tungsten is used in light bulbs and not iron... and even then, that would oxidize if the bulb broke.
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" shit is so funny, because like, 1. the jet fuel was only the starting fuel source, and 2. when metal reaches incandescence, it oxidizes, which is why tungsten is used in light bulbs and not iron... and even then, that would oxidize if the bulb broke.
Whoever invented Krave cereal, fuck you. That shit's evil. I'm surprised it's not a schedule 1 addictive substance. Are you TRYING to get me to die at a young age from serious overeating? And then they put out even crazier varieties like cinnamon Krave. It's diabolical.
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Whoever invented Krave cereal, fuck you. That shit's evil. I'm surprised it's not a schedule 1 addictive substance. Are you TRYING to get me to die at a young age from serious overeating? And then they put out even crazier varieties like cinnamon Krave. It's diabolical.
Venommmmm by Eminem will always be hilarious to me. I can't take it seriously at all. It's so goofy.
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Venommmmm by Eminem will always be hilarious to me. I can't take it seriously at all. It's so goofy.
Taught some kids how to do ion exchange with electricity today. Made some copper glutamate, since I knew that one would have cool quick noticeable results.
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Taught some kids how to do ion exchange with electricity today. Made some copper glutamate, since I knew that one would have cool quick noticeable results.
Soyjaks are out. Joyjaks are in!
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Soyjaks are out. Joyjaks are in!
Apparently, 6 7 is Philadelphia police code for "murdered on site", and that's what it meant in the song before it lost all meaning.
Police report for murder...
Dead body reported...
AMOGUS! SUSSY BAKA! SUS! SUS!
Police report for murder...
Dead body reported...
AMOGUS! SUSSY BAKA! SUS! SUS!
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Apparently, 6 7 is Philadelphia police code for "murdered on site", and that's what it meant in the song before it lost all meaning.
Police report for murder...
Dead body reported...
AMOGUS! SUSSY BAKA! SUS! SUS!
Police report for murder...
Dead body reported...
AMOGUS! SUSSY BAKA! SUS! SUS!
When I say misandry is a real problem, this is what I'm talking about. It's HEAVILY tied to transphobia/bioessentialism.
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
When I say misandry is a real problem, this is what I'm talking about. It's HEAVILY tied to transphobia/bioessentialism.
If it wasn't Bill Clinton, was "Bubba" the horse?!
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If it wasn't Bill Clinton, was "Bubba" the horse?!
Ha! 7 grand?! Dad!
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Ha! 7 grand?! Dad!
Sigilyph should've gotten an evolution called Hypersigilyph.
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Sigilyph should've gotten an evolution called Hypersigilyph.
Good video
I made the Scariest Acids at Home
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November 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Good video
I absolutely LOVE this song. The intro is so harsh and abrasive, but then it gets to the second half, and it's super catchy! It's so cool!
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I absolutely LOVE this song. The intro is so harsh and abrasive, but then it gets to the second half, and it's super catchy! It's so cool!
"Oh, this music is too harsh! It's just noise! This is worthless!"
FUCK YOU! Listen to some Merzbow, and get back to me. I'm not even a huge Merzbow fan, but I won't dismiss ANY art for being "too much". At least it's interesting.
FUCK YOU! Listen to some Merzbow, and get back to me. I'm not even a huge Merzbow fan, but I won't dismiss ANY art for being "too much". At least it's interesting.
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"Oh, this music is too harsh! It's just noise! This is worthless!"
FUCK YOU! Listen to some Merzbow, and get back to me. I'm not even a huge Merzbow fan, but I won't dismiss ANY art for being "too much". At least it's interesting.
FUCK YOU! Listen to some Merzbow, and get back to me. I'm not even a huge Merzbow fan, but I won't dismiss ANY art for being "too much". At least it's interesting.
I never understood how people could just bite into an uncooked apple. The texture is just horrendous.
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I never understood how people could just bite into an uncooked apple. The texture is just horrendous.
